Mike has logged on.

Alice: Hello mike... *evil grin*

Mike: Sh**! I forgot you were here....uhmmm..... *runs*

Edward* *Chases Mike* *Takes him back to Alice*

Mike: Jerk

Edward: ...Moron.

*** Bella ***

I laughed, helping Alice do Mike's makeup. So far, he looked like the ugliest woman on earth. When we finished his makeup, he sat up and we made him change into a dress. He put socks in the dress to make boobs. And then, we shaved his legs and put a wig on him. He really was the ugliest woman on earth.

We got the video-camera and took Mike to a bar. He walked up to the first guy and started flirting with him. I laughed at the look on the guys face. He smiled and tried to act polite, he talked to him, and when Mike kissed him, he freaked out. Mike laughed and took the wig off. The guy he kissed, his eyes went wide.

"YOU'RE A DUDE?!" He screamed. Mike nodded.

"It was a dare." The other guy looked discusted.

"Ugh. You couldnt have chose SOMEONE ELSE?! ANYONE ELSE?! That way I could laugh at it! Not be discusted!" He screamed.

"Dude, dont sweat it. It was a dare. Im straight. My...uhh my girlfriend, Bella, dared me to do it." My eyes widened in surprise, and I almost slapped him. If Edward hadn't been there to drag Mike away, i would have killed him.

Thankfully, after we got him far away, Edward attacked him.

"BELLA'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND, HUH?! LET'S JUST SEE WHAT THAT LIE GET'S YOU!" He screamed at Mike, punching him, again and again. Until finally, Alice pulled him off. "DONT. EVER. SAY. SHE'S. YOURS. AGAIN. NEWTON. OR ILL KILL YOU!" He screamed.

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