AN:
JK: Wow. I haven't updated for a little while. HOW HAVE YOU SURVIVED?! XD, j/k. Okkkay. New Mission. Last chibi chapter, folks. I'm fresh out of ideas. Please enjoy it! TT.TT I'm gonna miss mah chibis...By popular demand, there will be a tad of yaoi. Pairing to be announced at the end of this chapter.
To sasori-chibi - I think you'll like this, then.
To Flames - You have, too, hunh? (grins)
To Dark-Rainy-Mist - Whoa. Fast reader, just like me. XD
To melody726 - Cool! I was supposed to go to Otakon this year, but I found out I can't make it!! TT.TT
To 'Spolde - WHOO-HOO!!
To Aly-san - Heheh. How's that other story of yours comin' along?
To Hekun - I love you!
To my dearest sweetie cippy-hime - You're back!!
To Renji's Baby Sister - I'm sorry to make you wait so long...
To New Leader-sama - Ha, ha! Use your imagination!
To Yusin - Sorry about its length. I had to rush through it. TT.TT I had a set deadline (I set it) and I was going to be late!!
To Yuli-chan - Heheheheh...oh, our RP...
To nurikos-lurver - Because the jutsu must wear off by order of JK. I have teen chappies planned. In order for teen chappies to take effect, Ita and Dei kinda have to be teens...
To Anro-chan - Glad I could be of some assistance!
To sayuri20 - You like my comfort-scenes, hunh? Somehow, I just think nothing says 'I love you' than a big hug and a shoulder to cry on. But that's just me being sappy. :3
To femmoltje - No prob, babe!
To Dei-kun (XD) - (chibi Ita: I wuv you, too...)
To The Kyuubi maiden - Sorry, I'll ask them to let you tag along next time.
To Kira - XD, thxs!
To Naomi - Thxs for the links and your reviews! I appreciate them! As for Mr. Weasel, yeah. He's always had him. XD
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-Two Days Later-
"Another mission, Leader?" Kisame complained. "We just got back!"
"Yes, but you had some stowaways..." Leader muttered, glancing over at Itachi and Deidara who were listening to the lovely world of nursery rhymes, as read by 'Auntie Konan'. "Now, on this mission..."
-Later-
"Bye-bye, Kisa...!" Itachi waved to Kisame as he walked out the door. "Miss you!"
"See yah, Sassy, un!!" Deidara called.
"Be good!" Kisame grinned, jumping off.
"We'll miss you both!" Sasori told them, following suit. Konan carried both chibis in the living room and placed them on the floor. Pasted on the wall was a sign that read :
Babysitting rotation:
12:00 - 2:00 - Hidan and Kakuzu
2:00 - 4:00 - Tobi and Zetsu
4:00 - 6:00 - Pein and Konan
"Okay, we know this will be difficult, seeing as how we're dealing with children. We can work this out, okay?" Konan explained. "We each get two hours with them, and Kisame and Sasori should be back around 6:30 or so. Their mission was a simple assassination in a nearby village. Everyone got it?"
"Yeah..."
"Good. Hidan and Kakuzu, you get them first." Leader announced, dropping Itachi in Hidan's arms and Deidara on Kakuzu. "Have fun..."
-Upstairs-
"Kakuzuuuu...!" Hidan whined.
"What?!"
"The little shit keeps staring at me..."
"Well do something!"
"Can't you?!"
"NO! I'm busy!"
"Fuck this, man!!"
"GAAH!!"
"What's that word mean...?" Itachi asked.
"Huh?"
" 'Fuck'."
"HIDAN, YOU IDIOT!!"
-2:00-
"It's your turn, Tobi." a very exhausted Hidan groaned, handing the hyper Itachi to Tobi.
"Oh boy! Tobi likes kids!"
"I was afraid of that..."
-Tobi and Zetsu's room-
"Can we eat them, White?"
"No, we can't eat them!!"
"Oh, come on..."
"NO!!"
Itachi and Deidara stared.
-4:00-
"How are my boys?" Konan squealed, taking Itachi and Deidara from a very worn-out Zetsu and happier-than-usual Tobi.
"Auntie!" the boys cheered, latching onto her.
"How are my angels?" she cooed, kissing both.
"Hardly...angels..." White panted.
"I told you...we should have...eaten them..."
"Oh, hush."
-In Leader's office-
"Look, you don't have to be so angry with me. It was just a jutsu. I didn't MEAN to hit Itachi and Deidara." Leader said calmly, somewhat unnerved by his Akatsuki all glaring at him (minus Tobi).
"Just a jutsu that turned the two biggest pains in our asses into tiny trouble-makers-"
"-Who've learned a few new words, thanks to my idiot partner..."
"HEY!!"
"They behaved, right?"
"NO!!"
"They did for me!"
"SHUT UP, TOBI!"
"Okay."
"Look, the jutsu wears off at midnight tonight. Then we'll have them back."
"As teens..." Kakuzu groaned. "At least they're easier to catch..."
"But, they pull off more dangerous stunts..."
They all looked at each other.
"Oii..."
-6:15, Living Room-
"And they all lived happily ever after. The End." Konan closed her storybook.
"Thanks, Auntie Konan." Itachi grinned.
"It's my pleasure, boys!"
"Konan, you realize your time's been up for fifteen minutes, right?" Leader asked.
"Well-" she began.
"Guess it's our shift, then." a voice from behind Konan said, lifting Itachi into his arms.
"KISA!!" Itachi squealed happily, hugging the shark-nin tightly.
"How's my weasel been, huh?" Kisame grinned, ruffling Itachi's hair.
"I hope they weren't too much trouble..." Sasori said, lifting his excited chibi to him.
"No trouble at all! They were perfect angels!" Konan beamed.
At this, all the Akatsuki who was stuck babysitting the chibis fell over anime-style.
-11:50-
"Leader says the jutsu wears off at midnight, hunh?" Kisame whispered, stroking Itachi's hair rhythmically and grinning at him sucking his thumb.
"Yes. Then they will be back to normal." Sasori whispered back.
"I'm gonna miss these little guys..." the shark-nin grinned.
"I won't..."
"Come on, Sassy-"
TWITCH
"-you can't say you won't miss them."
"Well..." Sasori glanced at his sleeping partner. "They ARE kind of cute..."
"See?" Kisame stood up and kissed Itachi's forehead. "You will." The two exited the room to go downstairs, waiting for midnight to come. Instead of staying awake, they passed out cold on the couch.
-5:34 a.m.-
Kisame yawned and stretched out on the sofa.
"Up and at 'em, Sasori. Our partners should be back to normal."
"Joy and rapture." Sasori groaned. They climbed the stairs carefully, so not to wake them if they were still sleeping, and opened the door to Kisame and Itachi's room.
"Still cute." the ex-Mist nin said with a sharp-toothed grin. Itachi and Deidara were back to normal, still in the over-sized T-shirts (still too big for them), and still dead asleep. The only difference now was Itachi had stopped sucking his thumb.
"Yeah..." Sasori agreed. They tip-toed out.
-7:26-
"Mmm..." Itachi murmured softly, slowly waking up. He jumped out of bed quickly when he saw Deidara asleep next to him, their hands entwined. "When did-?!" he panicked, looking around the room. His eyes fell on the calender. "A week?! I've been asleep a week?!" He glanced down and noticed the T-shirt. "What the hell? Where are my My Chemical Romance jammies?! Is this..." he sniffed the shirt. "Kisame's? Oh my God..." he exhaled, panic over. (Better not wake Deidara...) Itachi thought, holding his right hand, the one Deidara had been holding, to him, cradling it. He couldn't help but wonder,
Why did that feel so right?
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AN:
JK: Guess the pairing? XD Have a nice day, folks! ...LOL, Itachi calls his p.j.'s 'jammies'...
