AN:
JK: GAAAK!!! I was going to update on Saturday, but then I got grounded!! TT.TT Oh, well. Enjoy the story!!
To Hekun - Oh, really? What was it about?
To Flamecolonel - XD to your pics!
To t.A.T.u Crazi - Yes. Yes, they will.
To Yusin - (chibi Itachi hands you a flower)
To my lovely sweetie cip-chan - I love the pics! I know I said Sat., but I got grounded! Forgive me?
To swordzoro - Yes. As for your other question, I don't think I'll do that. Sorry.
To Deikuru - (chibi Deidara hugs you)
To The-New-Akatsuki-Leader - Hmmm...I'll do that later. Thanks!
To The Kyuubi maiden - I will, I will.
To my 'Lollipop' - (chibi Itachi walks up to you, stands on tip-toes ((Chu)) )
To melody726 - I'm glad I could help! (chibi Deidara: ((Chu)) )
To xcupidxstuntx - (chibis huggle back)
To nurikos-lurver - Yup!!
To Renji's Baby Sister - The first was my fav scene, too!
To Dark-Rainy-Mist - Sassy!!
lina kazamike - Hmm...
To SonicGaaraLover - Sasori? Sassy? It's a pet name.I'm so happy! (offers cookie) Want?
To ExplosiveNoteNinja - (offers pixie stix) Want?
To lucky - (pets on the head)
To Anro - No Internet? Oh, teh noes!! (huggles)
Current Chapter Contains: Mild spanking of children
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
-----
"Dei?" Itachi whispered, nudging his friend.
"Yeah, 'Tachi?"
"Let's go." Itachi climbed out of his bed.
"But-" Deidara began. Itachi pointed to their passed-out guardians.
"See?"
"Ohhhh."
-Later-
"Mmm..." Sasori groaned, rolling over and falling off Kisame. "Oof!!"
"You okay?" Kisame asked.
"Yeah, but I think we may have a little problem."
"Which would be?"
"Look at the bed." Sasori pointed at the bed. Kisame's gaze followed, and saw that Itachi and Deidara were gone.
"Shit!!"
-Downstairs-
"Deidara?" Sasori called.
"Sassy!! Look what I found!"
"Wha- NO!! Put down those matches now!"
"Well, I'd love to, but true art is..."
"Dei-"
"A real BANG!!"As he spoke, Deidara lit a match and threw it on Sasori, lighting him on fire instantly.
"AAAAAH!"
-Please Stand By-
"Deidara, come here, now!!" Sasori, who was now soaking wet due to everyone's favorite 6-and-a-half foot tall shark, yelled, grabbing his partner by the arm.
"Noo!" Deidara whimpered. Sasori quickly turned him around and slapped him twice, then turned him back around.
"Don't do that again, hear me?" he asked, taking out a tissue and wiping Deidara's eyes.
"Uh-huh..."
"Okay..."
-Back With Kisame-
"Where could he have gone...?" the shark-nin muttered to himself, looking around. Suddenly, a blood-curdling scream ripped through the air. His heartbeat quickened as he recognized it as Itachi's. And one of pain. He sped down the hall to the source of the scream, their room. When he looked in, he was met with a startling sight. Itachi was kneeling on the floor, crying uncontrollably and clutching at his hand, which was torn and bleeding. Laying next to him was the Samehada, blood on the hilt. Itachi had apparently tried to move it out of his way, and touched the hilt.
"Owwwww!" Itachi wailed, clutching at his wrist now.
"Itachi!" Kisame's parental instincts kicked in as he rushed to his partner. "Come here, come here..." Slowly, he gathered his partner up in his arms. "Shhhh...shhhh...I know it hurts, baby, I know...you need to let me clean that..." He took Itachi into the bathroom and located some alcohol. "Now hold still," Kisame instructed, sitting on a stool and holding Itachi in his lap. "This will sting." Itachi pulled away.
"No!"
"Hon, I have to clean this, or it will get infected and hurt much more." Kisame said gently. "What do you want?" Sniffling, Itachi held out his bloody hand. Kisame lightly dabbed the wound with a cotton ball while Itachi howled in pain. Afterwards, he bandaged the hand and massaged Itachi's back lovingly. "Shhhh...good boy, you handled that really well...shhhh...shhhh..." Itachi quieted down in a matter of minutes. "Does it feel any better?"
"Yeah." Itachi smiled.
"Good." Kisame set him on the floor and gave him a pat on the back to get him out the door. "Run along, little weasel."
-6 o'clock-
"Where are the kids?" Sasori asked, looking around.
"Out back." Kisame replied, not looking up from his newspaper. "Why?"
"We really shouldn't let them out of our sight. I mean, who knows what kind of trouble - OH, MY GOD!!" Kisame looked up to see Itachi and Deidara, covered in mud.
"Oh, no." he groaned.
-One Chase Scene Later-
Itachi pouted as Kisame scrubbed the mud from his body.
"Isn't this child molestation?" he asked.
"Who taught you THAT?" Kisame asked back, startled.
"..." Itachi answered. Kisame sighed, then reached for the shampoo. As he was lathering the little weasel's hair, Itachi said, "It's weak."
"What is?" Kisame asked.
"The shampoo. It's weak."
"...'Tachi, it's Johnson's No More Tears. It won't hurt if it gets in your eyes."
"It's still weak."
"Why?"
"Because it lacks...detangler."
Kisame slapped himself on the forehead.
-8 o'clock-
"But...I don wanna gota bed..." Itachi yawned against Kisame's chest as he was carried to their room. Sasori and Deidara moved back into their room, so Itachi and Kisame had their room back to themselves. Kisame chuckled good-naturedly.
"Itachi, you can barely keep your eyes open." he said, rubbing his back.
"But-"
"No." Kisame took him in their room and lightly undressed him, save for his boxers. He found the only thing for suitable pajamas was an old, over-sized T-Shirt that swallowed him. Kisame smiled at the sight. He tucked him into bed and kissed his forehead. "Good-night." he said.
"Mr. Weasel!" Itachi sat up. "Where is he?"
"Who?" Kisame asked. Itachi lifted his mattress and pulled out a stuffed weasel.
"Mr. Weasel. I can't sleep without him." Itachi explained, snuggling back under the covers. Hiding a laugh, Kisame tucked him back in, then vanished into the hall. Sasori raised an eyebrow at Kisame's snickering.
"What's so funny?" he asked. Kisame grinned.
"Mr. Weasel."
-----
AN:
JK: w00t. Okay, well. I'm off to bed. See yah!!
