Author's note: so… I guess I'm finally back to working on this story, huh? I've taken a long break from Fanfiction in general so we will see how Chapter 3 works out.
Samus was in her gunship to which she proceeded to turn on the thrusters to their full power… And crashed into Ridley and they both died!
Jk
Samus turned her thrusters to full power and screamed "AUTOBOTS! ROLL OUT!" But then Bumble Bee suddenly appeared and threatened to sue Samus. Samus flipped him off and continued to chase Ridley.
(Time skip cuz I don't feel like writing! :P)
"Take a look around children" A chozo mentor said to the chozo children. "On this beautiful planet of Tallon IV, the lush and green plants of Tallon Overworld"- a child interrupted her and said "what's that?" The mentor looked up at the rapidly approaching orange object and screamed "OH FU-!" The Orange object SLAMMED into the mentor and all the children making Samus's green ship visor red from all of the blood.
Samus halted the ship and got out through the hatch in the top and saw the chaotic scene of mangled and ripped bodies. All of a sudden a booming voice called out "DOUBLE KILL, TRIPLE KILL, MULTI-KILL, KILLTACULAR, KILLTROCITY, KILLAMANJARO, KILLTASTROPHE, KILLPOCALPYSE, KILLIONAIRE, SPLATTER SPREE, ROAD TRIP, ZOMBIE KILLING SPREE (chozo aren't zombies?! •_•) K-K-K-K-K-KOMBO KILL, HOLY SHIT!"
Samus felt like a badass and did a stupid, goofy pose. She then went to each chozo body and teabagged them. Samus looked around at the lush environment and looked up and saw droplets on her visor. "It's raining…. Great."
Samus then got an idea, she jumped back onto her ship and went to the right side of it and activated her scan visor. She scanned a fruit of a tree and it said "Cannot scan, out of range." Samus them dashed to the right and opened a door. (Why does she know how to sequence break? •_•) and saw the space jump boots she touched them but then a pillar crashed onto her and crushed her to de
ath. Her suit message said "no cheating." 'Damn!' Samus thought and respawned. Samus popped out of the ship hatch and went into a door on her lower right. Five beetle-like creatures popped out, Samus just kicked them and stomped on them apparently forgetting that she had her arm cannon and shot the door to the next room. She saw a few platforms and land-urchins (not their real name in the game but cut me a break, I'm lazy.)
Samus saw a boost ball ramp and morphed into her ball and groaned in pain. 'Not even a Russian contortionist could withstand this.' She thought. She rolled right and left on the ramp but to no avail, 'damn' she thought and unmorphed. She shot open another door and came to an empty room with a scan post. She scanned it and it said "Acces denied, piss off Samus."
Samus punched the panel and a holographic icon appeared she stepped into it and flew up the elevator so fast that she was forced onto her back and could not get up due to the air pressure (what do you know? I guess you do learn stuff at school.) she came to the top of the floor but the elevator did not stop there "WAIT! STOP!" Samus shrieked before the elevator slammed into the ceiling and killed her instantly. 'Fuck me! Not again!' Samus thought. Samus's vision went to black and on her visor it said "Tallon Overworld" Samus thought 'son of a bitch! I forgot to save my game!'
Well that's all for today folks! Remember to R&R.
