Title: Refers to Tatiana 2.0

Episode Ten

"One of Nine"

Getting annoyed with the rather bizarre and creepy couple of Tiffany and Stan, who keep bickering and trying to outdo each other, Pete decides to attempt to escape. While they bicker about who was having more success, Pete slipped away and made his way into the back alley behind the Diner. Poor Pete was feeling so depressed and actually wished that he had taken the pills prescribed to him by Dr. Mallard (what a quack!) when suddenly out of nowhere he spies the most radiant, gorgeous if not drop dead sexiest creature he has ever laid eyes upon before in his life. There, in the alley, a few dumpsters down, emptying the trash, was...Raul!

meanwhile

Warden waits expectantly for Tatiana to answer him, and notices that she has a slightly bizarre odor and strangely zombie/possessed look about her. "WE ARE THE ANCIENT ONES. GODS OF THE OLD WORLD. TELL US, CREATURE," she speaks in a strangely deep and creepy voice, "WHERE HAVE WE LANDED?"

Warden is stunned. "Aloha Foods, the nearby diner, in Barcelona."

"THIS WORLD IS UNCLEAN AND DEFECTIVE. IT MUST BE PURIFIED. YOU WILL BE OUR ACOLYTE. BOW BEFORE US!" Tatiana 2.0 commands.

Warden is stunned and uncertain of how to react, so he stares blankly ahead. Tatiana 2.0 becomes frustrated and decides to hell with this measly creature. In an act of Godly rage, she turns him into mindless drone of a creature, a poodle. Tatiana 2.0 and Poodle, who she names One of Nine in symbolism, depart Aloha foods to cleanse the world of defilers and rebuild the ancient holy empire of the Ancient Ones.

Meanwhile, in Japan, a young gay boy longs for love and his evil whore of a sister longs for money and chocolate while waiting in the airport for their plane to Spain.

To Be Continued...

Trivia & Spoilers: This episode was written by me.

-Another person falls for Raul.

-Doctor Mallard is mentioned for the first time here. He won't appear until Season 2

-Warden becomes One of Nine the Poodle. Yes, there is a Borg Inspiration there. Gee, who will be Six and Seven?

-And a cliffhanger intro of two new characters, ooh. Wonder how long they'll last.