AN:
JK: Here we go with chappie 18!!
cip: Yay! I'm in the AN!
JK: Duh, 'cuz you helped to write it!
cip: I'm so happy!
JK: Alright, this was a RP between me and cip, and the cast was as follows:
Itachi and Sasori - JK
Deidara, Kisame, and Konan (one line) - cip
JK and cip: Please enjoy!
To my lovely darling cip-chan - What the-?! You're in the AN, too. Oh, well. Thanks for your help! Are you still going to draw Ita and Dei in their goth gear/Ita in the woodshed with his puppy? Please don't rush if you are. With you, it's always worth the wait. Oh, and BTW, I've altered it slightly by inserting actions and messing with SOME dialog, but besides that nothing's changed.
To t.A.T.u Crazi - You want some earplugs?
To Hekun - I'm happy you did!
To Flamecolonel - (twitch, twitch) Heheh. So, you're an animal lover too, hunh? Good for you!
To The-New-Akatsuki-Leader - Pity poor Itachi...he just wants to help them...
To Anro - He's 18, right? BTW, I karaoked that song in front of my 'boss' (in joke) Zorf. O.o Oh, and when you find the animals, chase Kisa around the yard with them screaming, 'Guilty! Guilty!'
To lina kazamike - Your sister must think I'm some kinda pervert now. Could you tell her that JK's a good girl, please?
To The Kyuubi maiden - I would have, too.
To Karijn Aska Shangel - I'm so happy you like my story! (faints) Don't worry, I won't spank you. That's Kisame's job. In case you didn't get my review, you're the BEST KisaIta writer hands down! Answering you question, I'm thirteen (my profile says 14, for some reason). I don't think my mother would like that, but, it does sound fun...(Kisame taps foot) Crap. But, before I run, I'd like to say I loved chs. 7 and 8 too because they were sweet. Ending question for you...Ever thought of including a little fun spanking in YOUR stories? XD
To ExplosiveNoteNinja - That sounds like a great idea! Keep your eyes peeled (God, I hate that expression) for it somewhere!
To swordzoro - Yeah, he's getting attached, but no, he won't call Kisame 'Dad'. Scratch that, I really don't know.
To Nami - Yayz! XD
Current Chapter Contains: References.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
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-Three Months Later-
"Deidara? Are you awake yet?" Itachi whispered into the darkness of Deidara and Sasori's shared room.
"Zzzz...huh? ...wha? Go 'way...'m having a good dream! ...zzzzz...un." Deidara mumbled back.
"No, you promised you'd help me with this, and if we're going to do it, we have to do it now while everyone's asleep!"
"Five more minutes, un? Pleeeease?"
"Five more minutes, and tall, blue, and gruesome will realize I've gone AWOL again! Now, c'mon!" Itachi prodded.
"Awww...does fishy-chan scare you THAT much? Fine, but this had better be worth it." Deidara slipped out of bed, noting that Itachi was fully clothed in the Akatsuki uniform. "Can I bring my clay?"
"Hey, you've been over his lap before, you should know this."
"And I'll never let him near me again!" the blonde promised.
"Yeah. We'll see how that goes. I doubt you'll need that clay." Itachi dropped his voice to not wake Sasori. "Do you need me to go over the plan again?"
"Yeah, you know me." Deidara snickered nervously. "Memory like a sieve, un."
"Okay," Itachi hurried him into the hall just in case. "Do you remember those holes we dug today?"
"The ones out back?" Deidara asked.
"Yeah, those. What we're going to do is fill them with water-"
"And call everyone outside. I remember now. I also remember thinking this was a BAD idea! Konan will KILL us if her hair gets messed up! Besides, how do we fill all the holes? A hose won't do it." Deidara thought for a moment. "Know any good water jutsus,. un?"
"Deidara, my partner's a six-foot-tall SHARK." Itachi reminded him. "Yeah, I know some water jutsus." he leaned in and grinned at Deidara. "And do you remember the Noodle Incident? Remember I said that was a bad idea, but we did it anyway?"
"And do YOU remember what happened BECAUSE we did it?" Deidara asked back. "You got spanked and Sasori locked me in my room with no dinner AND took all my art supplies for a week, UN!" the blonde grimaced. "I'm STILL finding noodles EVERYWHERE!" Itachi began snickering at the memory.
"But wasn't it fun?"
"...Yeah it was. This sounds like fun, too." They stood in silence for a minute until Deidara called, "Race you outside!"
"Ah!" Itachi jolted as his friend sped past him. "Deidara! Watch out for strategically-placed marbles, roller-skates-"
"Owwwwww!!"
"...and that...skateboard."
"Who's IS this, un?!"
"I think Tobi's. Now shut up before either Kisame or Sasori wakes up!"
"Sorry, un." Deidara pouted, then rubbed his ankle. "I think I've twisted my ankle. Piggy-back, un?"
"Fine, hop on." Itachi knelt in front of the blonde, who happily complied. Itachi carried him out the back door, stepping on a rubber duck in the process and almost tripping himself.
"Why does Tobi leave his toys everywhere, un?!" Deidara jumped down, then grinned sheepishly at Itachi's raised eyebrow. "Okay, maybe not twisted, then, un." he said, blushing.
"Then what...? Never mind." Itachi quickly formed a hand sign, and in a matter of minutes, all the holes were filled with water. "Ready?"
"Almost..." Grinning devilishly, Deidara dropped a handful of clay fish into each hole. "Now we're ready, un!"
"You, my friend, are evil." Itachi patted Deidara's shoulder.
"You wanna call them, or should I?" Deidara's eyes took on a wicked gleam.
"You should have the honors." Itachi gallantly bowed. Deidara bobbed a curtsy in reply, making the Uchiha wonder for his sanity, then screamed,
"OI! YOU LOT, UN! COME OVER HERE FOR A MOMENT!" so subtly.
"Over here!" Itachi pulled Deidara behind a bush as the Akatsuki rushed out.
"Urgh! I forgot ninjas could walk on water! Time for plan B!" Deidara formed a familiar seal. "KATSU!!"
BANG!!!
"It appears they can only walk on water when concentrating. That's handy to know."
SPLASH!!!
"Uh, Deidara? I'm now finding a flaw in our plan." Itachi whispered. "Kisame can swim."
"What? Oh, CRA-"
"AAAH!" Itachi jolted up and pulled Deidara along behind him. "RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIFE!!"
"They're GAINING!!" Deidara yelled, looking over his shoulder. "USE YOUR SHARINGAN OR SOMETHING, UNNNN!!"
"Uhhh...right!" Itachi closed his eyes for a moment. "Amaterasu!" A curtain of black flames erupted behind them, and Deidara skidded to a halt.
"The MANGEKYO? 'Tachi. you're gonna ruin your eyes, un. How many finger am I holding up, un?"
"Three. It's holding them off - Is that Sasori?"
"AAAAAGH!! HE'S MADE OF WOOD, YOU IDIOT!!"
"He's not on fire! The fire died down!"
"Oh, okay." Deidara caught his breath, then they both started running again. Itachi glanced over his shoulder.
"Water style, Water Shark Bomb Jutsu!" Itachi unleashed a weak, but still effective, shark bomb.
"Sasori-no-danna!" Deidara called, pointing over his shoulder. "...Itachi? You just hit a seven-foot-tall shark with a water jutsu."
"I hit KISAME?! Shit!"
-Back With Kisame And Sasori-
"That stupid weasel!" Kisame growled, annoyed he'd been woken up at three a.m. and even more annoyed for what he'd been woken up FOR. "When I get my hands on him...! Sasori! Are you alright?"
"Yes, I'm fine." Sasori answered, running alongside the shark-nin. "Do you have a plan for catching them? They keep getting better at eluding us."
"...Uh, no." Kisame admitted. "Chase them until they give up? Itachi's bound to trip over something with his eyesight!"
"...Then I'll send a puppet up ahead so my Chakra Strings can trip them."
"Brilliant!"
-Back At The Holes-
"PEIN!!" Konan coughed. "I'm made of paper and soaking wet!! HELP!!"
-Itachi And Deidara-
"Deidara, what's going on back there?"
"They're all wet, they're all furious...and they're all catching up!!" Deidara panicked. "If I had my clay with me, I could make a bird and fly us out of here, but NOOOO. SOMEONE said I wouldn't need it!! UNNN!!"
"Well, soooorry!" Itachi called sarcastically, then his foot hit something and he stumbled. "Whoa!" Deidara grabbed his arm to right him.
"Hey, are you alright? Are you SURE you can see where you're going, un?"
"Yeah, thanks. I can see where I'm going." Itachi tried to take another step. "But something's got my ankle!"
-Sasori And Kisame-
"See?" Sasori asked. "No problem."
"Hey!" Kisame yelled, parental instincts kicking in. "If he's hurt, I'm going to drop you in a tub full of termites!"
"Do you want me to bring him back or not?" Sasori asked, slightly unnerved at Kisame's threat.
"Yeah, bring him back." Kisame cracked his knuckles. "Let's see what he has to say about THIS little escapade!"
-Itachi And Deidara-
"Deidara!" Itachi yelled, jerking his leg. "It's one of Sasori's-" before he could finish, the puppet reached up and grabbed him around the waist. "Agh! Help!"
"Itachi? Wha-" Deidara turned around, only to be knocked out by Hiruko's tail.
"Let go!" Itachi tried to break free, but he was yanked back and handed to his waiting and irate partner.
"Gotcha!" Kisame yanked him away from the puppet. "You're in trouble now, my lad!"
"...Sh...Shit..." Itachi panted. (Last resort...)
CHOMP!
"AHHH!" Kisame dropped Itachi. "The little rodent BIT me!"
Itachi scrambled to his feet and burst into a sprint, only to be re-snared by Sasori's puppet and handed back to his irate partner, who grabbed him by the ear and pulled so hard that Itachi had to stand on tip-toes.
"WELL?!"
"Owww!" Itachi complained. "What?"
"I'll tell you WHAT!" Kisame roared. "WHAT were you two THINKING?!"
"Um...er...ah..." Itachi stuttered, then gulped. "Wh...What are you going to do to me?"
"You're the genius child of the Uchihas, you take a wild guess!"
"Let me go!" Itachi struggled. "For God's sake, Kisame it's too early. Just tell me." Kisame pinned Itachi's arms behind his back.
"C'mon, you." he said, hauling his struggling partner back to the base.
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AN:
JK: Well, that was aggravating to type.
cip: But, it was fun!
JK: You can probably guess what's going to happen to our poor weasel.
cip: (snickers)
JK: So, until next chappie, this is JK
cip: AND cip!
JK and cip: Buh-bye!!
