Audience:(Cheers And Applause)
Chris:Hello and welcome back to "How To Win $1,000.00 Without Really Trying". I'm here with our contestant Fred Fredburger whom had got $10.00 and he's going for $100.00, 2 away from $1,000.00.
Fred:Yes!
Chris:So, do you want to say anyone back home?
Fred:Everybody! Yes!
Chris:Okay, I see that, so I Think that we could be that simply had to show that we could be that we're going to be that learning that once you get this question wrong, you're going to leave here with nothing.
Fred:Oh, we don't want that to happen.
Chris:All right then, you've only got 1 Lifeline lift so here it is, a question is worth $100.00, here it is.
$100.00 Question:How Many Millionaires in the late game show "Deal Or No Deal"?
A:0
B:2
C:5
D:8
Fred:I never even heard of the game show, however, I Think that we could be that we're going to be costing me excatily $10.00 worth of Nachos.
Chris:Yeah, I kinda figured.
Fred:But I'm not going down without a fight, I am Going to help audience!
Fred:You're going to help the audience? All right then, Audience, Fred need your help! On your keypads, please vote "A" "B" "C" or "D", Please Vote now.
Voting results
A:5%
B:86%
C:5%
D:4%
Chris:Okay, that would be exactly to notice about it.
Fred:Okay, Okay, I get it now, This for the nachos that's about to be spent by $100.00, "B", final answer!
Chris:That is correct for $100.00!
Audience:(Cheers and Applause)
Chris:Okay Fred, you've got $100.00, so let's see if you can go for $1,000.00, and here it is.
Question:Who invented the Light Bulb?
A:Thomas Edison
B:George Washington
C:Theadore Roosevelt
D:Nobody
Fred:I didn't learn about human history hard enough, I get busy getting soft serve frozen yogurt and Nachos, and maybe get to spend time with my friends.
Chris:I think that you're about to show that we could be that we might get to see that we're going to be exactly how much that we had to go for.
Chris:Perhaps but do you know how much as you want to go for a distance?
Fred:Maybe but I think i'll take my $100.00 and go! Yes.
Chris:All right, but before you do, let's see the correct answer is.
Correct answer:Thomas Edison
Chris:It was Thomas Edison.
Fred:Yay! I get to spend $100.00 in Nachos! Yes!
Fred Fredburger's Score:$100.00
Music:Who Wants To Be A Millionaire-Bye Bye Contestant
Audience:(Cheers And Applause)
Chris:That Fred Fredburger, always to crack me up. (To Reader and Audience):We'll be right back with our next contestant after a word from our commercial.
Audience:(Cheers And Applause)
(Commercial begans with Pearl and Squidward as teenage girls)
Pearl:Oh Jan, I got a real problem.
Squadward:What's your problem Amy?
Pearl:I Got all this money and I don't know what to do about it and I'm Hungry.
Eugene Krabs:(Hearty Laughter)
Squidward:Where is that coming from?
(Smoke puff appear Eugene Krabs)
Pearl and Squidward Together:Yippie It's Mr. Krabs!
Eugene Krabs:That's right Amy, I Heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help! Follow me!
Scene:(Whoosh To Krusty Krab)
Pearl and Squidward:Where are we?
Eugene:Why we're at none other then Krusty Krab!
Image:Krusty Krab
Pearl:Did you say Krusty Krab?
Eugine:That's right! Krusty Krab, Home of the famous...
Image:Krusty Krab
Eugene:...Krabby Patty!
Squidward:What's a Krabby Patty
(Krabs looked shocked as camera bounces back and forth with Boing SFX)
Krabs:Why it's the most appetizing food in all around the 7 seas!
(Camera cuts to SpongeBob with Spatula and Patty)
Krabs:We start with a fresh patty fresh and juicy, sea veggies with cheese, top off with secret sauce and some buns.
(Cut to Eugene with a Krabby Patty)
Eugene (With a Patty):Volia! Krabby Patty!
Pearl:I want a Krabby Patty!
Squidward:Me Too.
(Scene wipes to Pearl and Squidward eating Krabby Patties as Krabs Smiles)
Krabs:So how do you like them krabby patties girls? (Hearty laugh)
(Pearl and Squidward gives it thumbs up)
Eugene:(More Hearty Laughs) Two more satisfied Customers, so why don't you come in and have yourself a Krabby patty today?
Eugine, Pearl and Squidward singing:The Krusty Krab, come spend your money here!
End Commercial No.1
Commercial 2 begins with a boy standing.
Announcer:Hey Kid, do you want a toy?
Boy:Uh-huh, Uh-huh,
Announcer:How about a bike?
Boy:No!
Announcer:How about a video game?
Boy:NO!
Boy:Okay, you pick a toy!
Boy:Hmm, I want log!
(Log appears)
Boy:Boy oh boy!
Announcer:Yes Log, All kids love log!
(Log Jingle plays)
Kid Singers:What rolls down at start and over at pear, run over your neighbor's dog? What's good for a snack, what's good for back? It's log, log, log! It's Log, Log, It's big, It's heavier it's wood, It's Log, Log, It's better then bad it's good! Everyone wants a log, you're going to have a log, come on and gets your log! Everyone needs a log, A log!
Announcer:Log, from Blammo!
(Commercial Ends)
