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Nessie
Bella
Jacob
Emmett
Emmett: Uuhhh guys, where's Oliver...??
Nessie: Sleeping :) *yawns*
Jacob: Maybe you should take a nap, Ness.
Nessie: NO! I dont get to get on here except when Oliver is taking naps, IM STAYING ON HERE! *frowns*
Jacob: *Terrified* ok, ok. No nap for nessie. Sorry, babe!
Bella: Hmm. Where's Edward...?
Emmett: I think he went to see his girlfriend...
Bella: WHAT?!
Emmett: Chill bella. I was kidding!
Bella: Jerk...
Emmett: SHE WANTS TO TOUCH ME WOAH SHE WANTS TO LOVE ME WOAH. SHELL NEVER LEAVE ME WOAH! WHOAH! OH OH! DONT TRUST A HOE! NEVER TRUST A HOE! WONT TRUST A HOE! CUZ A HOE WONT TRUST ME!
Nessie: Emmett....
Emmett: SHUSH GRL SHUT YAH LIPS, DO THA HELLEN KELLER AND TALK WITH YAH HIPS! I SAID SHUSH GIRL SHUT YAH LIPS! DO THA HELLAN KELLER AND TALK WITH YAH HIPS! I SAID SHUSH GIRL! SHUT YAH LIPS! DO THA HELLAN KELLER AND TALK WITH YAH HIIIIIPS!
Bella: God, Emmett! Is it even freakin possible for a vampire to get drunk!?
Emmett: No, it is not. I am not drunk thank you very much. THAT PARTY LAST NIGHT WAS AWFULLY CRAZY! I DANCED MY A** OFF AND HAD THIS ONE GIRL COMPLETELY NAKED! DRINK MY BEER AND SMOKE MY WEED! BUT MY GOOD FRIENDS IZ ALL I NEED!
Jacob: Dude STFU!
Emmett: I will not. PASS OUT AT 3! WAKE UP AT 10! GO OUT TO EAT, THEN DO IT AGAIN! MAN I LOVE COLLEGE!!!
Nessie: *sighs* Gotta go. Oliver woke up. Going shopping with Alice...
Emmett: DO YAH LIKE WAFFLES! YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES! DO YAH LIKE PANCAKES YAH WE LIKE PANCAKES DO YAH LIKE FRENCH TOAST! YEH WE LIKE FRENCH TOAST! DO DO DO DO CANT WAIT TO GET A MOUTH FULL! WAFFLES! WAFFLES!DO DO DO DO CANT WAIT TO GET A MOUTH FULL!
Nessie has logged off
Jake: God, Emmet you're so stupid!
Bella: I miss my edward...
Emmett: God, Bella! Stop being so needy for your Eddie-Puss. He'll be back when he gets back. STFU!
Bella: W...Bu.....JERK!
Author has signed on
Me: Excuse me!? I was right beside him. Even tho that WAS MEAN! *smacks emmetts arm* Anyhuuuuuu! Dont call my Emmie-pooh a jerk! B*tch!
Emmett: Yeah!!
Bella: Sorry....*pauses* WAIT! YOU'RE NOT A VAMPIRE! I COULD TELL THE VOLTURI AND GET YOU KILLED!!!
Me: You wouldnt. Edward wouldnt be happy with you for that.!!! Hah! Stick that in your juice-box and SUCK IT!
Jacob: Hahh!
Bella: Oh, Bite me!
Me: Oh, id rather not.
Bella: *stares at Author*
Me: Let's play horse.
Bella: What?
Me: I'll be the head. And you just be yourself.
Bella: stfu.
Me: Make me.
Aro has logged on
Aro: HUMAN!
Me: Uhhhh....
Emmett: We're changing her soon, Aro. Please dont hurt her. She's the love of my life.
Aro: What happend to that blonde one? What was it.........AH rosalie!
Emmett: I do not love her. She left me. I hate her.
Aro: Very well then. I'll check up later to make shure she's been turned.
Aro has signed off.
Edward has logged on
Bella: Edward!!!
Edward: Hey, bella, love. *kisses Bella*
Emmett: Ghag me. *pukes*
Edward: Emmett,...
Emmett: Yeah?
Edward: SHUT THE F*** UP!
Emmett: Make me...
Edward: Really wanna start a fight with a mind reader?!
Me: NO YOU DONT EMMETT! JUST BECAUSE ILL KILL EDWARD IF HE DOES ANYTHING MEANS....NOTHING!!!!!!! *frowns* Im logged off.
Emmett: I guess i will too.
Author has signed off [3:45:56]
Emmett has signed off [3:45:59]
Jacob: *smiles* Ness and Oliver are back!!! Bye!!! You guys can come over if you want. Ness is dying to see you again. She misses you. ...dnt see why...
Edward: Thanks Jake...I guess... We'll be sure to stop by. Tell ness we'll be there in an hour.
Bella: Yahh...
Jacob has logged off [3:50:43]
Bella has signed off [3:50:45]
Edward has signed off [3:50:46]
Sooo....what'd you guys think..? Love it? Hate it? Review!! :) oh, and i have another story 'Love?' Read it! :) And, im making one about Nessie's too! :)
Oh, and Mikes chapter is up next! I'll try to have it up tomarrow :)
~*Stacy*~
