AN:
JK: Whoa! I haven't updated in a month! Sorry!! JK got herself grounded again. I think I'm going to leave 'reply to reviews' out for good now that things are hitting angsty. If I get a good one, or a question, I'll be sure to answer it though. Like so:
To Kaze Kimizu: Well, thank you! I hope you didn't get in trouble! Welcome to my readers' family. Hilarious dialogue? Like?
Current chapter contains: References/Mild ItaDei
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
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"Heyyyy!! HEEEEY, UN!!" Deidara broke the peaceful tranquility of the afternoon by barging into Itachi and Kisame's room.
"N-Wah?!" Itachi, who was busy attempting to balance a pencil on his upper lip, jolted.
"'Tachi! 'Tachi! 'Ta-"
Itachi silenced him with a finger to his lips.
"What?" he groaned, using his free hand to rub his head. Deidara moved Itachi's finger from his mouth.
"Oi, un, the letter I was waiting for came!" the blonde chirped happily.
"Letter?"
"Yea, un!"
"What letter, Dei?"
"This one!" Deidara shoved a letter in the Uchiha's face. "I took a magazine quiz to find out if I was a good kisser or not and mailed it in!"
"Let me get this straight..." Itachi pushed the letter out of his face. "You took some stupid magazine quiz to find out if you were a good kisser or not? Deidara, those things don't tell you anything. I took a magazine quiz once to find out if I was gay out of boredom. Guess what it told me?"
"What?"
"It told me that I'd better throw on a skirt and put on some lipstick for the guys. Then it called me a male whore."
"Ouch, un."
"So, the letter is a bunch of bull."
"Let's read it anyway!!" Deidara ripped the letter open.
"You know, I have a letter-opener..."
"More fun this way, un!" the bomber pulled out the letter. "Lessee...uhm...oh."
"What?" Itachi took the letter and read it out loud. "Wow. Do you have a sign on your lips that say 'keep back, toxic waste'?! If you don't, you may want to put one there!"he put it down. "Oh, Dei..."
"That was rude, un!"
"I'm sorry. I told you that magazine quizzes were a bunch of bull." the black-haired shinobi squeezed his friend's shoulder comfortingly.
"I shouldn't have opened it."
"Dei...don't let this get you down!" Itachi reached out to take his hand.
"I won't!" Deidara breezed cheerfully. "You're right! Magazine quizzes are a bunch of bull, un!"
"Deidara..." Itachi began, seeing past the cheerful demeanor.
"Don't worry- UN?!" Deidara was silenced instantly by Itachi.
Or, to be more precice, Itachi's lips against his own.
Deidara's eye widened for only a second before he closed it in contentment. He was almost disappointed when Itachi broke the kiss.
"There's your proof." Itachi muttered, blushing furiously.
"Proof?"
"Yea...that magazine quizzes are a bunch of bull."
-Later that Evening-
"Even though the last time was a disaster...ITACHI..." Pein was saying. "Konan has suggested we all go back to the bar for the evening. Any objections?"
There were none.
-7:00 p.m.-
"Is everyone ready?" Konan asked. Itachi flipped his hair over his shoulder.
"Yea."
"Okay, we're off!"
-The Bar-
"Ita, look, it's-"
"I'm NOT doing open mic night, Dei! NEVER again!"
"Whyyyyyy?"
"Because..." Itachi explained. "Last time we did open mic night I sang the Malcolm in the Middletheme and was tanned by Kisame for it!"
"But, I love your voice, un!"
"..."
"Pleeeeeeeease?"
"..."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?"
"...I'd like another beer, please."
"Aw, 'Tachi!"
-Meanwhile-
"Kisame-san...you really don't think Itachi will do anything stupid here, right?"
"Sasori...the last time we were here..."
"Yea, well..."
-Itachi and Deidara-
"You can't keep this up, un." Deidara pouted. "Just one song?" Itachi sighed, defeated.
"JUST. ONE."
"Whoo-hoo!!"
-Kisame-
Meanwhile, Kisame had gone outside for some fresh air (the bar was a little more crowded then expected) and to avoid the mediocre karaoke singers. He sighed, looking up at the stars and wondering where Itachi had gotten off to. He got his answer when he can back inside.
"Everybody!
Put up your hands Say:
I don't wanna be in love! I don't wanna be in love!"
Kisame halted, seeing Itachi up on the stage again. He was more surprised seeing him look like he was enjoying himself.
"Feel the beat now!
If you've got nothing left say:
I don't wanna be in love! I don't wanna be in love!"
"What...the...hell?!"
"Ask Deidara..." Sasori replied. "I think he knows."
"Deidara?" Kisame walked over to the blonde.
"Back it up now!
You've got a reason to live say:
I don't wanna be in love! I don't wanna be in love!"
"No idea...but he said he'd do it for me...so..."
"Oh, Lord..." Kisame slapped himself in the face.
"Feeling good now!
Don't be afraid to get down say:
I don't wanna be in love! I don't wanna be in love!"
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AN:
JK: Updates are seriously lagging, guys. I'm sorry, but they will. I'm not leaving this story, just so you know. Song: "Dance Floor Anthem" by Good Charlotte.
