Title: refers to Prince giving Pizoku pills in the previous episode.

Episode Sixteen

"Strangers With Candy"

"Beware the Chickens!" But nobody really pays attention to her since earlier in the flight she had been downing mini bottles of an assortment of Airline liquors and was decidedly drunk. Hikari is still absent, but Pizoku, in his delusional state, thinks he may have seen her in the First Class section talking to some random Older Rich guys, which was creepy since his sister was what, 19?

But Pizoku didn't care. He was feeling kinda good. Albeit forgetful. He got the funny feeling that there was definitely a reason WHY he had been walking in the aisle before he talked to Prince, who said he was his dad, only wait a minute, his dad wasn't the Artist Formerly Known as Prince, who incidentally, was still alive and not actually dead from a bladder infection, so what the hell where these pills he was taking? And who gave them to him? And why did he suddenly feel so tired? And why was there a monkey outside his window wearing a tutu and dancing the Watusi with someone who looked suspiciously a lot like John Cleese. He thought he heard the airline pilot say something about landing in Cairo over the intercom, but it couldn't be that time already, could it? He looked at his watch but the numbers wouldn't hold still.

The next thing he notices is he's standing in the terminal with Hikari and Nimphadora in Cairo and he's still feeling weird and worried about blacking out. Hikari sees a hot Navy guy and skips off to be slutty. Nimphadora walks off to buy souvenirs, hopefully in the shapes of Pyramids. Pizoku is left alone.

He decides that he should probably go to the bathroom since he vaguely remembers having to do that before. But as he walks down the corridor, A black bag is thrown over his head and his pulled away by unknown assailants!

meanwhile,

Stan and Tiffany were cowering in the corner of Soup, afraid of the Chicken that was hovering in midair outside the window, with a canary on one side and a poodle on the other. "Maybe we should call the police," whispered Tiffany.

"But I'm roaming," whispered Stan. Tiffany slugged him and stole his phone, dialing for help.

At that moment, outside in the street, a limousine pulled up behind Tatiana 2.0 and her minions, and out steps the famous, most amazingly fabulous,

To Be Continued...

Trivia & Spoilers: this episode was written by me.

-Nimphadora seems strangely aware of things, doesn't she? Hmm.

-Hikari is 19. Everyone else has no specified age yet.

-Pizoku is kidnapped.

-Hikari seems to have a thing for older, powerful, military types.

-the Stan and Tiffany bit is a riff on a commercial.