Author's Note: to understand this epilogue you should read the sort of sequel that inspired me to write The Secret Engagement. Look for Fobwatches, Twins and Rose on my profile. Thank you to all those who reviewed, favourited and story alerted this fic.
"This must be the first wedding I have ever been to where the bride and the groom were both pregnant" the Doctor said amused. "And considering the weird weddings I've been including Jackie – ow Rose that was my foot"
The Doctor was a puzzle to the Torchwood Team. After the mysterious comments from Jack they expected someone a lot like Jack but less flirtatious (well they hoped) instead they got this hyperactive idiot who locked his true conscious in a watch leaving it to his redheaded bossy companion to explain all. To say Owen and Donna Noble got on well would be the worst lie in the history of worst lies, everyday Tosh, Jack, Gwen and Ianto would hear the name-calling and screaming (occasionally slapping as well) break out every few hours.
Within two months of getting used to Donna Noble hanging around trying to help (only to accidentally kill Jack a few times starting a ban on guns) and Martha popping in at the evenings (since she was going undercover to watch the Doctor at his work) the team had found very good friends. Then suddenly Rose Tyler appeared out of no where and threw everything upside down.
An alien race called the Family had crash-landed in Cardiff, the father had possessed Owen and to get the father out Jack kissed Owen (not Owen's finest moment or something he wanted to remember) somehow during that kiss Jack gave some of his life-force allowing Owen to actually live again.
During all of the mayhem Ianto and Gwen found out Gwen was pregnant. The idea of raising a baby in the environment they worked in was terrifying but with both Owen and Martha willing to act as the baby's doctor and Tosh half-way through making the Hub baby-safe they were sure they could manage. Jack was excited to see this beautiful mini-Gwen or Ianto (a Gwento maybe?) to be born and grow up, he could imagine this child to be good and kind as his parents are.
The night before the wedding however, Ianto got bitten by a shape-shifting alien and when he woke up he was horrified to see he was pregnant. Owen however almost wet himself laughing and Jack found it incredibly hard to not laugh. The others had almost fainted when they saw him. Ianto insisted on the wedding continuing and had to endure his brother in law's sly comments and being almost torn apart by an alien.
Who Jack killed instantly much to the Doctor's disproval. Torchwood was revealed to the family and Rhiannon accepted it after three drinks.
"I am glad there is no photographic evidence" Ianto murmured as he traced patterns on Gwen's hand. "I rather not remember that part of my special day"
"Aw come on Tea-Boy it's not that bad you weren't as fat as they gabbaloodena...whatdja call it?" Donna asked turning to the Doctor.
"A Gabbenloodonea" the Doctor said rolling his eyes. "And lay of the drink Donna, you're already beginning to slur"
"Oh shut up Space-Boy, I can handle my dri-"
THUD!
Donna's head collided fast against the table as she passed out, her red hair looking like a waterfall of fire under the fairy lights above them. The Doctor sighed heavily as Rose fretted over Donna. Suddenly around them people began to collapse. Owen attempted to look innocent but failed.
"Its protocol to retcon people, not my fault Donna took several glasses of the retconned champagne is it?" he snapped defensively.
"Sadly he has got a point" Jack said lifting Donna up in his arms. "But he's not the one that will have to do the explaining and ducking tomorrow morning when she wakes up"
"But Donna won't hurt you will she?" Rose said unsure.
Jack grinned. "Darling I can endure the pain, especially when the make-up sex is even better than normal sex" everyone groaned loudly. "Heh, you're all jealous" Jack muttered before leaving with Donna.
Martha got up and ran over to the DJ who was sleeping on the platform. She trod carefully round him and found a popular slow song and started to play it. "This is for you love birds over there, Gwen and Ianto, Doctor and Rose and Tosh and Owen" Tosh and Owen blushed brightly and refused to look at one another. "Go out there and ask her to dance Owen or I'll staple your arse to your office chair"
Owen shot up out of his seat and politely offered his hand to Tosh who accepted with a smile. The Doctor blushingly asked a giggling Rose leaving Gwen and Ianto in their own world.
"Would you like to dance Mrs Jones?" Ianto asked bowing.
Gwen giggled. "Why yes Mr Jones I would be delighted to" she said placing her hand into his.
"Part of me wonders if this is a dream" Ianto confessed in a whisper, his breath brushing against Gwen's ear causing her to shiver even now. "That I'll wake up and Jack is still missing, you're with Rhys and there's no baby to be"
"I know last year this seemed unlikely" Gwen admitted. "But it's what they say, you find love in the most unlikely places and amongst all this insanity and monsters and strange friendships I found you the best thing there is"
Ianto cupped Gwen's face and gently forced her to look at him. He bent down and kissed her firmly and gently. "I love you"
"I love you too"
"And I love you two very much but I'm afraid you got to help out with the wedding guests" Jack said suddenly sneaking his hands between the two and prying them apart. "Once you finished you can go on your honeymoon promise"
Ianto sighed heavily. "That's what I love about Torchwood. By day you're chasing the scum of the universe. Come midnight, you're the Wedding Fairy" Ianto said dryly.
