Title: refers to the episode "Collision Boom 3" of American Boys and this episode being set after it.
Episode Nineteen
"AfterBoom"
(suggested reading before this: American Boys, "Ziv" through "Collision Boom 3")
"Oh, well, poopie." Tatiana 2.0 floated amidst the rubble. It seems the Ancients' plan to blow up all life on Earth didn't quite go according to plan since they were not quite yet at their full possible strength. So it turns out that instead of cleansing the world, they just cleansed a four block area of Barcelona, destroying the buildings to rubble in fire and booming and turning all living creatures into what the Ancients now believed to be the most amazing and perfect form of life on the planet: the chicken!
Meanwhile, Naomi was completely fine despite her previous panic due to the mysterious shadow that was floating above her which turned out to simply be a storm cloud. Naomi has been floating adrift in the Atlantic for 2 months now, so understandably she's a bit delusional. She hummed "Walk Like an Egyptian" happily to herself as she floated into London Harbor along the Thames.
At that time, in Cairo, Hikari was sneaking into a lower level concourse of the airport. She and Nimphadora had split up so they could search for the missing Pizoku. But Hikari had another mission.
"Agent 846," came a small voice in a dark corner. Hikari walked forward and knelt.
"Have you gathered all pertinent information on this planet's military forces and political structures by sleeping with those in power and thus transferring our secret nanovirus into their unassuming bodies?"
"Yes my lord," Hikari answered.
"Well done." and with that the secret Zorpian agent, the android 846, was deactivated for transportation back to the homeworld.
Pizoku, at that moment, was on a private jet, being taken to the top training ground of the gay mafia, San Francisco, California. He was highly nervous and largely overwhelmed, and he was a little put off that this organization seemed determined to make him into a flaming drag queen, which was really something he was NOT interested in. But Prince was insistent. He really needed to escape.
Tatiana 2.0 was livid. She looked down at her charred and stunned minions, One, Two and Three of Nine and came to the conclusion that in order to cleanse the world, she would need the other 6 first. She smiled evilly as she saw the police approaching with their sirens wailing
To Be Continued...
Trivia and Spoilers: This episode was written in the Denver Notebook on the way to the Mission, in an attempt to reveive some of these stories in that RR experience. It didn't work. This was the last part written in the Notebook.
-The Ancient Ones had attempted to blow up the planet as part of Jessica's plan to kill the stories. Evidently I thwarted her. I explain why it failed in here, thus keeping the end of the world at bay until the Nine are complete, which may occur in season 2.
-Naomi arrives in London, where a significant amount of action occurs in season 2.
-Hikari is revealed to be an android agent of the Zorpians, now explaining her slutty behavior as something more sinister. What may have happened to the real Hikari is yet unknown. Hikari and the Zorpian return in Spaced Cadets season 2.
-Gay Mafia is headquartered in San Francisco, of course.
-Barcelona may not survive long past season 2, sorry. I have nothing against the city. I love it, I've been there on a Spanish Trip.
