Disclaimer: I am sadly not J. K. Rowling, these are not my characters and so on

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"Do you have it?" asked Ron the second I sat down at the dinner table. "Is everything in order?"

"Yes, yes" I sighed. "It was surprisingly easy"

"Perfect. Here you go", said Harry, handing over his invisibility cloak under the table.

"Oh wow thank you" I said sarcastically as I stuffed the cloak into my bag. I was still quite grumpy. I'd had another nightmare that night. I shook my head and downed almost all the coffee at once.

"Cheer up, at least this time he won't know it is you" said Fred, smiling.

"Oh yes, because he won't suspect Gryffindor to be behind it at once, and I'm not going to be the only Gryffindor who is missing from the table" I retorted as I stood up.

"True" admitted George. "but he can't prove it is you, so you can't get in trouble for it" he smiled.

"Now go, before he gets here" urged Ron. I sighed in defeat as I ran out of the Great Hall, which was slightly difficult considering all the students who were on their way in.

I finally got out, and I quickly stepped behind one of the gargoyles. Making sure no one saw me; I flung on the cloak and grabbed the confetti ball in the bag.

The timing was perfect, because just as I used Wingardium Leviosa to make the confetti ball fly about five meters up, Snape stormed down the last staircase. Most of the students had found their seats.

"Perfect" I mumbled, and could almost not hide the grin on my face. Slightly ashamed over my own childishness, I drew out my wand again. Just when Snape set foot into the Great Hall, I muttered the spell, and the confetti ball exploded. Every head turned to the entrance, where confetti in all kinds of colors and shapes flew around, covering everyone in a five meters radius. Including Snape, off course, who had an absolutely disgusted look on his face as he brushed of the many confetti's that was covering him from head to toe. Laughter broke out in the hall as the students smiled at the confetti.

"Bloody ridiculous dunderheads" I heard Snape mutter as he used a spell, and all the confetti on him pealed of, before he stormed to his seat behind the teachers table. All the teachers were trying to remain from laughing, except from Dumbledore of course, who was smiling and chuckling lightly as he said something to Snape, who seemed to become an even darker shade. I grinned satisfied, before I walked out of the Great Hall, knowing it would be too suspicious to walk in and sit down now. As I headed for the Gryffindor commonroom, I did not notice how Snape was staring with flaring nostrils at the empty seat between Ron and Harry, who was laughing harder than any other students.

As I walked away, I felt my stomach churn uncomfortably. With that in mind, I still decided not to go to the kitchens, not wanting to disturb the house elves. Hoping that Harry would remember to bring me some food, I took of the cloak and said the password to the Fat Lady, before walking in, still with that stupid grin on my face.

Considering that I had some time on my hands, I decided it was best to start with the next prank immediately. Running up to the girl's dormitory, I started writing.

"Hermione?" asked Lavender. I jumped, as I had not noticed anyone entering. Lavender Brown was watching me with slight curiosity. "Ron wants you. He's downstairs" she said, her normally pretty face turning into one of jealousy and anger. I smiled slightly, grabbed the parchment and ran downstairs, only to find Ron, Harry, George and Fred waiting.

"'Mione, that was awesome!" exclaimed Harry, still smiling. Ron nodded and smiled too.

"Quite impressive" agreed George, nodding.

"Good, now we know how the confetti works. I still have three more" I said smiling, before handing them the parchment in my hand. "I used a simple spell to make it pink, and the strong perfume smell will not go away" I said, smiling proudly. The boy's snickered and George read aloud:

"Dearest Severus.

It might be breaking the school rules, but every moment without you is breaking my heart. I have seen with my inner Eye that we are two extraordinary people walking down paths, both wanting nothing more than to walk together as we experience the mysteries of life that is beyond our imaginations. Like two sides of a coin, we are one. I do not believe it was a coincidence that we met. It is our destiny, to walk through life together.

Meet me in the Divination classroom.

Your lover, Trelawney"

All the boys abrupted into laughter.

"'Mione, this is bloody brilliant!" exclaimed Ron.

"See? You're a natural pranker" said Fred, patting me on the back.

"And who do I have to thank for that?" said I, raising a brow at the twins who were both grinning. "Now, all we have to do is go to the owlery, and borrow one of the school owls to give the letter to Snape tomorrow" I said.

"Make sure he gets it at breakfast" grinned Harry "I want to see his face"

The rest of the day was almost like a blur. I was too tired to really think or care about what was going on around me. These nightmares were really catching up with me.

Hoping that I would finally get a good night's sleep, I put up the usual silencing spells, before I went to bed.

I had been wrong. I'd never had nightmares three nights in a row. They were also getting worse. As I sat by the breakfasttable, staring at the food in front of me, but not eating, I almost didn't notice the tenfold of owls that flew in threw the windows, dropping letters and packages to almost everyone, including Snape.

Snape stared at the owl, wondering what on earth it was doing as it stared at him. Sure it was not for him, he decided to ignore it and continued eating his boring breakfast. The owl, however, would not have any of that as it started biting Snape's hand.

"Bloody bird" Snape muttered as his hand started bleeding.

"I believe the owl has a letter for you, Severus" said McGonagall who sat next to Snape, watching amused. Snape frowned slightly, before rolling his eyes.

"You don't say?" retorted Snape, his voice dripping in sarcasm. He frowned at the owl. It was a school owl, that was clear, but who the hell would send letters to him?

"Maybe you should open it, Severus" said McGonagall, this time not able to hide a small smirk.

"Yes, thank you for your input" sneered Snape, but he did as she said and untied the letter from the owl's leg. As the bird flew away, he ripped open the letter. Later, he regretted that, as a wave of nauseous perfume smell which was way too strong hit him. With an emotionless expression, he started reading the disgustingly pink parchment. As he finished, he was absolutely infuriated. Who dared ridicule him like that? Who had the nerve to-

Oh, but he could think of one, or maybe even three. He looked over at the Gryffindor table and considered the Golden Trio. They were all laughing about something, making a rocket as usual, as they engorged themselves in the foods. None of them seemed to be paying any attention what so ever to Snape, but he knew better than to dismiss them. He knew how sneaky they could be, even though they weren't in Slytherin.

With eyes that shot lightning and hands shaking in rage, he waved his wand. The letter suddenly took fire, and burned until there was nothing left of it. Still, the strong smell of perfume seemed to hang in the air.

"Severus, what-"

"-perfume advertisement. The owl must have gotten confused, because it certainly wasn't for me" snarled Snape, before continuing his breakfast, not saying another word on the matter. but in his head, he was already planning ways to take his revenge.

"Snape's furious" whispered Fred as he grinned while taking careful glances to the Head table. "He even set fire to the letter!"

"Oh, Snape has no idea what he's in for" grinned Ron.

I had not yet forgotten number five on the list, but as moments passed and no one of my friends had coughed loudly (which was the signal that Snape lifted a spoon), I thought I was safe.

However, after only ten minutes, both Ron and Harry started coughing loudly, neither very convincing. I sighed, before I stood up, and stared at Snape and his spoon. Snape returned the stare, and I blushed as I realized many others were staring as well. I squealed almost as loudly as Ron does when he sees a spider, before I ran out of the Great Hall as quickly as I could. Snape stared at me, utterly confused. He then sighed, muttered something under his breath, and continued his breakfast.

As I got out of the door, I finally stopped running, and looked down at the parchment of pranks. Prank 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 were crossed out.

"95 to go" I muttered, before heading towards my first class.

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