A/N
JK: OMGOMG!! I am sooo sorry everyone! I didn't intend to take six months! I am soooo so sorry! Lots of things have been happening over the time I was gone and...well...never mind. Something special in here for my good friend flamecolonel.
BTW - To Firevoid Spitzes and Akatsuki wolves6... (And I haven't done one of these in a while so you know something these two did was special...)
Firevoid - Thanks for the kind review...It really has changed, hasn't it?
Akatsuki wolves6 - You reviewed every chapter...Wow...(blinks a few times)
Chapter contains - foul language and references (humourous)
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Kisame had every right to groan about Deidara's predicament; Itachi had failed to tell him was that 'throwing him on Hidan' had been literal.
Now said zealot was irritated at the annoying blonde squeezing the life out of his arm.
"Oi, Kakuzu! Pry this fuckin' brat offa my arm!"
Of course, if your definition of 'irritated' is 'pissed off and wanting to absolutely destroy any and everything', then you have how Hidan was feeling.
See, Hidan was not very happy when that weasely Uchiha had passed him that morning and dropped the bomber in his bloody arms. He had then run down the hall so fast he was almost a blur.
Now the silver-haired man was stuck with an emotionally-distraught annoyance who seemed to have his heart set on on cutting off blood circulation in his arm.
It did not help that his scarecrow-like partner showed no concern and was almost amused at all this.
"He will not do you any harm, Hidan." a small grin cracked from under the mask. "Let him be."
"Not do me any harm?! He's gonna make my arm fucking fall off!!" Hidan shook his arm angrily to emphasize his point, making the hidden grin under Kakuzu's mask grow wider.
"Then I shall stitch it back on for you while he clings to the other one." again, the grin got bigger at Hidan's growl of frustration.
"You fucking bastard! I'll rip all five of your God damn hearts out through your ass!!" the silver-haired zealot shrieked, waving his free arm.
"Now, Hidan..." Kakuzu spoke as though he were talking to a five-year-old who was throwing a tantrum - which he considered Hidan to be at the moment to further the man's frustrations. "...keep talking like that and I just may take Kisame's advice and wash your filthy mouth out..."
Hidan stopped trying to pry Deidara off out of pure shock and Deidara shyly poked his head up at the words.
"You've got to be fucking kidding me."
Kakuzu had to cover his mouth and pretend to cough to hide the fact he was chuckling a bit.
"Hmmmm...maybe I should spank your pretty bottom as well..." Kakuzu grinned in anticipation for the reaction.
It was not what he had expected.
"Ha!" Hidan scoffed, trying to pry Deidara off again. "You don't have the guts!"
Kakuzu raised an eyebrow. "Really?"
"Yeah, really! There is NO way you'll ever...Wait...why are you looking at me like that...? Hey, back off, Kakuzu! Let go of my arm! What are you doing?! Heeeey!!"
Somehow, Deidara felt he was going to enjoy his day after all.
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Sorry about the shortness, but I wanted to have some experimentation fun! I'll try to update sooner. Ciao, all! ~mua!
