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Within an hour of leaving Crowleys, Castiel showed up.

The moment he saw him his eyes widened.

"Luc-"

Sam used him mojo to shut Cas up temporarily. If he did it long term that would just be suspious.

"Lucy! That's what you mean right?"

"Dude, why would Cas call you Lucy?"

"Maybe he's trying to make some pop culture reference."

Castiel entered the conversation once again.

"That is not what I was doing. I was calling you by your name luc-"

"Do you like someone named Lucy, is that it?"

"I would not be calling you that if it were the case."

"Ohhhh burn Sammy. Cas finally told a joke." Dean laughed.

"Why would he burn?"

Sam face palmed.

"It's an expression Cas."

"So it has nothing to do with your previous place of residence?"

"NO Cas!"

"Ahh, my apologies. I will have you know that if you attempt to hurt Dean Winchester I will end you."

Sam burst out laughing

"You? Hurt me? Really Cas, I thought you were smarter than that."

"All of heaven wants you dead, it would not be that difficult to tell them you said yes."

"They'd have your head on a plate before you could do anything."

"It would be worth it for Dean. I thought you of all people would be able to understand rebellion."

"I do, it's just, leaving heaven for a crush of all things. I mean, I at least had a good reason."

"I do not have a 'crush' as you say. And I don't think destroying all of humanity is a good reason."

"Oh, like you haven't killed anyone?"

"….. That was different. I didn't know any better. Now I will ask you one more time, leave. Samuel is my friend, and I will not allow you to steal his-"

Sam cut Cas off once again and was now speaking to him via angel radio.

Dean doesn't need to hear this.

Yes he does, he deserves to know his brother is being possessed.

Look I'm not going to hurt Dean ok?

Cas sounded irrated at this point.

Then why didn't you say so?

I like messing with you.

Fine, but you still need to leave Sam.

Yeah about that…. I'm kind of him.

Oh….

Yeah…..

It was right at that moment Gabriel decided to show up.

"Sup little bros?"

Cas took one hard, long look at Gabriel and said one thing before leaving.

"No"