This chapter will have two guest singers. Just to show what kind of insanity the Windbags could (and should) have had to deal with…
Take 10: Listen to Our Song!
They had done it. Somehow they had broken through Ragna's orbital fleet without the Song of the Wind, and now, connected to the ruins, the Sigur Valens was diffusing the Song of the Wind through the whole Cluster. Wisely, Roid didn't say that nothing could stop them now, even if he was thinking it.
"Hey! Listen to our song!"
"What was that?!" Roid shouted.
Almost in response a screen showed a VF-29 with two people on its wings. People he quickly identified as Basara Nekki and Sheryl Nome.
"What the hell?"
As one the two singers started, well, singing, the chosen song being Totsugeki Love Heart-and Sheryl was in one of her typical stripperrific outfits.
"Well played, Sheryl, but we were ready for this." he said. And they were: knowing Makina's sex-appeal and that Heintz was, for Windermerean standards, a hormonal teenager, they had taken care of making sure he could resist such distractions.
Then the Wind Singer unwittingly switched from the Song of the Wind to the incredibly catchy Totsugeki Love Heart, instantly ruining their plan and starting to awaken Var-afflicted people all around the Brisingr Cluster.
"Wind from a shit pile…" he whispered.
As he watched the Var-brainwashed people recovering and getting back in the fight while the Windermerean pilots felt tired, Hayate asked what had just happened.
"Nekki Basara is insane but gets results, or so my grandparents and aunt Mylene say, and this is what happens when he enters the frame." Mirage replied on the radio. "But I didn't know the Galactic Fairy was just as crazy…"
"She's not crazy, it works!" the long-suffering (and enjoying) Alto Saotome protested.
Author note: Because that's exactly what would happen if those two were around. Too bad Ranka isn't crazy enough to fly on a plane outside it…
