*After wandering over to the bar, Jack gazes at Nikki again then opens his mouth. Clarissa, Max and Thomas wait, expecting him to attempt something slow and romantic, a ballad perhaps.
Jack (singing to the tune of 'Wake me up, before you go go)
You drop everything when the phone rings then,
disasters stuck and you suit up again
Sweetie I've got your back
Clarissa: She's definitely drunk - she'd never let him call her sweetie!
This body's been killed with a head to the crack
Max: He had to make it rhyme!
But you say there's more
From where you crouched on the floor
Leave this to me
*Jack pats Nikki's shoulder then turns around, hitting his knee on the bar as he does so*
Jack (singing): Ow I've hurt my knee
I'll make you coffee before I leave
Clarissa: Again with the coffee, Jack?
Thomas: We have to remind him of this in the morning!
Jack (singing): We can share coffee you and me
I'll make you coffee before I leave
Drink it up before its cold
Max: Odd song but at least it kind of makes sense!
Jack (singing): I'll make you coffee before you leave
Eat your salad please
Clarissa (rolling her eyes at Max): You were saying?
Jack (singing): I'll make you coffee before you leave
The suns in the sky
I wanna riverdance
Clarissa (at Jack who ignores her): Random!
*Nikki who has been listening intensely, suddenly jumps into action*
Nikki (also singing to the tune of wake me up before you go go):
Move the coffee out of my way
I haven't got time and you don't get a say
Max: Wow!
Clarissa (playfully hitting Max on the arm): Married!
Max (earning a chuckle from Thomas): I know love but seriously, wow!
I need to get on while the body's on ice
I'm not going to tell you twice
cos you're really cute but your being an idiot
*Jack up to now had been silent, staring at her in awe, but now nervously started fiddling with the bar mats on the bar. Nikki lightly slaps his hand away*
Nikki (Singing):
we've got work to do, stop it don't fidget
Clarissa: I take it back, ok, wow!
Nikki (Singing more softly)
Come on love I don't want to argue
Thomas: Awww
Nikki (singing to the barman with an air of slight annoyance):
I want a pint, not lager
*The barman stares at her in surprise, having not given her lager at all. Nikki doesn't wait for him to response or give her a pint, but turns back to Jack and carries on singing*
Thomas (waving his hand at the barman): Don't worry about it mate!
Nikki (singing, as Jack obediently moves closer to her):
Come here Jack, the post-mortems not done
When we're not busy, your coffee will be fun
The rains pouring and time is short
But riverdance and coffee, now there's a thought
*Jack looks pleased with himself*
Jack (singing): I'll make you coffee before I leave
Thomas: How many coffees has he made her now?
Clarissa: Don't know, I lost count a while ago!
Max: I think we're on six!
Jack (singing): We can share coffee you and me
Nikki(interrupting): I want a cup of tea
Jack (continuing to sing): Drink it up before its cold
I'll make you coffee before you leave
Clarissa (interrupting him): No, Jack, she wants tea!
Nikki (more loudly this time): I want a cup of tea
Clarissa (waving to get Jacks attention): See!
*Jack nods*
Jack (singing):
We can riverdance and then have tea
I'll make you tea before you leave
*Jack pauses and looks at Nikki, who claps her hands together, triumphantly*
Jack (singing): Lets riverdance in the Thames
Thomas: What?!
Nikki (ending the song, with a sudden look of confusion on her face): Left my car at work
*Max, Clarissa, Thomas and Jack all stare at her*
