Previously in The Love Triangle
Due to the violence of their pushings, Tatiana and Warden have each suffered brain damage. Tatiana now thinks she is Franco the Elephant. Tatiana charges Raul like a raging bull elephant, but shes a chicken, so it only causes Tatiana/Franco further head trauma and now she believes she is Alyson the Whale.
Francoise looks down and spies a bit of paper on the floor. She has found the love letter that Tatiana had written for Raul. Francoise feels the embers of jealousy burning inside her as she also loves Raul.
Francoise comes to believe that Tatiana sabotaged her intentionally and decides that the Chicken must Die.
"Alyson! You are a Whale! You are supposed to be swimming in the ocean or a body of salt water!" Francoise tells the listening fowl. "If you do not return to the sea, you will die!"
Only, since Tatiana is actually a chicken and not a whale and therefore unable to swim, she will drown!
Episode Two
Bottle
Tatiana the Chicken struggles to dive into the underwater depths of what she, thinking she is Alyson the Whale, assumes to be her natural habitat. However, the Dead Sea has a very high salt content which tends to make almost anything float, not to mention the helmet that Francoise had insisted she wear (to prevent her from getting more brain damage and stopping thinking she was a Whale) but eventually somehow she manages it.
She swims down, down, down to the bottom where she is surprised to find what looks to be sunken treasure! But at this exact moment the reality that Tatiana is Not a Whale takes hold as she runs out of air. Realizing that she is about to drown, Tatiana whips out a bottle that she just somehow happens to have on her and writes off a quick note indicating the coordinates of the sunken treasure. She places the message into the bottle as fast as she can. Then she drowns.
Francoise stands on the shore line to see what happens. She is intrigued when a bottle pops up on the surface. It is followed soon by the lifeless body of Tatiana, but Francoise does not pay attention to this as the bottle has seized her attention. She decides that nothing else matters and that she must have it! But she finds that she can not reach it.
But maybe Raul can! After all, he is a former pool boy! Francoise summons Raul to her and points to the bottle floating across the surface of the water. Raul whips out his handy dandy pool boy net thing and with a skillful swipe, manages to net both the bottle as well as the body of Tatiana. Finding this a bit undesirable, he is overenthusiastic with his tossing motion. Francoise frowns as she watches the bottle sore up, up and away with the heavier body of Tatiana the Chicken following close behind.
Meanwhile, in a lifeboat that drifts lazily along in the Atlantic Ocean, Osama bin Goaten Junior is surrounded by various fish bones and shells of creatures that he has eaten. He is roused by a strange plopping splash to his right. He peers over the side of the boat and sees a bottle in the water. He hauls the bottle into the boat and sees that the bottle has something in it. In a moment of idiocy, he is unable to pull the cork out of the bottle and decides he must break it instead. Being in a rubber dinghy, he finds nothing suitably hard enough to use to hit the bottle on so he decides to use his horns. He misses and whacks himself on top of the head which leaves him temporarily knocked out.
While this has been unfolding, far up in the sky Bugsy the Psycho cat has been hang gliding overhead. He looks down from above and sees a bright orange speck in the middle of the vast blue ocean. He takes immediate offense to this irregularity and in a sudden act that is quite without logical thought, he releases himself from his safety harness and plummets downward with a war cry.
Osama wakes up at this moment and shakes himself off. He hears a noise and looks up. He squints in the sunlight and for a moment it seems like a bird is flying out of the sun. However, he quickly realizes it is not a bird but Bugsy plummeting down upon him. Osama screams. Only Bugsy has miscalculated his plummet and the boat has drifted in the current so instead of landing on the lifeboat, Bugsy belly flops into the ocean and knocks himself unconscious.
Osama, being a nice goat, hauls Bugsy aboard and attempts to save his life by giving him mouth to mouth. Bugsy wakes up in the process and takes offense, attacking poor Osama. During the ruckus, the bottle bounces out into the ocean making a splash, which Bugsy notices. He takes offense and attacks the ocean by diving in and thrashing about. Osama feels he must save the psycho cat from himself and proceeds to knock him out using the bottle. He drags him out of the water and ties him up for safekeeping.
At this time the body of Tatiana the Chicken floats by and Osama sees she has a helmet. He hauls the body and uses the helmet to break the bottle. He puts on the helmet triumphantly but then he finds all that was in the bottle is a piece of paper. He is dejected.
Bugsy comes to and takes offense to being tied up. He seizes the top of the broken bottle in his mouth and begins to flail about a bit, ripping holes in the bottom of the boat.
To Be Continued
