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"Sam, tell me what's going on right now!"

"I did! He's just happy I didn't kill him!"

"No, something else is happening here! Crowley called you 'your majesty', at least three people have brought up you killing me, one of which was Cas, and you personally know an archangel by name and he seems to be afraid of you! Last time you kept something from me we got screwed over so this time I'm not gonna sit around twittling my thumbs! I mean, ever hear the phrase idle hands do the devils work?"

Sam flinched both at the reminder of his demon blood stage and Dean bringing up the devil.

Dean let out a sigh

"Look Sam, I'm sorry to bring that up again okay? But you need to tell me what's going on."

"I-I will, I promise but I can't. Not now."

This answer didn't satisfy Dean but he let it slide for now.

"If you don't tell me you know I'll find out eventually right?"

"Yeah I know."

"Okay."

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*SPN~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

It took Dean exactly twelve hours to figure it out.

Which just had to be at three O'clock in the morning sheesh.

Anyway.

Dean certainly didn't take this realization easily.

In fact, he sat up in bed quickly pointing at Sam shouting at the top of his lungs

"YOU'RE NOT HIM!"

"Dean, calm down, you're gonna wake everyone up. What do you mean I'm not him?"

"YOU'RE LUCIFER! GET OUT OF HIM!"

Sam let out an exasperated sound before saying

"I think we need to talk. You do need to calm down though."

"I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU; I WANT YOU TO LEAVE SAM!"

Ughh, humans. Sam suddenly remembered why he was going to destroy them all. Stupid rebellious apes.

Sam grabbed Deans shoulder and clamped a hand over Deans mouth with more than human strength. He could just steal Deans voice, but he was trying to calm him down not freak him out more.

"Dean, you really need to shut up for once. I just want to explain myself. I'm not going to hurt anyone okay?"

Sam felt a gross wet tongue lick his hand, a move he had often used on Dean when he was just a kid, and pulled back in disgust.

"EEEEWWWWWW really? You're so childish!"

Dean was glaring at him with the colt pointed at him which obviously wouldn't work but Sam supposed Dean probably wasn't thinking logically since he thought his little brother was in danger.

"I will tell you one more time, leave Sam. Then we can talk. If I don't kill you first."

"Dean, that's what I'm trying to tell you! I am Sam!"

"I'm sorry run that by me again?"

"You remember Anna? I wasn't locked in the cage, just my grace."

Dean lowered the gun a little in shock.

"You're telling me I raised Satan?"

"I'd prefer it if you did call me that but yes, I suppose you did."

"And I went to hell for the guy who supposedly owns it?"

Sam violently flinched at the mention of Dean going to hell.

"I-I didn't know at the time. I would've done something more to keep you out if I could."

"So me raising you, that's why Cas didn't try to kill you when he found out."

"Yup."

"And why you didn't kill me."

"Well that's not the only reason. Believe it or not I actually like you."

"So what, you just gonna keep me as your pet or something when you kill everyone off?"

"No! That's- that's just disturbing. And I'm not doing that whole genocide thing anymore ok?"

Dean lowered his gun all the way and ran a hand through his hair before he started packing his bag.

Sam was alarmed by this new development needless to say. Was Dean going to leave him after all those years of him leaving Dean?

"Dean? What are you doing?"

"Whats it look like?"

"Packing. But why?"

"Why do you think? I just learned that my brother is Satan."

"Dean, I was never going to hurt you! I promise, please don't leave."

"You gonna stop me?"

"….No. I want you to stay because I'm your brother and I'd never hurt you."

"'Brother' didn't keep you from threatening Gabriel who you have known indefinitely longer."

"But he's not you! I would trade everything for you. Heaven, hell, all of it for you. Please Dean, don't go."

Dean sighed and turned toward Sam.

"I'm not leaving or anything okay?"

"But then why are you-"

"Because only a total idiot would fall asleep in the same room as the devil and I'm not that stupid."

"Dean-"

Said hunter went toward the door and turned to Sam before closing the door.

"Goodnight S- Lucifer."