Title: refers to the Ancient Ones and the Gay Mafia.

Episode Twenty-Two

"Larger Plans"

Tatiana 2.0 hovers through the streets of Barcelona, followed by her army of chickens who seem to be quite zombified, and her Four: One of Nine the Poodle (formerly Warden the Walrus), Two of Nine the Canary (formerly Raul the Pool Boy), Three of Nine the Giraffe (formerly Wayne Newton), and the newly acquired Four of Nine the Seagull (formerly Chief Gonzales). Helicopters follow along overhead as she and her minions march through the streets, innocent beings fleeing before them in hundreds. All the city can do is watch in expectant terror as Tatiana 2.0, host to the Ancients, approaches the stairs that lead to City Hall.

Meanwhile, in San Francisco,

Pizoku is in utter shock as the sinister plan of the Gay Mafia is laid out before him by 'Prince'. Their Ultimate plan is the same as any somewhat secret organization: World Domination. But their means of achieving it is most Diabolical.

Prince laid it out: "By using the medium of Motion Pictures and Television, and of course pornography, we plan to slowly but most assuredly brainwash the male population of California. Then, when the time is right, we will activate our most secretly hidden and most effective subconscious mental implant, and turn all the men in this sunny state Gay! They will be like us and therefore easily influenced to our cause. With a whole state behind us, it will be impossible not to get marriage laws passed and other such homo-beneficial legislation, and therefore precedent is set. As further influence spreads throughout the country by means of our fancy new cable network and soon, the world will be ours! No more discrimination! No more humiliation and hate-fueled violence! No more completely hideous outfits that make men look like Redneck Dirt-swimmers! Success will be ours! What do you think?" Prince turns to gage Pizoku's reaction only to find his chair empty.

Pizoku, has managed to use Prince's somewhat maniacal and just a bit insane distracted moment to escape from the Ultra Secret Hidden Lair of the Gay Mafia and has managed to make his way into Exit to Eden. However, that doesn't entirely make him feel a whole lot safer, especially when he feels a rather firm grip on his butt.

"Hey there, baby, wanna go fer a ride?" Pizoku turns to see a large hairy leather clad man leering down at him. Pizoku gulps...

To Be Continued...

Trivia & Spoilers: Chief Gonzales has become Four of Nine. So far they are all male, and only one was previously another animal.

-I have no idea if there is a City Hall or whatever in Barcelona, but one would assume.

-You so know that the Gay Mafia plan world domination. And the plan really could possibly work. Scary.