Three days came and flew by since Kakarot and Bulma continued their journey to found the seven Dragonballs. They finally reached the west, but their adventure was far from over as Bulma suddenly stopped her motorcycle and took the Dragon Radar from her pocket.
''It seem that the fifth Dragonball is very close, in this direction." Kakarot scanned the surroundings with his scouter and identified multiple low power levels stationed in a village not far way.
''Maybe it's in that village." He pointed towards a small village. Bulma was surprised.
''How you can see that far?" Kakarot stared back as if Bulma had grown a second head.
''I'm a freaking alien remember? My senses are superior to humans." Bulma almost slapped herself for asking such a stupid question.
'Why do I always forget he's an alien from outer space?' Kakarot and Bulma walked toward the village. However, they quickly noticed it was uninhabited.
''Weird. My scouter picked up many low power levels. They must been hiding or something," the young Saiyan looked around him.
''You know I didn't forget you promised to check your tech. And damn, this silence is very creepy, it's like a Ghost Town!'' she feels a chill on her spine.
''Dragonballs first, then I'll allow you to check my spaceship," he replied, quite annoyed by her nagging. That's usually the main complaint Kakarot had, nag, nag, and more nagging. She's lucky she's useful to him.
''Is anybody here?" Bulma yelled, awaiting for answer, but unfortunately, it was dead silent.
''If they don't want to answer us, I may as well just blow up the place. It's not like anybody will miss this place." Kakarot created a small ball of Ki in his right palm and locked on the ghost village. When he was about to fire it up, the blue haired teenager put herself in front of him, blocking him from his target.
''What the hell do you think you're doing!? You can't just blow up an entire village!'' she cried hysterically.
''Yes I can, we came here for the Dragonball, and I will not waste my time searching every house. Besides, if people actually live here, no one will notice anyway. We are in the middle of nowhere," but before the two young adventurers could argue more, a man came from nowhere and charged at the black haired alien with an axe in his hand. He struck Kakarot on the head.
''Take that you damn monster!''
''What the fuck!"'' But to the man and Bulma's surprise, the axe broke upon contact, leaving Kakarot even more pissed than hurt.
''T-That didn't even work at all?'' the man was completely shocked to witness his assault fail. While the Saiyan was clearly annoyed by the pain, a lump popped from his skull. He slowly turned his head towards the man, who saw now the eyes of a young boy, but the eyes of a being wanting to spread blood. He cowered away from Kakarot's intense glare, even Bulma shrunk away from her companion. If there was one thing she learned about Kakarot, never, ever, piss him off.
''That's it! I'm blowing up this place!'' He was about to gathered his ki when the stranger quickly got on his knees and hands in a praying format.
''Please forgive me Lord Oolong! I will give you anything, but please spare my daughter!''
''...What?'' the ki vanished as Kakarot looked at the man confusedly.
''Wait a minute...You're not Oolong!'' the man finally realized. Hearing the revelation caused the other villages to peek their heads out from their hiding spots.
''No shit sherlock!'' Kakarot was tempted to kill the older man. First he attacked him, cowardly he will add, and then confused him for someone else. How dare he?! Some of the villagers stared with curiosity and awe at the sight of his tail. Then, a young black haired girl, who was wearing native clothes, come at his side and put a wet towel on his head.
''Are you alright?'' The Saiyan didn't replied because he was confused by her actions.
''Please excuse me! I thought for sure that you were Oolong transformed," the old man scratched the back of his head when Bulma gave him a thoughtful look.
''This Oolong, did he had a acolyte?'' the man shook his head.
''Then, not only you attack us for the wrong person, and if it was me, I would be dead right now!" Bulma screamed. The older man lowered his head in shame for his mistake.
''My deepest apologies...''
''So who is this Oolong?'' Bulma asked.
''Lord Oolong is an dangerous shape-shifter monster who lives in the area that terrorize village," he explained.
''Attacking back never cross your mind or what?" Kakarot crossed his arms, still greatly annoyed by what happened.
''B-But h-he's so huge! We have no chance to defeat him!" Kakarot snorted.
''For a weak species, I'm not surprised. Give us the Dragonball and I will take care of this Oolong. Maybe he will give me a good fight," he said with anticipation.
''A Dragonball? What's is that? Is it some kind of food?" The man asked as he adjust his glasses. Bulma takes a Dragonball from her bag and show it to the villagers.
''Wait a minute! I've got a ball just like that!" An elderly woman said after seeing the Dragonball.
"In exchange for the Dragonball, we'll get rid of this monster!'' Bulma declared.
''That was I said," Kakarot growled. He was completely ignored, and he didn't like that.
''But we don't know where he lives. The girls he stole may be...'' he couldn't bring himself to finish his sentence.
''I've an idea! Do you think that I can borrow some of your clothes?'' Bulma asked to the little girl.
''My clothes?'' she asked confused as the Saiyan quickly figured her plan. He immediately expressed his displeasure.
''You can forget about it. There's no way a Saiyan like me will dress as a girl.''
'Those colors do not suit me anyway.' he thought. The little girl came to his side.
''Can you really defeat Oolong stranger?'' she asked with hope in her voice. Kakarot scoffed. .
''Trust me, this Oolong is nothing compared to a Saiyan." The little girl was confused while Bulma remained irritated.
''Stupid alien boy who don't want to follow plans. My plan was a excellent idea you brat!'' she was even more pissed when the Saiyan didn't reply back.
The Saiyan waited patiently for his next fight as the ground shook. Thanks to his enhanced vision, he could see in the distance a giant red skinned humanoid wearing a white tuxedo with a bouquet of flowers in his hand and two large horns on his head.
''Here my sweet Pochawompa, I have gathered flowers for you my dear!'' The shapes-shifter exclaimed. Meanwhile, Bulma watched Kakarot from a hole in a door with the elder man and Pochawompa.
''Are you sure that he can handle this Bulma-san?" asked the younger girl.
''You bet! This kid easily defeated a bear monster and a dinosaur with his bear hands. This Oolong will be a piece of cake!'' 'Hopefully, Kakarot will spare the village and me' she thought as the Saiyan analyzed it his next victim.
''So...Kakarot-san is an alien from outer space and the last one of his race?''
''That's what he told me'' she replied nonchalantly.
''He must be single then!'' Bulma raised a brow at the declaration.
''I don't see the purpose of the question."
''Well, he's pretty cute with that rough expression and his tail," the girl said with a pink blush on her cheeks.
''She's find him cute...I guess everyone has different type...''
''Pochawompa-chan! Where are you darling?'' the shape-shifter yelled until he noticed the young black haired alien with a frown on his face. with arm crossed.
''No, I'm her brother Monster Eater'' the young Saiyan said dryly as he stared down the red skinned monster with disappointment.
'A weakling just like the others. Tch, and here I finally thought I'd receive a worthy adversary.'
The shape-shifter was outraged, but decided to calm his nerves and use another tactic.
''I- I think there's been a misunderstanding. I'm only here for my fiancée and I don't swing that way," he explained with disgust. Although the young Saiyan didn't understand the last sentence, he shared the same feeling.
''Ah you mean Pocha-something! She sent me to deliver you a special message." The red skinned monster's eyes widened.
''R-Really!'' Kakarot smirked mentally.
'Too easy!'
''Yea, she told me to send you a one punch man!''
''A what-'' Oolong couldn't finish his sentence as the force of Kakarot's fist landing in his gut propelled him through a house. As soon as the punch landed, Oolong was unconscious, thus resulting in the end of his transformation, only to reveal a small humanoid pig, standing about three feet tall with pale pink skin and wears a Korean War-era Chinese People's Liberation Army outfit. The villagers gathered around the young Saiyan and Oolong as they saw his true form.
''He defeated Lord Oolong with one punch! He must be really strong!'' a villager yelled, which cause the young Saiyan to snort, but he was pleased with the compliment.
''This is nothing spectacular. That talking food was pretty weak actually. He didn't survive one of my weakness punches," he explained, much to shock ofthe people of the village. Then, coming from nowhere, Pochawompa jumped on Kakarot's back and nearly threw him to the ground.
"Thank you so much Kakarot! You're so amazing!" The black haired alien didn't respond to her, but he didn't push away the physical contact either. It was kind of nice in his mind, and unlike Bulma, the little girl was comfy.
'Another human has hugged me huh...why is this feeling not unpleasant?' Kakarot was lost in his thoughts as Bulma decided to tie up the humanoid pig to prevent escape.
A couple of hours later, Oolong finally wake up, but he instantly noticed the glares of the villagers and the two newcomers.
''So, you're Oolong right? You disappoint me. I expected to fight a monster, not a weak talking pig," Kakarot stated as Oolong lowered his head in shame. Even the villager don't seem to be angry anymore at the pathetic sight of the supposed Lord Oolong.
''Now porky, what do you have to say?''
''I'm sorry alright! But please keep me away from this demon!" he glared at the young Saiyan, who smirked back.
''I'm more than a demon food supply. One bad move and I turn you into my next dinner." Kakarot licked his lips hungrily, which made the humanoid pig start to panic.
''Can you tell where did you put my granddaughter and the rest of the girls?" the elder woman asked.
''T-They are home...''
''What home?''
''Look pal, you reign of terror is over capisce? Either tell us where you're keeping the girls, or you become my friend's dinner!''
''Alright! Alright! Just follow me alright?" Now satisfied, the villagers, Bulma, and Kakarot followed Oolong toward his home. The little humanoid pig thought about transforming into a small animal to escape, but because of the glare of the monkey boy, he quickly scrapped the idea. When they finally arrived they all saw a large expensive mansion.
''This house is awesome! You don't houses like this in the woods," Bulma said with admiration. The villagers quickly ran towards the mansion in the search of the girls, but they were surprised to the three teenage girls conformable in different activities. One girl was doing exercise, another drinking while on a sofa, and the last one was simply drinking.
''OH! Hey daddy! Hey Pudgy, can you get some groceries? There's nothing left in the fridge.''
''You also need to buy some pink polish. I ran out this morning.''
''Don't forget to buy batteries! My vibrator is almost dead." Nobody said a word as they glanced at Oolong.
''Look, the only reason that I took those girl was for cleaning the house and for my personal need, but they cost too much money, so please take them away," he begged them.
''So, you kidnapped the girls from the village to clean your huge mansion and pop your cherry when their parents are worried to death, and they simply love the big lifestyle without telling their parents...I think we're done with this." Bulma took the Dragonball from the old lady's pocket and left the room without a word.
''I guess I should follow her or she's going to scream again." Kakarot said to himself, but was stopped by Pochawompa.
''Are you really going to leave?" There was a hint of sadness in her voice.
''Yes, I've something important to do, and we only came here for the Dragonball." Kakarot turned to leave, but the brunette stopped him again.
''Then why can't you stay with us? You will love living here." Kakarot was starting to get annoyed. He didn't understand why she didn't want him to let him go. He was tempted to destroy the entire village with a ki blast, but for some reason, his instinct told him to not do.
'Maybe I can recreate the Saiyan race with her...nah she's too weak for my taste.. for now." His thoughts suddenly gave him an idea.
''If you let me go, I'll come visit you when we all find the Dragonballs. I'll make you stronger so you can protect your village on your own."
''You promise!'' he shrugged his shoulders, slightly uncomfortable by how close their faces were.
''Yeah whatever." Pochawompa squealed in happiness as she hugged the confused Saiyan with surprising strength. He was even more surprised when she planted a soft kiss on his cheek. She let go and waved him off.
''The females on this planet are so confusing." he said annoyed.
Our new adventurers continued their journey for the next Dragonball. They got a new team member, Oolong, who decided to follow them after the village decided to not kill him for what he has done. Right now, our three adventures are currently on a boat, descending the river since the Saiyan was annoyed he couldn't fly and the fact Oolong was at his side.
''Why is this food supply traveling with us? I mean the pig has no muscles at all." Kakarot stated.
''After seeing his transformation abilities, I concluded that he will become a great asset for the team or a meat shield for myself." Bulma explained.
''What! I decided to go with your weirdos and now you tell me I'm not your type?'' the humanoid pig asked offended.
''Pretty much." she replied bluntly. Oolong didn't say anything afterwards. They continued their journey in silence, which made Oolong bored. He looked at his surrounding to occupy his bored mind, but then he recalled the monkey tail attached on the spiky black haired boy's tailbone.
''So whats's the deal with your tail kid?'' he asked. Kakarot, who was lost in his thoughts, glanced at Oolong with a bored expression.
''What?"
"I said what's the deal with your tail? I never saw a human with a monkey tail before." he replied with curiosity. Before the young Saiyan could opened his mouth. Bulma interrupted him by speaking first.
''Actually, he's an alien from space." Oolong's black eyes widened and his mouth drops at the shocking revelation.
''You're an alien!''
''Yeah, just like the woman said." Oolong stared him with awe as a multitude of questions popped in his mind.
''A real alien...did they send you on Earth to be the symbol of hope and landing all Earthling toward with a better future." Kakarot almost snorted at the absurdity coming from the pig's mouth.
''No, actually my people sent me to this planet to kill every living things and sell it to the biggest bidder." he explained simply as Bulma stopped the boat furiously.
''What!''
''You were sent here to kill all of us!''
''Yup!''
''Then why you didn't do it?''
''Before leaving my planet, my father Bardock, who was a famous scientist, changed my initial mission to his own and sent me the message to kill some evil lord douche-bag. Thanks to him, your race was saved by one little detail, you should be happy. A baby Saiyan could eradicate an entire population in months, depend of the moon circle of course," he explained as the two Earthling stood speechless by the information. Bulma and Oolong didn't say a words for a while as they analyzed the words from the young Saiyan. Bulma was relieved that she knew a little piece of Kakarot's past, but horrified that the single action of a dead man saved everything on Earth. Kakarot could have killed her if he carried his mission designed by his race, the entire world, and her family.
Her meeting with Kakarot helped her see things in a new perspective about herself and she didn't like what she saw. She always complained how life was easy and people around her are inferior compared to her. She had everything, a loving family, money, strawberries at her will, and a future carrier at the Capsule Corps. When Kakarot had nothing, no mother to read bedtime stories, no father to teach him things or elder sibling to play with. Only a goal that seem impossible to reach, which gave a hollow feeling in her heart.
Meanwhile, Oolong would have never believed that his day would turn like this. Firstly, he was beat by a monkey sightly older than him with one punch and turns out, he's an alien sent to Earth. Never would he had believed this far fetched scenario if he didn't witness it with his own eyes. There's no way he could escaped the duo. The black haired alien could easily kill him with one attack if he wanted. He also thought to make his way towards Bulma, but her personality and intelligence was a turn off.
'But, on the another hand, if I hang out with these two, the ladies may come from every corners' Oolong let a sly smile on his lips at the though of future hot women will encounter. Then, they continued they journey in silence for a while until Kakarot started to get bored by the lack of activity and silence. He stared at Oolong, who was completely day dreaming, and then put his glance toward the blue haired teenager, who had her concentration on the road.
''Any indication on the next Dragonball's location?'' Bulma took out a map from her bag.
''By the coordinates of the map, the next Dragonball is in Fire Mountain."Oolong's eyes widened as he started panicking by hearing their location.
''W-What! Are you insane!?''
''I'm guessing you know this place,'' Bulma assumed.
''Heck yeah! Fire Mountain is where the Ox-King lives!'' this new piece of information didn't seem to threaten Bulma or Kakarot. The Saiyan grinned instead, which didn't help the humanoid pig's temper at all.
''Don't tell me you want to mess with him! That guy is a fucking psychopath! They're some rumors that say how this guy loves to slice his enemies to pieces and keep their heads as a trophy." The explanation made the Saiyan grin ever wider.
''One more reason to meet this Ox-King," Kakarot tap his palm with his fist. Outraged, Oolong turned toward the blue haired teenager for common sense, but for his displeasure, she didn't deter about it.
''In the first hour I've met Kakarot, he defeated a dinosaur, a bear giant monster, and you with one punch. At this rate, I just wonder which guy he's going to destroy," she answered quite nonchalant, which forced Oolong's jaw to hit the metallic floor on the boat.
''What!''
''I know right! Dinosaurs are still a thing, I mean we chased them from the cities, but nobody talk about it, and my dad owe me sixty thousand zeni."Oolong stared at her dumbfounded as he simply returned to his seat, drained by their shenanigans.
''I wake up this morning to have another bride, never expect that some blue bimbo and an alien sightly older than me will force me to in a adventure against my will. I should listen mother and never steal the teacher's panties'' Oolong said to himself. Then, suddenly, the engine stopped..
''Oh shit, we're out of gas. Hey pig, can you transform to gasoline?'' Oolong stared at her with an incredulous glance.
''Are you serious?''
''Fine, then Kakarot, you have to take both of us in the sky until we find land. This pig is certainly too weak to be a good oar anyway."
The young Saiyan shrugged his shoulders. Oolong was tempted to speak out his mind, but after witnessing the past couple of hours, it would be a waste of time.
'Can that guy can do anything except smile? Won't be surprised if he can transform to a fifty foot tall giant monkey…. or werewolf monkey... a wereape,' he thought before he was taken by the young Saiyan by the belt. Kakarot grabbed Bulma by the waist and quickly charged up ki, which revealed a white aura. At the moment he flies in the sky with great speed,
''WEEEEEEEEEEE!'' Oolong screamed.
Kakarot finally landed after hearing the scream of Bulma and Oolong for thirty minutes. His annoyance spread far. Soon after dropping his cargo, he searched his new surroundings. The temperature has changed significantly. Well, the new location was a large desert with rock of many shapes and sizes, which explained the exponential increase in heat. Vultures roared and whirled around the sky in search food. The sun exhibited clear dominance as Bulma and Oolong drowned in sweat.
''It's too hot! The sun is turning me into bacon!" Oolong moaned as Kakarot felt strange flavor touch his tongue.
'What is this flavor? It's something I've never smelt, but I bet it's quite tasty.'
At this moment, Bulma stared to panicked as she lost her capsule box.
''We're doom! I lost the capsules for the entire trip and this is your damn fault!'' she pointed furiously the young Saiyan with a glare that would scare the average person or a simple-minded protagonist.
''You told me to fly at full speed. You didn't say to slow down. So blame your own stupidity! Besides, you and the food supply need to take a break, and I do not think that both of you can stand up to this heat. But why do I care? It's not like I care or anything."
Unknown for the trio, far away was an stranger staring at them through a telescope. The individual had a weird shape for a cat with blue and light tan fur. Then, the strange looking cat returned to his hideout as it was not alone. In the hideout, a black haired young man was eating instant ramen. His outfit was consisted of a green gi shirt with red trimmings, an orange scarf on his neck with a pair of orange pants, completed with a pair of blue and white boots.
''Yamcha-sama! Three sitting ducks!" The young man turned his head toward the strange looking cat.
''Well, it's about time. I wonder who is stupid enough to wander the Diablo Desert, but an opportunity for us'' the man known as Yamcha smirked as he and his strange looking cat partner went outside to meet their targets. Meanwhile, with the usual trio.
''I'm going to take a nap in the shadows. Kakarot, make sure that pig don't do anything stupid or go anywhere, I allow you to eat him'' Oolong gulped as Kakarot licked his lips with anticipation. After that, the blue haired teenager was taken by the Sandman, leaving the young Saiyan and the humanoid pig looked their surroundings.
''H-Hey, you're not really going to eat me are you?''
''Of course'' Oolong sighed in relief.
''You're not fat enough to be considered as a meal, and you're more like emergency food. Also, I don't have the right tools to cook you anyway. So if you tried to get away or doing funny business with Bulma. No matter where you hide, I'll find you, then I will eat you'' Kakarot explained with a dark grin, which made Oolong's spine shiver. Suddenly, they both heard a large noise coming towards their location. Kakarot used his sight to identify the source of the noise, only to see a young man with long back hair with a strange looking creature coming at them on a strange looking jet.
''Whats' that!?''
''I don't know but it feels disappointing." Kakarot shook his head as the strange duo stopped right in front of them.
Another done. Sorry for the wait, Xenoverse 2 had take a huge part on my free time but I like to see that some of you loved last chapter. Better than the first one but the transformation for the Namekians and the Majin sucks ass! Seriously, they chose Kid Buu over Absorption! I digress, these no much to add in this chapter expected for Yamcha. To fair, I wanted him to be one shot by Kakarot but it could for the next chapter. Lastly about Super...what the fuck! They made a female Broly from another universe and made the LSSJ canon! The first female Super Saiyan ever! I've to admit she's seem look pretty damn hot in LSSJ and the intro is so damn good! Please let a review and see you next chapter! Next time on Kakarot The Super Saiyan God...in the near future. (Don't read this if you're under eighteen):
Kakarot was completely sanding on his knee, completely in stupefaction at the saw of the formerly shy Saiyan. ''Is that's Brola! What's happen to her? Paragus walked at his side, staring his daughter with pride.
''She's The Legendary Super Saiyan''
''Oh that's so cool!'' Vegeta exclaimed with ecstasy.
''But why is it kinda green?''
Because it's legendary.''
''She even a cute bang-'' Kakarot was interrupted by the green haired overly large female Saiyan who smacked him in the floor as she put her large hand on his chest, incapable of moving the terrified Saiyan quickly let his ki explode, resulting a golden aura surrounding his body, his coal black hair and eyes turned golden yellow and green. But Surprisingly, he couldn't move his body as Brola was a couple of inches in front his face. The turned Super Saiyan gulped as he stared the completely white pupils of the formerly shy girl.
'Why I'm so turned on?'
''Hey,Karot-kun. I heard you put you carrot on Vegeta's garden. Am I wrong?'' her free hand goes down into his pant,which resulting his entire body to shiver as he feels a great grab on his organ and for the overly large woman's pleasure, becoming large.
''I-I didn't did such thing...AHHH'' she squeezed his hard cock so hard that he let a groan of pleasure.
''You had lied to me your dirty boy'' she licked her lips with anticipation as she completely tear off his pants, leaving the Super Saiyan's lower body naked, but her large hand was still gripping his organ filled with blood as she could feels the heat and the wet substance falling from the purple gland.
''I-I will not be beated by...T-The Legendary Super Saiyan...''he let another growl of pleasure which made Brola more aroused.
''Still had some will to fight I see. Tell me Karot-kun, did Princess Vegeta made you feel like that?'' she started to give soft stroke to the hard manhood. The male Saiyan clenched his fist as he exported ki on his entire body.
''N-No but these no way I'll get bullied by-'' he was interrupted again but this time, the female Saiyan decided to attack. She smacked her lips on the off guarded Super Saiyan who was not prepared for the toughest battle of his life. Fucking The Legendary Super Saiyan.
