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Renesmee
Emmett
Bella: Hey!!!!! :D
Edward: hey bella, love :)
Renesmee: Guys! When will I be able to tell if the baby is a boy or a girl?
Carlisle: Judging from how fast your stomach has grown, id say....now
Mike: ummm....If Renesmee is Edward and Bella's daughter how is she pregnant?! They arent even 30 years old!----And how do you guys still look like you're 17?! is there some secret I dont know about?
Carlisle has signed off [6:27:54]
Edward: Ummmm............
Emmett: HE KNOWS TOO MUCH, LETS KILL HIM!!! =D
Mike: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Edward: God, Emmett, you almost gave the poor guy a heart attack. poor mike, he's hypervenalating
Mike: How do you know that?! What are you...a mind reader?!
Edward: Actually, yes i am.
Mike: ...
Edward: wow. you have very foul language.
Mike: Stay out of my head! What are you people?!
Jasper has signed out [6:40:12]
Alice has signed off [6:40:13]
Emmett: Urhhhh..........Edward can we tell him, and kill him?! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Edward: No Emmett, we cant. Alice is about to tell us what to do. in 3
Edward: 2
Edward: 1
Alice has signed on [6:45:56]
Alice: YES! I GET TO GIVE YOU A MAKEOVER!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSS! MIKE, im going to give you a makeover, then you are going to go makeout with the first guy you see! :)
Mike: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? No!
Alice: YES!
Alice has signed off [6:49:24]
Mike: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Edward: hahahahahahhahahahahahah. Mike, killing yourself wont work! She'll see it coming, and save you!
Mike: UGH! there must be some way around her stupid visions!
Emmett: Actually, mike, there is----
edward: EMMETT SHUT UP!
Mike: Jerk.
Bella: Yeah! Jerk.
Edward: Bella? I thought you loved me! Why would you be so...so,...MEAN!
Bella: I dunno. I hadnt said anything in a while, didnt want you guys to think i was....dead or captured by the volturi
Mike: What's a volturi?
Emmett: Well, mike, the volturi, are the evil vam---
Edward: EMMETT I SAID SHUT UP! ...stupid...
Emmett: You're the one who wouldnt let me kill him!
Edward: Seriously Emmett? Really? You are gonna risk his life to the volturi, if i dont let you kill him?
Emmett: Yeppers
Edward: Yeppers? WTF?
Emmett: WTF! WHAT THE F-
edward: EMMETT SHUT UP!
Emmett: Sorry Eddie-Pooh.
Edward: Emmett...
Emmett: Huh?
Edward: STFU!
Me: Okay, Edward. STFU. BE NICE TO MY EMMETT!!!!!!!!! OR, ILL PROVOKE THE VOLTURI AND BLAME YOU!!!!
Edward: Ahhhh. Sorry, stacy.
Me: Apoligize to emmett. now.
Edward: Sorry Emmett!
Emmett: THank you, stacy. *turns to edward* I DO NOT FORGIVE YOU! SO, AS PUNISHMENT, IM GUNNA MAKE FUN OF U AND BELLA'S SEX LIFE!
Edward: Go ahead, i know the truth.
Me: Emm. No. bad.
Emmett: Grrrr. fine!
Me: LoVe YoU!!!!!!
Emmett: Love you too...
Emmett has signed out [9:78:24]
Seth: Hey! Look, the clock is messed up!
Edward: Nobody cares seth.
Me: Eddie, be nice to seth.
Seth: Yeah Eddie-puss.
Edward: Seth....stfu
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Me: God, im so freaking sick of being the adult around here!
Authot has signed off [9:46:53]
Edward: Well, whatever.
Nessie: Um, guys.
Edward: What nessie?
Nessie: This is jake, nessie is in labor!
