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Renesmee

Jacob

Seth

Alice

Bella

[Edward has logged on]

Jacob: Ahhh! Edward! Uhhhh!!! Ummmmm.......

Nessie: Jake! Shhhhhhhh!

Bella: What's going on??!

Alice: Ooh OOh I know!!!

Nessie: ALICE! HUSH! DONT THINK ABOUT IT!!!

Seth: I know too! I heard it in Jakes MIND! Like when he phased earlier. *Goes up to Edward* *Pats him on the back* Congrats, grandpa!

Edward: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT?! N--W-FS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RENESMEE IS THIS TRUE?

Nessie: *Deep breath* *gulp* Yes, dad. I am...pregnant.

Bella: Nessie! My.....my little girl.... *cries* *done crying* Well...its too soon,but this is exciting *smile*

Edward: JACOB! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SON OF A--

Bella: Edward! SHUSH!

Carlisle: Hmmmmm interesting. Nessie, come over as soon as you can, i must do test!

Edward: You. Will. Not. Be. Doing. Test. On My Daughter! She is having an abortion, NOW!

Nessie: DAD! NO. I. AM. NOT.

Bella: Ness, Im on your side here. I understand what its like...*glare at edward*...for someone to want you to have an abortion, when oyu LOVE the child!

Jake: Edward. You can hurt me, you can call me names, BUT YOU WILL NOT! I REPEAT, NOT! HURT MY CHILD!

Edward: OH, YOU WANNA BET? SHE'S ONLY FIVE YEARS OLD FOR GOD'S SAKE!

Nessie: Daddy....Please....I want to keep my little Oliver.

Jake/Seth/Alice/Bella/Edward: Oliver?!

Nessie: Yeahhhh.....i like the name Oliver. I have a feeling hes gonna be a boy...soooooo.....yeahhhh

Me: Edward!!!! Jake!!!!!!!! EMMETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emmett: Freeeeeeeeeeeeeakyyyyyyyyyy

Me: I LOVE YOU EMMETT!!!

Emmett: I...But...I...You...Rose!

Me: Is the only thing keeping us apart, Rose?

Emmett: *Sighs* yes.

Me: *tears Rose apart and burns the peices* There!

Emmett: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ROSIE!!! *Cries* *Walks over to author* YOU! YOU KILLED MY WIFE!

Me: And YOU love ME!

Emmett: *sighs* Yes, yes I do. Back to the subject we were on...NESSIE SCREWED JAKE!

Nessie: Emmett......

Emmett: Yes?

Nessie: Shut up

Edward: Nessie, you can keep your kid.

Me: Good, edward. Good boyyyyyyy! lol

Edward: Im not a dog!

Me: Rigggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhht, thats Jake