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Mike

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Jasper

Renesmee

Emmett

Bella: Hey!!!!! :D

Edward: hey bella, love :)

Renesmee: Guys! When will I be able to tell if the baby is a boy or a girl?

Carlisle: Judging from how fast your stomach has grown, id say....now

Mike: ummm....If Renesmee is Edward and Bella's daughter how is she pregnant?! They arent even 30 years old!----And how do you guys still look like you're 17?! is there some secret I dont know about?

Carlisle has signed off [6:27:54]

Edward: Ummmm............

Emmett: HE KNOWS TOO MUCH, LETS KILL HIM!!! =D

Mike: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

Edward: God, Emmett, you almost gave the poor guy a heart attack. poor mike, he's hypervenalating

Mike: How do you know that?! What are you...a mind reader?!

Edward: Actually, yes i am.

Mike: ...

Edward: wow. you have very foul language.

Mike: Stay out of my head! What are you people?!

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Alice has signed off [6:40:13]

Emmett: Urhhhh..........Edward can we tell him, and kill him?! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

Edward: No Emmett, we cant. Alice is about to tell us what to do. in 3

Edward: 2

Edward: 1

Alice has signed on [6:45:56]

Alice: YES! I GET TO GIVE YOU A MAKEOVER!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSS! MIKE, im going to give you a makeover, then you are going to go makeout with the first guy you see! :)

Mike: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? No!

Alice: YES!

Alice has signed off [6:49:24]

Mike: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Edward: hahahahahahhahahahahahah. Mike, killing yourself wont work! She'll see it coming, and save you!

Mike: UGH! there must be some way around her stupid visions!

Emmett: Actually, mike, there is----

edward: EMMETT SHUT UP!

Mike: Jerk.

Bella: Yeah! Jerk.

Edward: Bella? I thought you loved me! Why would you be so...so,...MEAN!

Bella: I dunno. I hadnt said anything in a while, didnt want you guys to think i was....dead or captured by the volturi

Mike: What's a volturi?

Emmett: Well, mike, the volturi, are the evil vam---

Edward: EMMETT I SAID SHUT UP! ...stupid...

Emmett: You're the one who wouldnt let me kill him!

Edward: Seriously Emmett? Really? You are gonna risk his life to the volturi, if i dont let you kill him?

Emmett: Yeppers

Edward: Yeppers? WTF?

Emmett: WTF! WHAT THE F-

edward: EMMETT SHUT UP!

Emmett: Sorry Eddie-Pooh.

Edward: Emmett...

Emmett: Huh?

Edward: STFU!

Me: Okay, Edward. STFU. BE NICE TO MY EMMETT!!!!!!!!! OR, ILL PROVOKE THE VOLTURI AND BLAME YOU!!!!

Edward: Ahhhh. Sorry, stacy.

Me: Apoligize to emmett. now.

Edward: Sorry Emmett!

Emmett: THank you, stacy. *turns to edward* I DO NOT FORGIVE YOU! SO, AS PUNISHMENT, IM GUNNA MAKE FUN OF U AND BELLA'S SEX LIFE!

Edward: Go ahead, i know the truth.

Me: Emm. No. bad.

Emmett: Grrrr. fine!

Me: LoVe YoU!!!!!!

Emmett: Love you too...

Emmett has signed out [9:78:24]

Seth: Hey! Look, the clock is messed up!

Edward: Nobody cares seth.

Me: Eddie, be nice to seth.

Seth: Yeah Eddie-puss.

Edward: Seth....stfu

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Me: God, im so freaking sick of being the adult around here!

Authot has signed off [9:46:53]

Edward: Well, whatever.

Nessie: Um, guys.

Edward: What nessie?

Nessie: This is jake, nessie is in labor!