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THIS…this is what happens when your best mate who has been cleverly plying you with whiskey and weed all night challenges you to do a songfic based on the 'Bloody Wolf' verse…bloody fucking bastard. Though I am surprised at the amount of strange bullshit my mind can summon when I am stoned and drunk.
So imagine this as a song sung by a few poor northmen or riverlanders trapped somewhere holding a castle while Jon is off god knows where doing gods know what.
I'd tell what song this is based on but lets face it, if you don't know this you should feel ashamed and get on the nearest feelbus to try and catch up with the 90s.
What would Lord Jon Stark do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Lord Jon Stark would do.
When Lord Jon Stark was in the south,
fighting for the truth,
He swung his sword and killed Clegane,
While wearing a blind fold.
When Lord Jon Stark was on Bear Island,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.
So what would Lord Jon Stark do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd take a heard or two,
That's what Brian Lord Jon Stark do.
I want the Lannisters to leave,
They have made oh so very hungry.
And I just want Lord Jon Stark
To stop fighting everyone
For Lady Sansa I'll be a rebel, too,
Cos that's what Lord Jon Stark would do.
And what would Lord Jon Stark do,
He'd call all the lads in town,
And tell them to unite for true
That's what Lord Jon Stark would do.
When Lord Jon Stark travelled through time
To the time Conquest,
He fought the evil dragon king
and saved the North again
And when Lord Jon Stark built the pyramids,
He killed the slaver scum.
Cos Lord Jon Stark doesn't take shit from an-e-y-body
So lets all get together,
And unite to fuck the south,
And we'll save Arya and Sansa too,
Cos that's what Lord Jon Stark do.
And we'll save Arya and Sansa too,
Cos that's what Lord Jon Stark dooooo,
That's what Lord Jon Stark do.
I am truly sorry for this…but you know how it goes. Dares given/accepted when stoned and/or drunk HAVE to be followed through.
