AN:

Hope you're enjoying this, this is a light Fall read, think crispy autumnal leaves and wine that is mulling (perhaps vintage if you should so please).

Thanks again for all the amazing support and reviews, it means more than you'll ever know.

"Hey Larry," Alex grinned in that typical Alex Vause way

"You mind getting your fingers out of my girlfriend?!" the angry man said angrily.

Alex giggled, "Well I dunno about that, she seems to be enjoying it"

"Al!" Piper hissed, wriggling up the bed and pulling the sheets with her to protect her modesty, although what from she wasn't sure, as both Alex and Larry had seen her lady parts.

"Pipes? How could you….we were in love…we…." He tailed off, head drooping

"Larry, I'm sorry" Piper said and she was, this whole thing had become a terrible mess. "But I never expected to fall in love with Alex…things just happened"

"In love?" Larry and Alex said in unison. It was then that Piper and Alex's eyes met over the new sheets from Bed, Bath and Beyond and really they were going beyond, beyond feelings either of them had ever felt they could feel.

"I'm going to my parents" Larry said unable to look at his former girlfriend. He snatched a duffel bag from the top of the closet and began throwing clothes into it. "Leopard print?" Alex said, raising an eyebrow at a questionable pair of boxer shorts. Larry snatched them out of her grasp.

"Fuck you, they were a Valentines day present"

"Pipes?!" Alex said in disgust at the gaudy undergarments

"From his mother" Piper interjected.

"Ewww" came the raven haired beauty's response.

"Shut up, my mother and I have a special relationship like….like…"

"Norma and Norman Bates?" Alex chuckled. "Check the attic Pipes"

Piper flashed her a look as if to say please don't, Larry will get even angrier and really I just want him to leave so we can continue fucking and I can leave more scratches across your back. So Alex said no more.

"Don't try and call me" Larry said, ignoring the fact a rogue sock was sticking out of his bag. "Because I won't answer. You're not the woman I thought you were Piper. It was all a lie" and with that he left, his cape blowing in the draught from the open window.

"Fuck!" was all Piper could say in response. "Fuck me" was what she was saying seconds later.

Xoxoxoxoxox

The Bahamas were lovely, sunny and sandy and lovely. The two women had booked a last minute flight deciding that they needed a break and a few weeks of sand in their naughty bits seemed very appealing.

Alex couldn't keep her eyes off Piper's toned arms, toned legs, toned stomach and toned feet. "I can't believe how toned you are Pipes" she said to the younger, toned woman.

Piper giggled, "It's all that running babe"

"Running through my mind all day you mean" Alex winked

Piper giggled again, but unfortunately it turned into gas and she burped. "Shit sorry" she said blushing and burping again. "I knew I shouldn't have had that third Long Island iced tea"

Alex laughed, "my burpy, blonde beauty"

"Al that's horrid" Piper said throwing her an angry glance.

"No, that's alliteration babe" Alex winked.

Piper sat back in the lounger, she couldn't believe how lucky she was to be dating someone as clever as Alex. She seemed like Yoda in comparison to Larry. She closed her eyes, allowing the sun to warm her bones, but just then, her cell began vibrating. It was her younger brother Cal.

"It's my younger brother Cal" she said answering the phone to Cal. "Hey Cal."

She mouthed "it's Cal" to Alex as she spoke to Cal.

"It's Cal, Piper" Cal said

Alex was only half paying attention, she was inspecting the wine bottle that Piper had ordered, eyes scanning over the label. "Store in a cool dry place. Once open, consume within two days. Please drink alcohol responsibly". This was obviously the upmarket kind she thought.

"Al, something's happened" Piper said interrupting her deep thoughts. "That was Cal, it's Larry….he's gone missing…"