Geoff's Party: Part One
Courtney's happy smile was instantly replaced with a scowl and she viciously slammed the door on the other person's face. As the doorknob started to turn, the CIT gripped the knob on her side and used her superior strength to keep it from opening.
Unfortunately for Courtney someone much stronger suddenly forced the door open sending the CIT flying back onto the ground. The reason now stormed into recreational room. "Oh no no no no no! You did NOT just slam the door in my man's face!"
LeShawna glared darkly stepping into the room with Harold in tow. The anger on Courtney's faded slightly when she noticed the large and sassy female. "LeShawna?!! What are you doing here?!!"
"My Chocolate Goddess and I are here for the party. GOSH!!!" Harold said holding up his cookie cutter with his working hand. Scoffing at the Harold Ninja hanging from a cord around the nerd's neck Courtney noticed something else.
Harold's right hand was bound in a brilliant green plaster cast supported by an equally bright red sling. The sight of the injury caused Courtney to smirk in pleasure. "The karma retribution hurts doesn't it?"
Harold's mouth dropped open in a combination of surprise, hurt and anger. LeShawna however just saw red. "Tell me you are not still on that trip! For the last time! Nothing in the rules said you couldn't switch the votes!"
"That's because NO ONE with any sense would try to CHEAT their way to the top! The RULES were simple. The person with the most votes was OUT! Not the person who CHEATED GETS TO STAY INSTEAD!!!"
LeShawna scowled back at the red faced CIT. "Sure it wasn't the smartest thing that my Sugar Baby's done, but you weren't little Miss Perfect yourself! At least Harold can say that he WON the first two challenges for your team! Challenges that YOU didn't WANT him to even compete in! Heck you didn't even want to give him a chance!"
FOR GOOD REASON! Your little "boyfriend" is nothing but a scrawny weakling CHEATING loser! And I was a CIT!!! I was the LEADER! And I would have led MY team to victory! And I would have EASILY WON the game if not for HAROLD!!!!
"YOUYOUYOU YOUYOU! Some leader…only thinking of herself." LeShawna scoffed before continuing. "And does the word Straight Flush mean anything?" Courtney let out a scream of rage and tried to fling herself at the injured Harold only to be blocked once more.
"And you know what? MY MAN wouldn't have gone to THAT IF YOUR MAN and his little BUDDIES didn't torment him EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF THE DAY! And YOU white girl needed to be taken down a few pegs! One Heather was enough."
The CIT let out another cry of anger and flung herself once more this time at LeShawna. The black sister was knocked to the ground this time by the force of the tackle. Harold grimaced as his girlfriend and one of his worst enemies wrestled viciously on the ground.
Normally the brunet haired nerd would have gladly come to his lady's rescue, but unfortunately his mad skills were greatly compromised by his injury. Cursing inwardly, Harold quickly left the room to find help.
Harold let out another inward curse as he found Geoff and Bridgette in another room making out on the couch. "GUYS! GUYS!!" As his plea went unanswered by the oblivious pair, Harold lost it. "Would you IDIOTS stop making out for FIVE SECONDS to help?!"
The annoyed glares on the blondes' faces turned to shock as they noticed the upset brunet. "Oooh!" Bridgette winced taking in Harold's injury. Geoff had a similar reaction. "Dude what the heck happened to your hand?!"
"Never mind that! My lovely LeShawna is trapped in a battle for survival with Duncan's She-Devil!" Geoff and Bridgette looked at Harold with different reactions. "Uhh…Her name is Courtney!" Bridgette said angrily. In response Harold shrugged. "Same thing."
As aggravation started to take over Bridgette, her words were cut off before they started by Geoff. "Wait…LeShawna is here?!! So does that mean she got a package too?!!" At Harold's nod the party animal grinned broadly. "That is so AWESOME!!!!"
Harold grinned back before his smile faded. Without another word he dashed back to the recreational room with Geoff and Bridgette close behind. Opening the door they immediately noticed the feuding rivals. Letting out a gasp, the pair of blondes raced forward.
It had taken several minutes and the combined effort of Geoff, Bridgette and DJ to break up and separate the still battling pair. And both Courtney and LeShawna were far from running out of steam any time soon.
Huffing and panting both females glared darkly at each other and continued to hurl insults as each struggled against there captors. "See! Just as I said! YOUR geek boyfriend is USELESS! He couldn't even defend your honor!"
"I'll take my mad skilled honor saving haiku writing sweet freaky man over your punk boy any day! And in case you've forgotten… my Sugar Baby's wearing a cast!" LeShawna retorted back. Courtney's would be reply was quickly cut off as someone else spoke up.
"Great. 8 weeks are going to fly by sooo quickly now that I have someone to share the joy of broken bones with. It just makes me feel sooo much better." Noah commented sarcastically from the doorway. Ignoring the stunned looks from the group, the know-it-all swung into the room on a pair of crutches.
Behind Noah were a very apologetic Eva and a sympathetic Cody. "Well look on the bright side dude! You did score the winning hit against your brother!" The tecno lover's optimism faded as Noah stopped briefly to glare darkly at the other male.
"Wonderful! The coveted glory and bragging rights of winning the game is all mine. The trip to the emergency room was just an added bonus!" Noah yelled out the sarcastic humor gone from his voice. Grimacing in slight pain and annoyance the bookworm of Wawanakwa wasted no time in hobbling towards one of the couches and promptly lying down.
"Yet another reason behind my justifiable hatred of sports." Noah finished glaring pointedly at Eva. The normally unshakable iron woman actually cowed a bit from the force of the glare. Cody frowned. "Hey lay off! It's not like she or any of us intended on that to happen!"
"Yeah the ball soooo just rolled under your foot just as you were landing back on the ground! I sooo didn't see it coming. It was like a total flipper!" Lindsay chimed in cheerfully walking in with Tyler.
Noah scowled as the clueless blonde once again mispronounced the word. "Fluke Lindsay. Not Flipper…Fluke. Owww!" Noah cried out in pain as he moved his leg wrong. To his surprise and relief LeShawna came over and assisted the arrogant teen in elevating his injured leg.
"Hey party boy! You mind getting a few plastic bags filled with ice and a couple towels for my man and Noah?" Geoff's mouth had dropped open since the arrival of three more ex-Gophers. Shaking himself out of his daze, Geoff grinned.
"No problem dudette!" Rushing off with DJ, both boys quickly came back carrying the requested objects. "Awesome. Cast swelling works against my healing mojo." Harold commented as he happily took the ice and towel DJ offered in his working hand before sitting down next to LeShawna.
Noah also took the items offered and actually gave Geoff a grateful smile before assuming his normal indifference. At least until a series of happy squeals echoed throughout the recreational room announcing the latest arrivals.
"Oh my gosh! Sadie look! LeShawna's here! Hi LeShawna!!!" Katie squealed out waving happily at the large sister as Sadie did the same. Noah groaned. "Oh goody the Siamese twins are now here." In response LeShawna sharply squeezed Noah's exposed toes causing the cynical teen to hiss out in pain.
"Keep being a disrespectful turkey and next time I'll aim higher broken leg or not!" Noah's eye twitched from both the comment and threat as he glared hatefully at the large sister who glared back. Harold sighed.
The sigh seemed to catch the larger BFFFL's attention and her smile instantly disappeared. "Oh my gosh! Harold! Noah! What happened to you guys?!" Sadie cried out as she and her counterpart raced over to the couch.
"Let's see demonic older siblings, impromptu meeting with those four and oh yes! I got to play Dodge Ball." Noah venomously spit out the last word and shot an equally poisonous glare at his ex-teammates, Tyler and Eva.
"Seriously?!! You like actually played a "brawn" game?!" Sadie questioned in disbelief. Katie nodded her head. "Like we totally don't believe it, but then again you do have that pretty red cast. Hey it's not white!"
"Yeah I could sooo totally see you having a white cast. Or grey! Hey Sadie, do they even make grey?" The plumper girl thought for a moment before smiling. "Oh my gosh! Your right! For the sports teams and stuff like that!"
"And some people just like the color grey." As the two best friends continued to chat away happily, Noah rolled his eyes before interjecting. For starters my doctor insisted on my actual choosing of a color that has a pigment…..said it might make things a little more fun." The pessimistic explained using his fingers to emphasis fun.
"As for my actual involvement in the game, why not ask those directly involved?" Noah commented gesturing to a sheepish Eva rubbing her neck and a nervously chuckling Cody. "See Lindsay and I were still really steamed that Noah apparently didn't get picked for Eva's big tournament."
"Oh yeah! Nate totally didn't want to play and he kept creeping into other people groups which soooo was not nice. He could have at least asked first!" The group of teens looked at her and then each other before focusing back on the Codester.
Cody dug his shoe into the floor as he continued. "So naturally we were so syked when Noah had finally been found out. After we forced the jersey on our sports hating buddy we had to then practically drag him back onto the floor.
"And oh man the triplets! Tyler commented pulling out a photo envelope from his pocket. Noah's eyes were wide with shock and horror. "Don't even think about it!" Noah snapped as he tried to get up. LeShawna pushed him back down.
"Fool! Don't you know you're supposed to elevate that leg as much as possible? So elevate it!" Noah glared at LeShawna while Harold gazed dreamily at his girl.
Tougher then the darkest wrath demon
Benevolent Lady Robin Hood
Truer treasure I'll never find.
The haiku was barely audible, but the softly spoken words somehow rose above the shouts of the eager ex-campers demanding to see the envelope. Lindsay gasped. "That is soooo sweet!" She cooed.
The blonde let out another gasp as the dark skinned lady showed her appreciation to a very happy Harold. "Awwwwwww!!!" Lindsay, Katie, Sadie and Bridgette cried out enjoying the romantic moment.
Courtney scowled, but before she could speak, Tyler strolled purposefully towards his still awing girlfriend. Spinning the surprised girl around to face him he proceeded to kiss her passionately causing Lindsay's doe like eyes to flutter shut as she wrapped her arms around the jock.
"Oh you have got to be kidding me!" The CIT fumed before turning to Bridgette. "See! Inner team dating! If we had axed Tyler and Harold when we had the chance I wouldn't have been CHEATED off and our team would have lasted longer!
Courtney paused when she realized Bridgette was staring at Geoff. "Bridgette? Bridgette? Are you even liste-" Bridgette leapt into Geoff's arms and immediately joined the group of kissing couples.
"AHHHHHHHH! I don't believe this!" the mocha skinned girl screamed out angrily throwing her hands up in frustration. Turning around she came close to crashing into a certain goth girl holding hands with a music man. Gwen frowned but mostly ignored the CIT as the bossy girl stormed off.
Confessional Can
Courtney-Let me reiterate. WHY THE HECK DID MR. SEXIST SEND A CHRISTMAS PACKAGE TO HAROLD?!!!! I mean Christmas Holiday or not HAROLD should NOT be receiving a Christmas kiss! It should be ME! I SHOULD BE the one being passionately kissed! Not that Cheating Worthless Dweeb! Duncan and I should be the ones every couple awes over!!!!! (Courtney's eyes went wide with shock before she scowled.) And for the last time I do not like Duncan! I don't even know why people think I do!
Back inside the Rec room Gwen raised an eyebrow as she looked from the uninterested reclining bookworm with the broken leg propped on a pillow, to Harold resting his own cast on another pillow, his uninjured hand pulling LeShawna closer.
Turning her head she noticed the slightly jealous looks of Katie and Sadie as they continued to admire the triple kisses. DJ gave an oblivious Geoff a thumbs up, while Cody pulled out a small electronic device and was madly typing on it between glances.
Gwen shook her head. Pointers no doubt. The goth mused to herself before speaking up. "Yeah. Where's the confessional can when you need it?" Geoff broke the kiss long enough to answer. "On the side of the house hidden in the trees." The party animal answered offhandedly before the surfer girl pulled his head back."
Gwen's bemused expression instantly faded. "Tell me you're not serious!" When Geoff didn't answer, Gwen glanced around and meet DJ's firm head nod.
Confessional Can
Trent-At first I thought Geoff was pulling my leg. When the big guy confirmed Geoff's story let's just say I wasn't the only rushing outside in a hurry.
Cody-The last time I saw this thing was back on Total Drama Island right after I got mauled by a bear. And while the mummy look attracts the la-dies…I much rather prefer being out of the bandages.
Gwen- My first big party and two people are already wearing arm or leg casts. How and why I don't know. Yeah…this will be a fun party.
Harold-Courtney might think otherwise, but this injury of mine was actually caused when I defended my chocolate goddess's honor. It was so wickedly awesome when-
The camera fades to static before it shows Noah.
Noah- So obviously you now know why sports are not my forte. (The indifference fades and the bookworm bares his teeth.) If someone even mentions the word dodge ball so help me!! (The know-it-all threatened before taking a few deep breaths to calm himself.) On the bright side my injury has brought two people together. Glad to help.
LeShawna- That's right y'all The Heather Tamer is in the house! And I've got the cookie cutter to prove it! (LeShawna holds her cookie cutter to the camera proudly before continuing) Right now Miss Mall shopping boyfriend stealing queen bee has yet to make her royal appearance at party boy's party, but I'll tell you what when she does she had better check herself! Or she'll get another lesson from The Heather Tamer! (LeShawna snaps a whip at the camera before staring at it in shock) Do I even wanna know where this whip came from?!
The confessional can turns to static for several seconds before showing Katie and Sadie sitting side by side each holding a pink cellphone.
Katie-See I got my package from…but Sadie sooo hasn't gotten hers yet!
Sadie-Katie swears up and down that the mysterious sender who sent her package is going to send me one too! (the heavier BFFFL frowns) And its sooo has been at least a week since Katie got hers!
Katie-I know packages get stuck in the mail sometimes, but why hers! Why Sadie's package?!
Sadie- So Katie's totally calling the post office and I'm calling my mom in hopes of finding my package. I mean I can't be the only one who doesn't have one yet right? Right?!
Katie-That would so totally be unfair! I don't want to be at the party without you Sadie!
Sadie-And I don't want to be at one without you Katie!
The inseparable best friends cry for a few minutes before dialing their respectable number. Holding the phones to their ears both listened with pounding hearts as someone picked up on the other end.
Imagi's Ramblings: Why did I put another haiku in! I can't write haikus!!!!
So anyway that's part one! :)
…Hey cool! My first split chapter! Awesome! :D Getting back on track…
Chocolate Goddess is Harold's nickname for LeShawna. Not official just my personal nickname from Harold to LeShawna. ;)
I think I did better with the Confessional Can this time…I'm still working on it though. :)
Hope you guys liked. :) Next part of Geoff's Party will bring the return of more campers, will answer the BBFL's question, bring more questions to be questioned and answer more answers! :D
Does that make sense? Ah…oh well. :)
So again hope you liked and please review! I LOVE hearing what my readers like and dislike! :) And those that did review last time THANK YOU!!! :)
Imagi
