Oh, one more episode to go! Then I can focus on TDW... and the other stories I'm not as devoted to. But, I hope that this is to your satisfaction. Thanks to all those (four people) that sent in dares I could use. I hope it's okay that I divided up the dares that Wyote sent me between a few other campers as well, because I used two for each camper (though, I never to get to Manny's second dare (which was to lick a toilet seat). How did I pick the dares? I assigned two to each camper voted off, and pulled names out of a hat. Anyway, now to create a absolutely amazing challenge for the two finalists. Without further ado...
Dude, That's Gross
Nessa sneered at the so called waffles that Chef slapped on her plate. "What are these?"
"They're exactly what I told you they were!" Chef yelled at her. "Now sit down and eat them, Miss Priss!"
Rufus had a good chuckle until Chef slapped a single waffle on his plate. "Hey, she got three," he said. "What's with this one business?"
Chef poked Rufus in the stomach and laughed. "You don't need the fattening, boy," Chef said. "Plus, I don't like you. Now, sit down and eat it. And you better do it with a smile."
Rufus sat down across from Nessa, facing away from Chef. Brooke stepped up with her plate.
"Here you go," Chef said. He opened the waffle iron and placed a third, fresh waffle on her plate. It wasn't black, like most of Nessa's, or still gooey in places like Rufus's. In fact, it was perfect. Chef then scooped some real butter on her plate, and placed three different types of syrup on her try, finishing off with a small pile of whipped cream and a cherry.
"Thank you, Chef," Brooke said quietly and sat down, eating. Nessa and Rufus just stared and drooled.
Confession Cam:
(Nessa) "That is so not fair! He can't play favoritism. That's giving her an totally unfair advantage. And I doubt there were any questionable spots in her fresh, hot waffles."
(Rufus) "And he didn't stop with the waffles."
"Oh, I forgot your fruit," Chef said walking out of the kitchen just as Rufus was about to try to steal one of Brookes waffles. He slapped a brown banana in front of Nessa, A few shriveled cherries in front of Rufus, and a glowing apple in front of Brooke, along with a cinnamon roll, and a nice large cup of milk.
"How come she gets all the good food?" Nessa asked, standing up in rage.
"Yeah, and something to drink," Rufus agreed.
"You want something to drink?" Chef asked, an evil smile crawling on his lips. "Sure, have a waffle smoothie." He grabbed what was left of their waffles and threw them with some syrup into the blender. A moment later, they each had a cup puréed waffles. "Enjoy!"
Confession Cam:
(Rufus) "Sometimes, it's better to shut up and take it."
(Brooke) "I guess it's not fair that I'm getting special treatment from Chef..." she then takes a bite out of the perfect apple, with a perfect crunch, and slowly chews it with a smile. "But, I'm not complaining. I do believe that there is a name for what we have... Karma."
"Would our three remaining campers please report to the boat immediately," Chris's voice rang over the campgrounds. Nessa was spreading the very last of her sunscreen on her shoulders, Brooke was sitting in the shade almost finished with her book, and Rufus was running a comb through his hair, attempting to get his reflection off the surface of the water.
Confession Cam:
(Nessa) "Well, here it is. Time for all those voted off losers to attempt to break us. Too bad they're not going to."
Once all three were seated on the stage of the boat, Chris walked up, a smile plastered on his face. "As you may all remember from last season, this is the challenge where we allow all those that you voted off to take their revenge against you. And, man, they are just as sick as the original cast members.
"To review the rules, you three will take turns coming up here and spinning the bottle. It will land on one of your past cast mates and I will read off a dare they submitted. You then have a choice. First choice, you do the dare yourself, and if you do, you get one freebie to use later in the game. The second choice, you give the dare to someone else. They then will have to do the dare or give up a freebie. If someone without a freebie does not do a dare given to him or her, he or she will immediately be sent off the island. Do we understand?" All three nodded. "Good, now, Rufus, how about you start us off?"
Rufus rolled his eyes and stood up, walking to the wheel and spun the bottle. It landed on Bex.
"Come on, Bex, some justice," Brooke begged, crossing her fingers.
"And, we're starting off with something interesting," Chris said. "Put a hand in boiling water for five seconds."
"Easy," Rufus said as a smirk crawled onto his face.
Chef walked forward with a pot of boiling water over a small flame. Rufus took a breath and dipped his left hand in. He cringed a lot, but made the five seconds. He pulled his hand out the moment he could and took his freebie.
Nessa spun next, landing on Manny. "Oh, this is a good one," Chris said snickering. "Kiss Chef on the lips."
Nessa's eyes widened in shock. Then she smirked. "Okay, I pass this dare onto Brooke."
Brooke looked worried. Chef stepped forward, his lips puckered. She walked forward and in a flash, kissed Chef quickly.
"Oh, was that your first kiss?" Nessa asked, and the sudden realization made Brooke's eyes widen.
"Well, it's your turn, Brooke," Chris said.
Brooke frowned as she spun the bottle. She landed on Paige.
"How about some chips and dip?" Chris asked. "Of course, it's wood chips and a mix of several expired dips." Chef pulled out a bag of wood chips along with a bowl of a truly disgusting substance that seemed to be some ranch dipping, French onion dip, and salsa all mixed together, with who knew what other kinds in there.
"I'd like to pass this to Nessa," Brooke said.
Nessa sent a glare at Brooke, but stepped forward. Chef dipped the chip into the dip, scooping a bunch of it out it. Nessa took a deep breath, then shoved the whole thing in her mouth, chewing with all her might, and then swallowing with disgust.
"Was it as good as your waffle smoothie?" Brooke asked.
Rufus was up again. This time, his spin landed on Vinson.
"Rufus, your dare is to eat cornflakes that have been sitting out in milk since yesterday morning," Chris said.
"I'll pass that onto Nessa," he said with a smirk.
"Hey," Nessa yelled, her face a little green from what she just had to do.
"Well, you could always walk the Dock of Shame," Chris said.
Nessa sighed in annoyance, but nodded for the dare. The bowl was placed in front of her with a large soup spoon. She dipped in the spoon into the bowl, and pulled it out with a few soggy flakes, and a lump of what was probably curdled milk. She quickly stuck it in her mouth and swallowed. Her face turned even greener, but she had done the dare.
She was then helped to the wheel where she spun again, landing on Walter. "Step on a mouse trap," Chris read the card.
"Brooke!" Nessa said.
Chef set up a trap and Brooke stood looking at it. "Here goes nothing," Brooke said. She took a deep breath and stepped on it. Nothing happened.
"What!" Nessa shouted as Rufus just laughed. "That's not fair, if I had known it wasn't going to go off, I would have done it myself." She stomped over and accidentally stepped on the trap, which then activated and snapped closed on her foot. She shouted a slur of expletives that I won't post because this is a T-rated story.
"Well, Brooke, it's your turn," Chris said.
She had a smirk on her face as she spun the bottle, landing on Phoebe. Chris snickered as he looked at the card. "Clip Chef's toenails," he read. "With your teeth."
"Nessa," Brooke said.
Nessa's eyes widened. "Are you two plotting against me or something?"
"No," Brooke said. "But this is too good to give to Rufus who will just use his freebie."
Chef sat on a chair and took off his shoes and socks revealing calloused feet and very dirty nails. Nessa's face turned green, but she bent forward and bit the edge of his nail, breaking it off. She spit the nail out and stood.
"Um, I believe it was toenailssss," Rufus said. "As in plural."
Nessa screamed quickly, but then went and bit off a second nail clipping. "There, I did two."
Rufus's next spin landed on Erik.
"Snuff chili powder."
"Ha, I can do that too," Rufus said. He was brought a plate with chili powder and a straw. He brought the straw to one nostril, closed up the other, and snuffed. His eyes widened and his left eye ticked a few times. Moving the straw, he had a slight nose bleed. "That was a lot worse than I was expecting," he squeaked as he was handed a second freebie.
Nessa's next spin landed on Madison.
"Thank the lord," she sighed. "I don't think cowgirl can come up with anything too horrible."
"Hand feed sharks!" Chris said.
"Never mind," Nessa said. "Brooke!"
Brooke donned her bathing suit and was given a few large raw steaks. They watched as she dove into the water and a few sharks approached her. She held out the steaks and the sharks each took one, gobbling them up. Brooke sighed once all the steaks were handed out, until one shark decided it was still hungry, and began chasing her around the boat a few times before she managed to grab the ladder and scramble up to the boat deck.
"Let's see what we have in store now," Chris said as Brooke spun the bottle. It landed on Eddie. "Put on a babydoll outfit!"
"I'll take it," Brooke said. She was handed a light pink, lacy, frilly dress with a matching bonnet. She stepped behind a changing screen and came out a moment later in a dress two sizes too big on her. She walked up to Chef first, taking her freebie before sitting down.
Rufus spun Alex. "Steal a banana from a monkey."
"Brooke," he said, hoping she'd use her freebie.
"Show me the monkey," she said standing. "If I can feed sharks, I can steal a banana."
A large cage was brought out with a monkey and a bunch of bananas. It was eating all the bananas as quickly as it could. Brooke walked up and grabbed a banana, but the monkey grabbed her and began hitting her, before trying to grab the banana back. Instead, it unpeeled and the banana splattered on her face. She escaped from the cage. "Well, I got the banana."
Nessa spun next, getting Todd. "Drink a mixture of meat that other people have chewed."
"Brooke!"
"Okay, I'm not doing that," Brooke said. surrendering her freebie bottle.
Brooke spun again, landing on Genevieve. "Eat food even Chef wouldn't serve."
Brooke smiled. "My, Nessa, you're looking hungry."
Nessa growled and stomped. "Bring on my dish," she said.
Chef brought out a smelly green pile of... well, he said it was Mac and cheese. Nessa took a spoonful and stuck it in her mouth. Her eyes opened a moment later. "That's not so bad!" she said. She looked closely at it, then laughed. "It's the Shrek mac & cheese. It's supposed to be green." She kept it when Chef tried to take it away. "This is the first real food I've had in over seven weeks and you are not taking it from me. She kept eating."
"You finally got a break I guess," Rufus said and spun again landing on Jamie.
"Chug a gallon of buttermilk," Chris said.
Rufus looked at the two girls and noticed that Nessa had already finished the mac & cheese. "Nessa."
"I hate you!" she said as Chef brought her a gallon. "What is it exactly?"
"Why don't you just drink it an find out," Rufus said.
She opened it. I looked like real milk, and there didn't seem to be anything curdled. She lifted it to her lips and began to drink, before sputtering it, most of what was in her mouth landing on Rufus. "That's so gross!"
"Ew..." Rufus said looking down at his wet shirt. He took it off, leaving him shirtless.
"I do believe it was chug," Brooke said.
Nessa growled at her, then brought it back to her lips and chugged it until it was gone. She then promptly went to the side of the boat and hurled.
Nessa spun Gail.
"Contort body to fit into a suitcase."
"Him," Nessa said pointing at Rufus as she went to hurl some more.
"Um, there's no way I'll fit in that," Rufus said as Chef brought out a carry-on size case.
"You could always leave," Chris said.
"Or this," Rufus said, throwing Chef one of his freebies.
Brooke spun Zak. "Slowly drink a bottle of liquid Nyquil."
"I'll take it," Brooke said. Chef handed her a bottle that would normally last a family a year. She opened it and began to slowly drink it, cringing at the taste. But, before long, it was gone and she was handed a new freebie.
Rufus spun and landed on Russell.
"Drink ten Red Bulls."
"How about Brooke," he said. She was already woozy from the Nyquil, so she eagerly accepted. Ten cans later, she was twitching, but no longer half asleep, though she was yawning still.
Nessa landed on Christie.
"Juggle knives!"
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!" Nessa actually took it, and was barely able to get them in the air. Finally, she stopped, her hands cut up pretty badly. But, she got her freebie bottle.
Brooke on Ashlynn.
Rufus cringed as he was pushed into full spread eagle splits by Chef.
Rufus on Autumn.
"I'm a little teacup, short and stout," he sang as he did the little dance.
Nessa on Phoebe.
Rufus held a live scorpion, then put it in his mouth and swallowed it whole. "That stings."
Brooke on Genevieve.
Nessa gave up her freebie, refusing to shave her head.
Rufus on Paige.
Brooke gave up her freebie, not about to burn her most prized possession.
Nessa on Jamie.
Brooke wormed through an electric web, only getting shocked a few times and looking a little crispy when she finished.
Brooke on Christie.
Nessa had her eyes closed, strapped to a giant spinning wheel as Chris threw knives at it. Luckily, none hit her, though one landed right between her legs, where it would have taken off the most loved appendage of any guy.
Rufus on Gail.
Brooke yelped as she crossed hot coals bare-footed.
Nessa on Todd.
She stepped out from behind a screen dressed as a clown. Rufus scooted away from her when she sat down next to him.
Brooke on Ashlynn.
She swung her foot, kicking Chef's shin. He glared at her. "No more good food for you."
Rufus on Vinson.
"Well, Chef's food is certainly creative," Rufus said. "And the best on this boat..." he tried hard to think of sincere things to say about Chef's cooking.
Nessa on Bex.
"But girls, they wanna have fun..." Nessa sang the song as best she could, which after the day she had had, wasn't good at all.
Brooke on Alex.
Nessa gave up a freebie, not about to kiss a skunk butt.
Rufus on Eddie.
He pulled on a super thick, and purple, parka, baking in the sun but with another freebie.
Nessa on Erik.
Rufus gave up a freebie as Chris presented him with a dish that he cooked. That's right, Chris cooked, but not well.
Brooke on Autumn.
Nessa gave up a freebie, not about to wash her face in curdled milk.
Rufus on Walter.
Brooke gave up her freebie, as Rufus passed the dare to give up all freebies to her.
Nessa on Zak.
Brooke swam across a small pool of garbage.
Brooke on Madison.
She almost passed out as Misty farted in her face.
Rufus on Russell.
"Reach up an animals anus and remove a clump of poop," Chris read.
"Nessa," Rufus said turning to the beauty queen with no freebies left.
Nessa's eye twitched. "That's where I draw the line!" she snapped.
"Is that a refusal?" Chris asked.
"Yes, it is!" she snapped. Her body was shuddering in hatred.
"So, it seems we're down to our two finalists," Chris said. "Congratulations, Brooke and Rufus." The ship returned to the dock and the two got off, and immediately went to the showers.
"Don't forget to catch the dramatic conclusion of Total Drama Island: Caribbean Summer!" Chris said to the camera as the boat pulled away, a still sick Nessa leaning over the side.
