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Renesmee
Jacob
Seth
Alice
Bella
[Edward has logged on]
Jacob: Ahhh! Edward! Uhhhh!!! Ummmmm.......
Nessie: Jake! Shhhhhhhh!
Bella: What's going on??!
Alice: Ooh OOh I know!!!
Nessie: ALICE! HUSH! DONT THINK ABOUT IT!!!
Seth: I know too! I heard it in Jakes MIND! Like when he phased earlier. *Goes up to Edward* *Pats him on the back* Congrats, grandpa!
Edward: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT?! N--W-FS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RENESMEE IS THIS TRUE?
Nessie: *Deep breath* *gulp* Yes, dad. I am...pregnant.
Bella: Nessie! My.....my little girl.... *cries* *done crying* Well...its too soon,but this is exciting *smile*
Edward: JACOB! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SON OF A--
Bella: Edward! SHUSH!
Carlisle: Hmmmmm interesting. Nessie, come over as soon as you can, i must do test!
Edward: You. Will. Not. Be. Doing. Test. On My Daughter! She is having an abortion, NOW!
Nessie: DAD! NO. I. AM. NOT.
Bella: Ness, Im on your side here. I understand what its like...*glare at edward*...for someone to want you to have an abortion, when oyu LOVE the child!
Jake: Edward. You can hurt me, you can call me names, BUT YOU WILL NOT! I REPEAT, NOT! HURT MY CHILD!
Edward: OH, YOU WANNA BET? SHE'S ONLY FIVE YEARS OLD FOR GOD'S SAKE!
Nessie: Daddy....Please....I want to keep my little Oliver.
Jake/Seth/Alice/Bella/Edward: Oliver?!
Nessie: Yeahhhh.....i like the name Oliver. I have a feeling hes gonna be a boy...soooooo.....yeahhhh
Me: Edward!!!! Jake!!!!!!!! EMMETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emmett: Freeeeeeeeeeeeeakyyyyyyyyyy
Me: I LOVE YOU EMMETT!!!
Emmett: I...But...I...You...Rose!
Me: Is the only thing keeping us apart, Rose?
Emmett: *Sighs* yes.
Me: *tears Rose apart and burns the peices* There!
Emmett: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ROSIE!!! *Cries* *Walks over to author* YOU! YOU KILLED MY WIFE!
Me: And YOU love ME!
Emmett: *sighs* Yes, yes I do. Back to the subject we were on...NESSIE SCREWED JAKE!
Nessie: Emmett......
Emmett: Yes?
Nessie: Shut up
Edward: Nessie, you can keep your kid.
Me: Good, edward. Good boyyyyyyy! lol
Edward: Im not a dog!
Me: Rigggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhht, thats Jake
