Audience:(Cheers And Applause)
Chris:And Welcome back to 's newest game show "How To Win $1,000.00 Without Really Trying", and with me is my next contestant Lori Loud.
Lori Loud:This is the most literately the best day of my life!
Chris:Now Ms. Loud, I see that you're the first of the Loud Siblings, is that right?
Lori:That's right Mr. Goodman, and may I say that we can that i'm going to be the perfect time if I get to win $1,000.00.
Chris:Now, I think that we need to make sure that we're going to make it as they get to see that it was simply had to show that it was going to be that you're going to giving it a win here.
Luann Loud:Hey Chris! Last time I checked, Money don't grow on trees, they grow on memes! (Laughs)
SFX:Rimshot
Chris:Right, anyway, I hope you're going to be that you're going to be winning $1,000.00, there are only 6 questions that are worth from $0.01 to $1,000.00 and I'm giving you three lifelines, Phone-A-Friend, 50-50 and Ask The Audience, all right, let's play "How To Win $1,000.00 Without Really Trying".
Audience:(Cheers And Applause)
Chris:Here it is for you for first question worth $0.01.
$0.01 Question:According To Pizza, What kind of fish that people don't want to have?
A:Anchovies
B:Tuna
C:Trout
D:Salmaon
Lori:You know, I work at a diner and I might get to see that it should that we're going to be that we might had to learn that the pizza that won't get to eat are Anchovies, Final Answer.
Chris:That's correct for $0.01!
Luann:Now that's a penny for your thoughts. (Laughs)
SFX:Rimshot, Audience Groans
Chris:Right, let's give it another go for $0.10.
$0.10 Question:In the game gear zone of "Sonic 2", which of the following zones of where you begin with?
A:Treetops
B:Undermine
C:Undergrounds
D:Casino Night
Lori:But Chris, if this is the Genesis Version, we might consider "D" As the fourth zone, but since is the game gear version, I might that we're going with "C", Final Answer.
Chris:Right again for $0.10!
Audience:(Cheers And Applause)
Chris:Lori has won $0.10 and already that we need to make it to exactly to make it as we're going to play a mini game that involves though four random members of the audience, and I choose, Homer Simpson, Mickey Mouse, Maria Rivera and Sylvester The Cat.
(Homer, Mickey, Maria and Sylvester walked down)
Chris:We'll be right back with the main game with Lori in just a mere moment, in the meantime, we're going to play "Team Thousandaire".
Homer Simpson:Whoo-Hoo! How do you play?
Chris:Well it's quite simple, each member of the team gets to play, I give out the question, the question is worth $100.00, andyou got get to vote, just remember, If all of you got the Correct answer, you'll get exactly just $25.00 apiece, If Three out of four of you got the answer correct answer, two of you get the correct answer and get $50.00 each, while the third one get $25.00 and the fourth get nothing, If Half of you get the question Right and the other half it get it wrong, that means that one half of the team gets $50.00 apiece while the other half gets nothing each. If One of you get the question right, and the other three gets it wrong, that means that one of you is gets $100.00 while the other three gets nothing, now if all question wrong, you'll get jack squat.
Maria Rivera:Gee, thanks for the thought Mr. Goodman.
Chris:Call me Chris.
Maria:Okay Mr. G- Uh, Chris.
Chris:Okay then, let's play "Team Thousandaire!"
Audience:(Cheers and Applause)
Chris:Okay, and here it is, your "Team Thousandaire" Question.
Team Thousandaire Question:In the Hey Arnold! show, what kind of animal is Amber?
A:Pig
B:Goat
C:Cat
D:Cow
Chris:Okay, you may get to vote for you answer now.
Music:Who Wants To Be A Millionaire-Phone-A-Friend Part 2
(Music Ends With Buzzer)
Chris:Okay, Time's up, Homer we'll start with you, which answer do you vote for?
Homer:Okay, as you may know, I kept a pig once and I say that Amber is a Pig as I get to vote for "A".*
Chris:Maria, which answer did you vote for?
Maria:I voted for "A", Pig.
Chris:Mickey?
Mickey Mouse:Well, Of couse you realized that I, Too voted for "A".
Chris:And Finally Sylvester.
Slyvester the Cat:Well, I too voted for "A".
Chris:And the correct answer is...
(Total Silence)
Chris:..."A"!
Audience:(Cheers And Applause)
Chris:Everybody gets $25.00 Apeice!
Homer:Whoo-Hoo! This is the happiest day of my life!
Maria:At last, I get to take home a lot of money!
Homer:No, just $25.00.
Maria:Whatever.
Chris:And We'll be right back with our contestant, right a word from sponsor.
END CHAPTER
Notes:
*=As we all know that Homer did kept a pet pig in "The Simpsons Movie".
**=It also reaviled that I fail to report at the last chapter that those commercials were based from "Ren And Stimpy" And "SpongeBob Squarepants".
