AN:
JK: Well, this spawned as a conversation between me and JM. Fluff.
To t.A.T.u Crazi - Myez...
To Kurai Himitsu - Yeah, I know. That's where I saw it. Glad you like this fic of mine!
To lina kazamike - You could actually buy that shirt at a Hot Topic! My sister wanted it.
To Chipmunk-Chihuahua-Hybrid - Well, it's just this idea came to me last night, that's all.
To xcupidxstuntx - (grins) This is later, though.
To ExplosiveNoteNinja - I won't, though curiosity has sparked.
To my 'Lollipop' Artistic Eloquence - Meheheheheh...
To my lovely darling cip-chan - Squeee!!!
To The Kyuubi maiden - It's just like that time I played Mama, I'm A Big Girl Now in the car with my mother, or the time some bitch tried to talk to me and I played Cold As Ice!
Current Chapter Contains: Spanking of a teen
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
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-One Week Later-
"So, you're finally ungrounded, un?" Deidara asked.
"Yeah." Itachi replied, putting his sandals on.
"I thought he gave you a month."
"He did, but we came to an agreement."
"Agreement?"
"Yeah. Either I take the month..."
"Or?"
"Or I take a week and get spanked."
"You chose the latter?"
"Yeah, and he let me have it."
"Oooh."
"I'm going out!!" Itachi called up the stairs.
"Be home by seven." Kisame called back.
"Okay!"
-5:30 p.m.-
Itachi hurried through the front door, carelessly kicking off his sandals and clutching his backpack tightly.
"Oh God, oh God, oh, God." he muttered over and over. "I'm home!" he called up the stairs, grabbing his sandals.
"Hey!" Deidara greeted.
"Deidara, if you need me, I'll be in the woodshed." Itachi hurried out the back door, pulling on his sandals.
"We have a woodshed, un?" Deidara asked, confused.
-Outside-
Itachi quickly located the woodshed and ran into it, closing the door behind him.
"What do I do, what do I do?" he groaned, dropping on the bench. He put the backpack to the side and opened it, pulling a lab puppy out. It licked his hand.
-Inside-
"Where's Itachi-kun?" Kisame asked Deidara. "I heard him come in, but I haven't seen him."
"He said he was going to the woodshed." Deidara replied, still wondering how he didn't know about it.
"Dammit, not again!" Kisame growled, walking out the back door.
"Not again, un?"
"I'll be right back."
-The Woodshed-
Itachi was kneeling on the ground, watching the puppy gnaw on a branch he had cut a few minutes ago.
"How do I get you out of here now?"
"Maybe you could try not bringing them home at all, Itachi-kun." Itachi's head shot up quickly, and he paled seeing Kisame in the doorway. "I thought we ended this five years ago."
"I...it just...well..." Itachi tried. "I couldn't leave it!"
"That was the same excuse you gave me each time I caught you when you were thirteen." Kisame walked over and knelt next to Itachi. "You know what Leader said. If he catches you with one more animal, he'll feed it to Zetsu."
"I know..." Itachi said sadly. "I thought I'd stopped, but...it just..." Itachi trailed off, looking at the puppy sadly.
"You realize I have to tell Leader, right?" Kisame said quietly, picking up the yellow ball of fur.
"No!" Itachi grabbed his arm. "Y-You can't!!"
"I have to." Kisame shook him off. "I'm sorry, Itachi-kun."
"Please, Kisame!!"
"We can't keep it!" Kisame snapped. "Someone else will find it and tell Leader!" Itachi looked down sadly.
"I...I know...but, can't we just...let it go?" he whispered. Kisame sighed.
"Just this once, Itachi. Just this once." he said, hiding the puppy in his jacket. "But no more, you hear me?" Itachi nodded quickly. "Good."
-Several Days Later-
Itachi was once again in the woodshed with a ball of fur on his lap. This time, it was a black bunny rabbit.
"Why me?" he muttered, absent-mindedly stroking the rabbit's fur.
"Itachi..." Itachi jolted up. Kisame was standing in the doorway with a disappointed look on his face. "I thought we had a deal..."
"Kisame..." Itachi held the bunny close.
"What's your excuse this time? It sniffed you?"
"No...I-" Kisame held up a hand to silence him.
"I'm sorry, Itachi. Hand it over."
"No!"
"Now." Kisame said firmly. Trying to repress tears, Itachi obeyed. Kisame took the rabbit from him, sighing.
"Can't you just..." Itachi whispered.
"What?" Kisame asked.
"Can't you just let it go and...well...spank me?"
"Did you just ask me to-"
"Just let it go!!" Itachi yelled.
"...Fine, but don't you go anywhere." Kisame said, leaving the woodshed. Itachi sat on the bench, then realized his mistake. This was a freaking WOODSHED. It would be no trouble for Kisame to find a decent implement. Now realizing this, Itachi shuddered.
"Why me...?" he groaned again.
"Itachi." Kisame said, walking back in and closing the door behind him. "Stand up." Itachi stood, allowing Kisame to take his place on the bench.
"I'm sorry." Itachi said. "It won't happen again."
"I know." Kisame agreed. "Remember, you chose this, not me." he gestured to Itachi's pants. "Drop them."
"What?" Itachi asked. Normally, Kisame took his pants down.
"Drop them." Kisame repeated. Itachi sighed, then slowly pulled his pants down. Kisame gestured to a twig on the table. "Hand that to me."
"B-But I-"
"In case you're wondering, I'm going to spank you for not only the dog and the bunny, but every other animal you brought home five years ago, even when Leader said it was taboo!"
"...Alright." Itachi said, retrieving the switch for Kisame. Kisame took it from him and put it next to him on the bench.
"Now lay down." Once again, Itachi obeyed, feeling his limbs relax into the familiar position. Kisame slipped his fingers into the waistband of Itachi's black cotton boxers and started to pull them down.
"Wait! No!!" Itachi begged. Kisame sighed, pulling them down to his knees.
"Sorry, Itachi. It has to be bare so I can see what I'm doing." Kisame explained gently. "I don't want to over-do it."
"...Not to hard..." was all Itachi could think of saying.
"Tell me, how many have you brought home?"
"Uhm..." Itachi wondered. "Counting the dog and bunny...about...twenty-five?"
"Okay, then. That's how many swats you'll receive." Kisame told him. "Count them, and if you make a mistake, I'll start over."
"What?!" Itachi gasped. "Please, no!"
"You chose this Itachi, remember that." Kisame told him, swinging the switch down.
"Aaah!!" Itachi yelled. "Uhn...one..."
"Good boy." Kisame nodded his approval, noting the angry red line he'd made. (I'd better be careful...I don't want to hurt him...)
"Owwww!! ...T-Two..." Itachi panted. "Agh!! Three!!"
Kisame was watching the marks build up, being extra careful not to cross or go back over a already-red area.
"Waaaah!! ...th-thirteen...!!" Itachi wailed, having started crying at the eight swat.
"I know it's hard, Itachi-kun, but please hold still for me." Kisame said gently, patting Itachi's head.
"I-I'm...t-trying..." he whimpered back. "Aaaaaaaaah!! ...fourteen...!"
"Hold on...we don't have that much further to go." Kisame assured the sobbing teen.
"Uhnn...uhnn...! AAAH!! ...ow, ow...fifteen!"
"Ten more..." the shark-nin toyed with a lock of Itachi's hair as he spoke.
"Waaaah!! ...s-s-six...teen..." Itachi panted, tears blurring his vision. "P...please...stop..."
"I'm sorry, Itachi. You chose this."
"Itai!! Ow! Ouch!! s-seven...teen...eighteen...uhn...n-n-nineteen..."
"Not too long, now..."
"I'm sorry...! Waah!! Tw...twenty..." Itachi sobbed, heart aching as well as his bottom. "...Aaaaaaaah!! Twe...twenty...one..."
"You're doing fine..." Kisame assured him.
"Gyaaahh!! Uhn...uhnn...twen...ty...two...!" Itachi found it harder to count each time. "...(sob) Twe...nty...three...! Aaaaahh!! T...wenty...four..."
"Last one..."
"Kyaaaaah!! T...twen...ty...f...five..." Itachi sobbed, thankful it was over.
"Shhh...there, there..." Kisame murmured, rubbing Itachi's back and putting the switch down. "It's okay..."
"I...I c-couldn't...he...help it!"
"Shhh..."
"I-I-I just..."
"Shhh...I know. I know. Listen, I just don't want you to get upset, that's all."
(Well, THAT backfired.) Itachi thought. (Then again, I DID ask him.)
"Come on, now...let's fix your clothes." Saying so, Kisame lightly pulled Itachi's boxers and pants back up. "Come here..." he lifted Itachi to a sitting position on his lap. Tired, Itachi relaxed into Kisame's embrace. "I know you like animals, but I don't like seeing you cry. No more, alright?"
"...I'll t-try..." Itachi sobbed quietly.
"Good boy."
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AN:
JK: Idea about what happens to the animals stolen from Karijin Aska Shangel, a very talented KisaIta writer. Strange as it seems, though, JM's never read her stories yet he said it. Oh, well. I'd feel horrible if I didn't give credit. Living on my computer, so please R&R while I think of new ways to torment Itachi.
