Disclaimer: I am sadly not J. K. Rowling, these are not my characters and so on

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I stormed into the commonroom, and saw George, Fred, Ron and Harry all sitting together by the fireplace, snickering and writing something on a paper.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU POISONED ME!" I shrieked as soon as I saw them, giving them my ugliest glare while storming towards them. Many curious heads turned, but I didn't care, I was too busy hitting Fred and George, who despite the circumstances, were laughing loudly.

"Calm down, Hermione" managed George to mutter through his hysterical laughter, protecting his head with his arms.

"I AM NOT GOING TO "CALM DOWN"!" I exclaimed. "You poisoned me, you snarky, foul, arrogant cockroaches!" I said, staring intently at them, before sighing, stopping hitting them and slumping down into the nearest chair. Fred and George were grinning wildly, while Harry and Ron were trying, and failing at holding in their laughter.

"How did it go though? Did you do any of the pranks?" asked Fred. I glared at him, before pulling the parchment out of my pocket, and thrusting it upon Fred. Both prank 1 and 2 were crossed out.

"How did Snape react?" asked Harry, grinning.

"Badly" I sighed, before I told them everything that had happened from start to finish. "You should've seen his face, I was actually wondering if he would hex me for a moment" I finished. They started laughing, and now that I was calmer, and it was all over, I laughed a bit as well.

"I wish I had been there" said Ron, picturing Snape's face in his mind, and beginning to laugh again.

"Next time, we will" smiled George, looking down at the parchment he was writing on again.

"Next time?" I asked, staring at them with slight surprise. Did they really expect me to do this again? They exchanged different looks, some amused, other nervous.

"Well, what you forgot about when you were busy hitting us-" started George.

"-was to ask how we came across the potion we gave you" finished Fred, trying to hold back a grin. My brows furrowed as I realized that the potion had been illegal, and it would be quite difficult to get.

"Yes, how did you get that?" I asked.

"Oh, it was a nightmare"

"Lots of planning and scheming"

"But it was worth it"

"You see, Hermione. Since it's our last year here-" said George, talking about himself and Fred.

"-we wanted to make as much trouble as we could" continued Fred. I felt dread building up inside me. Where was this going?

"So we came up with a plan"

"A quite genious plan, if I can say so myself"

"We lied when we said that we'll make 95 more pranks for you"

"We've already made them"

"We've been planning this since the start of the summer"

"The original plan was to do the pranks ourselves-"

"-but I don't think mom would be very happy if we got expelled our last year"

"So we had to find someone else to do it for us, someone who was too smart to get in serious trouble" I stared at them, absolutely shocked as I realized what they were saying. Then I scoffed.

"You don't really expect me to actually join in on this ridiculous plan?" I asked.

"You already have"

"What do you mean?" I asked, feeling the dread building up again. I looked over at Ron and Harry, who both looked extremely guilty, but at the same time I could see they were struggling to hold in their laughter.

"We gave you that potion today so you would agree to do anything-"

"-and when you agreed to finish this list, you made a vow"

"Not consciously, but you did. There's no backing out now" finished George, grinning. I stared at them as realization hit me in the face.

"YOU'VE TRICKED ME!" I shrieked, hitting not only George and Fred, but Harry and Ron as well. "You've lied to me, plotted against me, poisoned me and now you're threatning me? I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU!" I continued like this for about three minutes before I realized that the boys were not going to take me seriously, they were too busy laughing their heads off. I took a deep breath, trying to calm myself down.

"So you planned our whole conversation at breakfast?" I asked, slightly surprised by the boys sneakiness.

"Yep, it was easy with the help of our two little associates" said George, nodding towards Ron and Harry. I glared at them, but neither saw this because both suddenly found the floor extremely interesting.

"But I don't understand. What kind of vow did I make? What if I just throw the paper away?" I asked, desperately looking for a way out of this, cursing myself for falling for the bait at breakfast, and being so easily poisoned. From now on, I would be on guard constantly.

"That's the thing though" smiled George.

"If you try to throw it away, it will only appear back again"

"We've made sure there's no way you can get rid of it"

"And for every time you try to get rid of it, or you try to give up-"

"-the list will notice and punish you for it"

"- for example by appearing in… uncomfortable places"

"or hexing you" finished Fred, grinning again. I stared at him, absolutely shocked, before hitting them for the third time.

"GODDAMNIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN, UNCOMFORTABLE PLACES? AND WHAT KIND OF HEXES?" I yelled, standing up and pacing back and forth. I couldn't believe they would do such a mean thing to me.

"Well, it will start with just appearing in your pocket-"

"-but it might evolve into you having to cough it up" admitted the twins. I glared at them.

"but the hexes aren't so bad-"

"-bat-bogey hex,"

"-horn growing hex,"

"-instant scalping hex,"

"-knee reversal hex,"

"STOP!" I interrupted, staring at them with my ugliest glare, which didn't seem to have the affect I had hoped for, because they started laughing again.

"I can't believe you would do such a thing to me!" I sighed, squeezing my eyes shut and pinching my nose bridge.

"It's not that bad! None of this will happen as long as you finish the list" said George, trying and failing to comfort me.

"No, none of this would've happened if you two could just leave me alone!" I barked. Harry and Ron exchanged uncertain looks as they saw how angry I was, but Fred and George showed no sign of regret, nor sympathy.

"'Mione, you need to relax more. It's just some pranks, it'll be good for you! We didn't just do this for ourselves-" I scoffed and rolled my eyes. "We did it for you too! It's not healthy, being such a goody two shoes. You need to loosen up. That will be our final achievement before we leave Hogwarts" finished Fred, smiling. I continued to glare at them, but now that he put it in this way, it didn't seem so bad. Maybe they had a point? No, what was I thinking? This was stupid and childish and even though I did not have any choice but to finish the list, I would not finish it voluntarily.

I sighed and grabbed the list that was on the table, but Fred took it back again.

"We don't want to overwhelm you" he said, smiling.

"We'll give you five more pranks, then when you've finished those you'll get another ten" said George taking the note I had gotten at breakfast before he added another five pranks and handing it to me. I took it, gave the boys a glare and headed for the girls dormitory. Or stormed is more specific. Trying to get control over my heartbeat, I breathed heavily and collapsed into my bed. Despite the fact that I was alone in a big room, I felt like I was being put up in a corner.

It was only half an hour later after punching the pillow and muttering all kind of curses before I finally managed to calm down. Sighing, I finally found the strength to read the five new pranks:

down of the floor outside of his classroom, and claim that you have fallen and you can't get up

mess up your potion is class

up posters and pictures of Gilderoy Lockhart on all the walls of Snape's office and use a Sticker charm.

polyjuicepotion to turn into Snape and walk around giving lots of points to Gryffindor students because "you've ironed your socks" or something else ridiculous

into his office and give him breakfast in bed

"Oh lord" I muttered under my breath. How on earth was I supposed to survive the next two years?

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