AN:
JK: Wow, I'm kinda late here...sorry, school stuff. I will update LOTS during my summer break. Which starts on...the Monday after I graduate. (June 1st, and I'm outta that hell-hole they call my school!!)
To Yulia: Awws...Oh, well. I've got Ita.
To Renji's Baby Sister: Those were great quotes, weren't they?
To my fabulous cippy-hime: Good question. I wonder that, too...(sulks in a corner)
To Yusin: Mleh...
To xcupidxstuntx: I'll save that for another fan fic...when the hormones are ragin'! But I'll do it someday, don't worry.
To Naito: XD So glad you'll still be a reader...
To TEAL-BLU: Me too...
To Flames: Thankies!
To Lina and Jess: No prob, although it will have to end sometime...
To animate: Updated, updated, updated!!
To AlchemyGaara: Mine is...Oo
To New-Leader: (gobbles cookie)
To Kyuubi: He'll be back, don't worry.
To Hekun: Maybe...
To 17-chan: (grins)
To melody: I catch it...and MAN do I hate those Fan Fics where Kisame's empty-headed! He's a cool guy!
To Swirly: Yah...I'm on the recieving end 'cuz I'm bi...
To Chipmunk: There are ways...
To Ai: Glad you're on my side...(bi)
To Anro-chan: (scoots away slowly) Don't condemn me, I'm bi...(j/k You'd never do that)
To Cate: No detail.
To Rhettbush - Thanks!
To StCC - Thanks for all the reviews! :3 (I keep ch. 8 in a folder and carry it everywhere w/ me...)
To miniDei - Thank you very much!
Current Chapter Contains: Mild ItaDei
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
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"Deidara? Deidara! Read me the next instructions." Itachi called from under Kisame's car's hood.
"Um...hold on, I've got the Spanish side." Deidara replied, flipping the booklet over. Just then, the engine of the car revved.
"Got it!" Itachi called happily. Yes, folks, Itachi had hotwired Kisame's car. "You comin', or what?"
"Comin'!" Deidara chirped happily. Itachi slid into the driver's seat of the car and Deidara scooted into the passenger side. They pulled out of the garage and were down the street in a puff of smoke.
"Wow...I never noticed how beautiful the forest around here was..." the black-haired shinobi mused as they drove to the nearest village to hang in the mall. Deidara nodded quickly.
"Yeah, un! It is true beauty..." he began to form his trademark hand-sign.
"No, Deidara!" Itachi shot back. "Preserve its beauty, don't blow it up!!"
"But my beauty is the explosion!" Deidara protested.
(No, you yourself are true beauty...) "No, Deidara...if we blow it up, Zetsu will have a cow."
"Which half?"
"Nice point."
-About Ten Minutes Later-
Itachi parked the car and he and Deidara entered the mall. No one stared at them because they were wearing normal clothes. Deidara had a pair of red jeans and a black T-Shirt that read 'BANG!' on it in red. Itachi was in blue jeans and a T-Shirt that read 'Rebel' in blue. The only people that looked their way were teen girls and a few men as well. Itachi paid them no mind and reached for Deidara's hand.
"Why're you trying to hold my hand, un?" Deidara questioned.
"You look like a girl. Maybe if we hold hands, people will think we're here as boyfriend and girlfriend and leave us alone." Itachi replied, heart pounding and face heating up. (Please work, please work, please-)
"Sounds reasonalbe, un." Deidara nodded and took Itachi's hand in his.
(Thank you...!!) Itachi grinned at his small success. Just as he had planned, no one else looked their way now realizing that neither were available.
The waltzed around the mall nonchalantly, looking in the bookstore, the video store, and Hot Topic, where they spent a considerable amount of time trying on new gothic clothes.
"Yo, Itachi-kuuuun!!" Itachi turned around to see Deidara in a skirt. "How do I look, doll?" he grinned. Itachi nearly suffered a massive nosebleed.
(How does he look?! He looks FANTASTIC!! He looks-) "I think Sasori would have a fit if you came home with that."
"I know. I just wanted to try it."
(DAMNIT!! Now he won't buy it!!)
"Hey, it's getting late. Maybe we should go home, un."
"Good idea..." Itachi nodded. The two left the mall and headed down the road.
"Hey, 'Tachi...watch out for that guy...up ahead. He seems a little...tipsy."
"Tipsy?"
"Yeah, he's kinda driving all-LOOK OUT!!"
"What the fu-?!"
CRASH!!
Ughhhh...what the hell just...Deidara...Where's Deidara?! Why do I smell something burning?! WHAT'S GOING ON?!
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AN:
JK: Okay, that's all for now, I'm afraid. Next chappie should be longer. See yah!
