Chapter 13: Quarrel

The first day of Enny's schooling. I was to carpool her to school, then I'd go to work then I'd leave work right around the same time Enny got done, then I'd pick her up and bring her home –hopefully making some side trips on the way.
I pulled into the Cullen's driveway. Moku was standing in front of the house…naked. I honked the horn, making him jump. He turned around and looked back at me, his long, thin body twisting, his tan skin slick, silky looking. Pulling up I rolled down the window.
"Hey chainy," I greeted, a smile on my face. He returned my smile and leaned against the car. "What are you doing?" I looked down at how far his chain went. He smiled at me devilishly.
"Went mud bogging with uncle Emmy and Essy wouldn't let me in until I rinsed off." He replied. He stepped away and grabbed a handful of his hair, ringing it out, sending a stream of cold water down his body. His muscles tensioned.
"Why on earth would you want to go mud bogging so early in the morning? Don't you know that today is the first day of school?" I asked. He smiled and came back, leaning on the car, his skin glistening in the newly rising sun.
"I know," I looked at his shimmering chain. His devilish smile returned. "You can give it a small tug if you want." I looked at him horrified.
"Why would I want to do that!" I squealed.
"Well, you've been eyeing it like a child with a draw string." He replied, laughing. "Plus, you look like one of those naughty boys who likes to pull on things you shouldn't." He winked. My face went hot. I shoved the door open, hitting him with it.
"You're a freak." I growled. He laughed and pulled away. Shutting the door I started for the house but his long arms caught me. I screamed as he sent me to the ground, my face in the dirt.
"You love it!" He screamed, laying on me.
"Get off!" I squealed, struggling to get the laughing idiot off of me. "Ella! I'm being raped by your son! Help! Help!" I felt a hot pair of lips against my neck. I gasped and went to swing my arm back but his hand slammed my wrists into the soil. "Stop!" I cried. He laughed and sat on my back, his hair getting the back of my shirt wet.
"Poor Uncle Seat." He made himself sound sympathetic.
"It's Seth!" I growled back. He dug his hips into my back.
"Seiq?" I squealed.
"Seth!"
"Bobby?" I looked back at him as his hips ground into my shoulder blades, causing a sharp pain to rupture through me.
"What? Are you retarded?!" I growled. He shrugged.
"I don't think so, but I know I didn't get a whole lot of oxygen inside of mama, or as you call her Ella." He replied with a serious face.
"Get off of me!" I shoved him off. He grunted as he fell on his butt.

"Oh please! Don't dominate me!" He squealed, leaning back his legs open.

"Don't flatter yourself!" I growled, pushing myself to my feet. He pouted, closing his legs again.

"I see, you'll sleep with my dad but you won't even look at me." He replied in a dramatized voice. I rolled my eyes. "It's because I'm fat isn't it!?" He cried.

"No it's because you're gay!" I snarled.

"Seth?" I turned around. Enli was standing in the doorway wearing a long, black lacey skirt and a white petty coat like thick, strapped tank-top with clipped corset like hooks in the front.

"Enli! Hi!" I smiled my heart racing. I practically skipped to the porch. She giggled and stepped down the stairs.

"You're goofy." She giggled, as I stopped. I took her hand and led her down the steps. "Oh! Butt face, mom says take a shower and get ready for school!" She hollered. He stood up, his face straight, stern. He didn't look happy, but I didn't care. He walked by me and into the house. "So, are you taking Moku with us?" She asked. I shrugged.

"Do you want me to?" I asked. I'd much rather not have him in a tight, enclosed area as me, but still.

"Well, it'd be kind of unfair to bring me and make him walk." She replied. I nodded. I knew where she was coming from.

"So we'll wait for him right?" I asked, trying to hide the bummed tone in my voice. I was hoping that maybe she and I could be alone, but nope, Moku had to ruin it. A few minutes later Moku came out. He was wearing a long pair of skinny boot flared black jeans with belts hooking the legs together. He wore a black t-shirt over a long, black and red striped long shirt and around his neck he wore a choker.

"Looking like a prostitute Moku." Enli smiled. Moku snickered. "Planning on getting some action?" She asked. He walked down the steps, his red and black converse high-tops landing firmly in the soil.

"No, I'm pretty well spoken for." He returned. He looked at me, his lips drawn in a hard line. "So koibito, when we heading off?" he asked. I looked down and listened. Inside I could hear Xio asking what time it was.

"It's almost 7:30, the kids should be off now." Bella returned. I looked back up at them and smiled.

"Now." Enli giggled and started skipping towards the car. Moku walked, his long legs taking him to the back passenger seat in only a few strides. They were both tall; Enny was nowhere close to being as tall as Moku, about three inches shorter than me. I opened my door and climbed in. Enny strapped herself in and bounced around. Moku buckled in, his knees pushed up to his chest. "You guys got what you need?" I asked, buckling my seat belt.

"I have my piercings and my pants, that's all I need." Moku replied.

"Or that's all of the things you want to leave behind." Enny replied in a smartass tone. He stuck his tongue out at her. She returned it. I started the car. Pulling out I saw Ella standing on the porch waving. Enny waved back energetically, Moku just swished his hand. I pulled out into the road, heading for LA Push.

"So, how much do you guys know?" I questioned, mainly just wanting to hear Enny's voice.

"Reading, writing, addition, subtraction, trig. Etc." Moku replied. I wasn't talking to you freak face!

"So you guys are pretty well educated huh?" I slowed down to let a deer cross the road.

"Yeppers! Eng wanted to make sure we were educated." Enny boomed. God she was so cute! I laughed. Behind us, Moku snorted and mocked me. "Oh you're just jealous Moky." Enny sneered.

"No, I prefer not to smell like fish." He retorted.

"Aw, it seems as if the old whore is envious of the fresh, new meat getting all of the attention." I laughed, pulling into the parking lot of the school. Suddenly two, tan arms shot out from the corner of my eyes and devoured Enny's throat. She screamed as the seat jolted back, the tight, bulging forearms ending her screams in a second.

"Stop calling me a whore!" Moku screamed. I slammed on the brakes and tried to pry his arms away. "I will rip your head off!" He snarled, tears in his eyes. What was making him so pissed?

"Moku stop!" I hollered over his repeated threat and Enny's choking. He didn't stop. Leaning forward I sunk my teeth into his arm. Screaming he let go. The radio sparked the exploded sending shards of metal and plastic at us. The door flew open and he climbed out. Running across the parking lot, holding his arm, he disappeared into the school. "Enny, are you ok?" I asked, flustered, trying to help her as she coughed and choked.

"What the hell is his problem?" She squealed, wiping the tears from her eyes, asking more herself then me. I wrapped my arms around her.

"Maybe he's unstable?" I opted. She shook her head.

"No, it's because I called him a whore." She whispered, resting her head on my shoulder.

"He should have known you were joking." I replied. "Besides, he is a whore. All in the same day he hit on Jake- er, your dad and mom and made out with a blind vampire! Lord knows who else he's screwed when I was gone." I snorted. She pulled away and sighed.

"Moku is very sensitive. He isn't…" she struggled for the right words. "Although he's a male, I was the spoiled one amongst our little pack. Only Eng paid attention to him, mainly. Although we're twins, he's never liked me." She whispered. I shook my head.

"Aren't older brothers supposed to like their younger sisters?" I asked. She laughed dryly.

"Who said he was the oldest?" My jaw dropped. She seemed like she was younger than him, at least by a few hours.

"So…Moku's the one that didn't want to come out." I whispered. She nodded.

"I should get in there." She whispered. I opened my door and ran around. Grabbing the handle I pulled her door open and held my hand out for her to take. She giggled and took it and climbed out. "Thank you kind man." She smiled.

"Anything for you my dear." I chuckled back and kissed her hand. She laughed as I shut the door. It was wet outside, of course, and she was in a pair of high heels. I slipped a little. "Whoa, it's icy." I muttered. She giggled. Grabbing her I picked her up.

"Seth put me down!" She squealed as I held her to my chest.

"I don't want you slipping and hurting yourself." I replied, smiling as she struggled against me.

"I won't slip!" She protested. I ran to the door and pushed it open with my hip. "Stop it put me down!" She screamed. I did, inside. She slapped me in the chest and glared at me.

"I love you." I smiled at her. Her face softened as she giggled.

"You're crazy." She returned. Turning she headed up the stairs. Just to be a jerk, I screamed and chased after her. She screeched and ran up the steps as I hit them with my hands. She came ran through the door and quickly shut it on me.

"Oh come on!" I hollered, laughing.

"No! You can't come in!" She hollered back. "Not without the secret word!" I smiled.

"Enny is the cutest, prettiest, smartest girl in the world and her brother is a retarded whore." I hollered. She looked at me shocked then down at her feet.

"Uh, the word was please, but I guess that works." She opened the door. I shoved the door open and laughed, wrapping my arms around her. She struggled against my grip. "Let go! You're messing up my hair!" She whined. I laughed and ruffled my palm through her hair, making the shorter strands stick out straight. "Nooo!" She squealed. I let go. She pouted and started to push it down. "Now I look like crap." She whimpered.

"You could never look like crap." I replied. She looked at me, her tan cheeks turning red. I laughed at her response and made my way for the office. "I'll sign you in." I called. She ran after me, her high heels clanking on the tiles. I waited for her and opened the door, holding it open.

"Thank you." She smiled. She skipped in and to the front desk. Mr. Algar was there. I looked at him confused. I thought he was a priest?

"Oh! Seth hello!" He smiled.

"Hey dude, what's up?" I asked. He knew what I meant by what's up. He laughed.

"You're wondering why I'm here? Well, there are no weddings today and it's not Sunday so I'm double duty-ing it." He winked. I nodded.

"That must be a pain in the butt." He chuckled.

"It can be." He admitted. He looked at Enny and smiled. "And you must be Mayella's and Jake's daughter Enli." He held his hand out to her. She took it and shook it. "I'm a good friend of your fathers. I know what you are to an extent." He smiled at her. She nodded a smile on her face.

"So I don't have to be careful around you?" She questioned. He laughed and shook his head.

"Well, you should still be careful with me, but you can talk about whatever you want around me, just, make sure it's only me around when you do." He let go of her hand and handed her an envelope. "Here is your schedule and your locker number and combination. I hope you enjoy this school." He smiled. She nodded.

"Oh dude, did you see uh…a really, really tall kid come in here with a bagillion face piercings and a chain leading to his nipples?" I asked as Enli turned to walk out. Mr. Algar looked up at me and nibbled on his lip a bit.

"Yes, a few moments before you came in. He seemed rather…upset. All he did was come in, take his schedule and leave." I nodded my head. Was he really that mad. "Why? Should I look out for him?" He asked, leaning forward seeming concerned, almost motherly. I shook my head.

"No, he's Ella's son so he should be fine by himself." I replied. Turning I followed after Enny. Opening the door I followed her out.

"Seth," She turned around, her arms wrapping around my waist. My face turned hot as she pushed herself against me. "Don't let Moku worry you, he's the weakest of our pack and the most emotional, he'll get over whatever I said to make him upset by the end of today." She smiled at me. I returned her smile and hugged her back, her head against my chest.

"I'm sure he will." I whispered back. She leaned up and pressed her lips against my cheek. I returned it and let her slip out of my arms.

"Thank you, uncle Seth, you're the best." She smiled as she turned and headed down the hallway. I waved at her as I watched her go, my heart on the verge of breaking. That was it? That's all I was to her? Her uncle. I smiled. I turned and headed for the parking lot. I was going to be the best damn uncle to her that I could!