Just in case you lost track, this is the penultimate chapter. The last chap is next. I'd like to give one more shoutout to Vnagandr, who requested these 10 chaps of sexy man worship.

"Is that him?" Lili Rochefort asked, pointing to a nearby attractive looking man in the crowd.

"No, that's not him you idiot! He was wearing a white coat!" Asuka Kazama replied, who was sitting right next to her.

"Is... that him?" Lili asked, once again pointing.

"NO! God, are you blind or just mentally retarded?"

"What? That is a white coat, just like you said.

"It's not long enough to be called a coat. It's just a jacket!"

"I thought that was the same thing."

"It's not! I mean it is but... look, that's not the f***in guy so just keep looking."

"Fine, fine. Mon Dieu, you're so abrasive today."

In case one couldn't wrap their head around who the two girls were looking for, it was none other than that delicious fresh baked pastry of a man known as Claudio Serafino. He had been minding his own business, just walking along as always, when Asuka had bumped into him.

FLASHBACK

"Guh, where is that damned girl? If she wants me to carry all those damned shoes she's gonna buy, then maybe she should- OOF! Hey, watch where you're going you little... ahh?"

"I'm sorry, I'm a what now? An "ahh?"

"N-no... s-sorry... mister..."

"Please. It's Claudio. Claudio Serafino, in the flesh. What's your name, beautiful one? May I just say you are quite a lovely little specimen. Your womanly features are quite a sight to behold!"

"Th-thanks... I'm Asuka. Um... uhh... your features are nice too!"

"W-wait! Where are you going?! Wow, she can run fast..."

"He said you have nice boobs?" Lili asked.

"Yeah... but he said it all fancy schmancy like, like he was putting on airs. He was really sexy... you've GOT to see him!"

"Hmph, well I'm sure he couldn't compare to me. RIGHT, ASUKA-CHAN?" Lili asked, her eyes raised wide as if she was expecting a specific answer.

"Ehh, you're pretty too but I think this guy beats you." Asuka said with a smug grin and a wink.

"AH! HOW DARE YOU! Perhaps I should just go h...ome...?"

It was at that moment that Lili's eyes finally came into contact with the beautiful piece of artwork in human form that the two had been searching hours for. There he was, in all his stunning white glory. His black slicked back hair glistened in the sunlight, along with his strange abnormally colored eyes. The merry little grin on his face could lift a depressed spirit, brighten a rainy day, and cure children of cancer.

"Oooh la la... he really is something." Lili said, not being subtle one bit about checking him out.

"See? I told you he was totally fine!" Asuka replied.

Lili finally took her eyes off of him after a few minutes and turned to Asuka.

"So what is the purpose of showing me this incredibly hot guy? Are you trying to arouse me so the two of us can have a quick session?" she asked with a grin.

Asuka looked down at the ground and scratched her head. "Well, actually... I showed him to you for a different reason."

"Hmm? Well what is it?"

"I just wanted to let you know I'm dumping you and I'm gonna go make a move on that sexy hunk of man."

"Wha...wha...WHAT?!"

Lili was so shocked she fell backwards and wriggled as if having a seizure. She finally regained herself before pointing a finger at Asuka and unleashing angry steam from her ears.

"Yep. Just wanted to show you who I was leaving you for, eh heh heh..." Asuka chuckled.

"YOU TRAITOROUS BITCH! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!" Lili yelled, forgetting she was in public and there were lots of people around.

"Lili, let's be real here. We HATE each other. The only reason we've been dating is because our hatred of each other leads to some awesome aggressive sex. Am I wrong?"

"But...but... we're supposed to be partners!"

"Yeah, well now I'm gonna go be that total sex god's partner. Sorry!"

Asuka then sprinted off after Claudio, leaving Lili a sobbing broken mess. She fell to her knees, wailing and cursing the high heavens.

"DAMN YOU TO HELL, SEXY MAN! I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON YOU WITH GREAT VENGEANCE FOR STEALING MY ASUKA CHAAAAAN!"

Suddenly, Lili poked her head back up with a new thought. A malicious grin spread across her face,

"OR... I could make my revenge all the sweeter by stealing this incredibly attractive man before Asuka has the chance to get with him! That will teach her! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ugh... I should really leave the evil laugh thing to that zombie cyborg guy..."

And so with this new evil mission in mind, Lili set out to intercept Claudio and snatch him from Asuka's vile clutches. It now became a race between the two heated rivals to hook up with the blessing from heaven known as Claudio Serafino. The two of them, with fire in their hearts and wetness in their crotches, would not rest until one or the other obtained his beautiful silken gloved hand.

Claudio, meanwhile, was oblivious to all of this as he was just happily licking an ice cream cone. His wet tongue seductively licked and slurped the tasty treat, attracting every female gaze in the area and making them wish that tongue could be used on them. If that ice cream cone had vocal chords, it would be moaning in ecstasy right about now.

"Hmm, I wonder what I should do today. Maybe I should go find that girl from earlier..."

As Claudio pondered what lucky female he would woo today, the girl in question fortunately made her appearance known in the blink of an eye. Even more fortunately, she was headed straight for Claudio at this very moment.

"Hmmm? Hey, you're her!" Claudio exclaimed as Asuka walked straight up to Claudio and stopped.

"H-h-hi, Claudy." Asuka giggled, twirling her hair around and looking cute.

"Hello to you, beautiful one. And your lovely bosom, too." Claudio replied with a bow. "And what might you and your bountiful milk glands want with me?"

"Well... there's a LOT of things I want from you..." Asuka said, the seduction dripping off of every word. Claudio caught on to this immediately, and a grin spread across his face.

"Well then my dear, if you would just compile a list of your desires I will personally fulfill every last one."

Just as Claudio started to get closer to her, another girl appeared in the distance and closed in on them quickly.

"Wha...?"

Lili came zooming in like a roadrunner and skidded to a halt right in front of the two of them. With a smile and a bow, she began to pour on her own charm.

"Bonjour, magnifique. Je mapelle Lili Rochefort."

"Oh...uh... hello there." Claudio said with a grin, not really sure what all Lili had just said.

"Lili, what the hell are you doing here? Get the f*** away!" Asuka whispered angrily. Lili's response was stomping her on the foot.

"Shut up, you traitor! Your man here is about to fall for ME instead!"

"You little... I'll stomp your little Barbie Doll lookin ass right here in the street!"

"Ummmm... what are you guys chatting about over there?" Claudio asked. His angelic voice brought the two of them back to his attention.

"Oh! Um, well Asuka here was just telling me about the time she once shit herself in class and made everyone puke." Lili said with a smile.

"Wha...?! I did not!" Asuka yelled, kicking Lili in the calf.

"Did too! It was the WORST thing I've ever smelled."

Asuka knew what Lili was up to, and she wasn't going to let her win. With a growl, she began preparing her own arsenal of embarrassing stories that were total lies.

"Well...well... did Lili ever tell you about the time she wore the same panties for a week?"

"AH! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK SUCH UNTRUE RHETORIC!"

"Yep, and they were white too so you could really see all the stains-"

"ASUKA ONCE USED THE BATHROOM IN A KITCHEN APPLIANCE!"

"Lili once PLEASURED HERSELF with a kitchen appliance!"

"Y-YOU MOTHER-"

"Yep, and then she put it back where she got it from without washing it."

"Oh that is it. FIGHT!"

Lili threw a high kick, which was blocked by Asuka's forearm. With a growl, Asuka and Lili started trading punches and kicks with Claudio witnessing the entire event in horror.

"Oh dear, this is bringing back unpleasant memories... time to split!" Claudio muttered to himself. With blinding speed, Claudio took off like a bat out of hell and got as far away from the feuding girls as possible.

Claudio was running so fast that he failed to notice the person walking directly in his path.

"OOF!"

The collision was fast and hard as both Claudio and the person were knocked on their asses.

"Hey watch where you're going, idiot!" the person said in a strange masculine tone.

Claudio got a good look at the person: he looked to be a young man somewhere in his 20s with wavy golden hair and bangs. He also had some beautiful blue eyes! He looked like one of those pre teen heartthrob pop singers that can hit girly notes. Claudio didn't know why, but for a boy he was strangely attractive...

"Terribly sorry, young man!" Claudio said with a bow, before running off and thinking nothing more of the person. The person just sat there on the ground for a second, still in shock at getting plowed into.

"But... but I'm not..." the young man said softly, his voice turning slightly feminine. With a sigh, the young man dusted off his black t shirt and jeans and walked onward.

"Tch, whatever."

Will Claudio escape the feuding Asuka and Lili? And who was that young "man" he bumped into? Find out in the stunning conclusion to Claudio Serafino: A Story of Perfection!