AN: found my muse again thank you! Some song lyrics from Little Mix. This is the last chapter in my little tale. Please assume that Piper and Alex rushed back from Holiday when they found Larry was missing and this is where we begin the scene.

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It had all been a hoax. That was what Piper realized as she tracked Larry down to some wasteland behind a fair trade rug store. And now here he was, snarling at her like a snarling monster.

"Didn't bring that bitch with you?" Larry said still snarling

"Don't talk about her like that" Piper said, averting her eyes from the 50% labor day sale sign in the store window and back to Larry. He was holding a knife, a big knife. It glinted in his hand like something silver and glinty.

"I'll talk about her however I want, she stole you from me Pipes" he roared, spittle forming around his mouth.

It was then that Piper realized she had made the right choice. Alex Vause would never treat her like this, she wasn't a knife wielder, she was a love maker.

Guess I should say thank you

For the hate yous and the tattoos

Oh baby, I'm cool by the way

Ain't sure I loved you anyway

Go 'head, babe I'mma live my life, my life, yeah

Larry took a step towards her, just as Piper realized the store sale also included Persian rugs. His eyes were glimmering with hate, he couldn't wait? Was this fate? The knife gripped tighter in his hand.

"You're a little whore, my mother warned me about girls like you"

"When?" Piper asked confused, for only this morning Mrs. Bloom had text her with a Groupon offer for a spa day she wanted to take Piper on. It was upstate but the deal was truly too good to pass up.

"Just shut the fuck up you cheating bitch" he replied raising a hand to slap Piper, but as he did so, he stumbled and grabbed her tit by mistake. She squealed in horror.

"Get your bourgeois hands off her you piece of shit!" Alex said appearing from around the corner.

"Where the fuck did you appear from?" Larry said.

"I was parking the truck" Alex replied smirking and re-adjusting her leather jacket. In the kerfuffle, Larry had dropped the knife, but Alex was in no mood to reason, her girlfriend had been hurt and no one hurt Alex Vause's woman and got away with it. No one. Not a single person. Man or woman. She went up to Larry and punched him in the ear.

"Ow! What the fuck!" he yelled like a pig to slaughter, but Alex had seen the red mist now and she was angry too.

She punched him in the jaw, it made a sickening crack and fell off. He crashed to floor in agony but Alex continued raining blows until Piper pleaded with her to stop.

"Pipes, call the feds…this piece of shit needs to be locked up". The raven haired goddess bent down to tie the lace on her DM's, that had come undone with the mafia style beating she had inflicted on the frizzy haired man, before French kissing Piper long and hard.

When the police arrived, they thanked Alex for her bravery. And gave her a certificate. Piper looked on proud that she had such a strong and handsome girlfriend. Life was perfect.

Shout out to my ex, hey look at me now

Well I, I'm all the way up

I swear you'll never bring me down