Chapter 5: The Meaning of Life.
AN : Hey guys, I'm glad you like this crack fic. This chapter's about philosophy. Just kidding, it's about Lelouch's sex life.
To Guest : Well, I've thought of sending him to the Harry Potter universe, but not in this fanfic. Sounds like a good idea, now that i think about it, to send this Lelouch to the HP universe.
To Guest 2 : Well, it doesn't have to be a spin off. I can make Lelouch die and respawn at the same place. I'll think about it.
And, yeah, 'Your Past My Future' and 'Risks and Sacrifices' from Slavok have put some influence on me. In fact, I wanted Lelouch and Mao to be buddies in God's Reward but it had already been done and I wasn't that experienced at the time, so, yeah...
Lelouch's mind was elsewhere for a moment. Since a few minutes a question bothered him. 'What is the meaning of life?' He thought, ready for some philosophy. 'I mean, in my first life I had acted for the greater good, I had changed the World for the better and instead of gaining the eternal peace I get stuck into an infinite time loop. Is it because of the Geass I cast on the Gods or is it because someone, somewhere, had judged that my actions would forbid me to enter C's World?'
"Is immortality a reward or a curse?" Lelouch asked aloud.
He didn't expect an answer, though.
"Mmh Mhhnt Mho."
Lelouch lowered his eyes, and looked at the girl who was sucking his cock.
"Have you said something important?" He asked.
They were in a public bathroom of the Academy. Lelouch was sitting in the toilet window, his pants down. The person who was pleasuring Lelouch Jr. was a light purple haired schoolgirl.
She shook her head, Lelouch's joy stick still in her mouth.
"Then keep up in your Holy Task." Lelouch ordered.
It took 15 minutes for Lelouch to release his royal semen to the wannabe consort.
'At least physical pleasure has still some effects after all this time.' He thought with all the joy he could get. 'In two thousand years, that's probably the only conventional thing that I still like.'
"Thank you …" He couldn't remember her name. "Uhm…"
The girl covered by millions of potential royal heirs waiting for the sacred struggle for life looked a bit annoyed, but was still happy to have pleasured the alpha male of the Academy.
"Name's Sophie." Sophie said, taking some paper from the toilet roll in order to clean her face from Lelouch's home-made fresh cream. "Sophie Wood."
"Good." Lelouch said while standing up and pulling his pants back. "Stay discreet about this and once I'll shine in society, I'll help you." He winked. "And remember: Give me a blow job and I'll give you a good job."
Lelouch was walking in a corridor of Ashford Academy. This Academy was known to be prestigious, and most of the top-ranking graduates would take part of the elite's society. That was probably why Lelouch was so popular with the ladies, because he was so smart and charismatic that he would make a good CEO or something similar. But in his first life, Lelouch remembered that he didn't care about his popularity at high school, and that was because he had a dark and mysterious secret, something that kept him away from being an ordinary student…
Well, it was just because Lelouch was born a Prince, so he didn't really care about the attention he obtained, since he could have so much more and didn't even want to go back to his caring family in order to gain what the people truly wanted:
Happiness? Lelouch truly believed happiness to be the answer, but it was long ago, in his two first lives.
No, what the people truly wanted was to be rich, famous, popular with the ladies, powerful, rich, they also wanted an appeased conscience and obedient minions. Well, the middle class of course, because the aristocracy had already all of those. There was no real meaning of life for an aristocrat, so they were supposed to be cultivated and try to change Britannia from within because they already had what everyone was seeking for by birth. Well, the nobles weren't really an example of altruism.
If Lelouch wanted not to have scruples not being a masked messiah for the greater good, he just had to spend a day on the Tokyo Settlement, and observe the Britannians like if they were some kind of weird animals in a zoo.
But Lelouch didn't have any scruples.
Of course, in his second life, and in his third, he had feared that he would lose his altruism, his good intentions, but after two thousand years he didn't really care. How was he able to find a good reason to be altruistic if everything he did was being erased after his death? What was the message Fate, God, C's World or whoever omniscient being responsible for this wanted to give to him? After all these years, Lelouch found the beginning of an answer:
The Gods were telling him that he shouldn't have been an altruistic person; he should've been selfish from the very start.
"Hey Lulu!" Milly's voice snapped his metaphysical reflections. She seemed to be amused at something at the time-traveller's sight.
"Hey Milly." Lelouch replied with his best fake smile. "What's going on?"
His hot blonde friend had been Lelouch's wife in a few different universes, mostly when he stayed at home as a Prince. The two teens were the shining example of success at the Academy, and since Lelouch was expected to become an exemplary Emperor, he needed an exemplary Empress.
And since Schneizel was homosexual -or worse, didn't have any desire-, Cornelia was a castrating military woman and Odysseus was like the others, insipid, society was shouting at Lelouch to ascend to the throne and to marry Milly. Well, it was just that Milly was one of the few to be both bearable and socially acceptable for an Empress. And he would prove himself to be altruistic by saving a friend from being forced to marry an old aristocrat. Or worse, a mad scientist.
"Did you think about the thing we discussed yesterday?" She asked, totally oblivious of Lelouch's thoughts at the moment.
Lelouch blinked. "The thing."
To his point of view, yesterday was 2015 years before. Lelouch knew that his memory was great, but it was not that great.
Milly nodded seriously. "Yeah, the thing. Don't tell me you have forgotten!"
Lelouch shrugged. "Hey! Nobody's perfect."
She sighed. "Whatever. We'll see this in the next student council session." Suddenly, in Milly's face grew a more devilish smile, a smile she was famous for. "What were you doing in the bathroom for more than 20 minutes?" Then she lowered her voice and approached him to whisper in his ear. "They said Sophie had gotten out of the male's bathroom five minutes before you."
It seemed like the beginning of one of her dirty blackmail. But Lelouch knew how to defuse it.
"Hey, even a charming Prince has to relieve his stress sometimes." He said casually. "Same goes for the student council President, if you know what I mean."
Milly digested Lelouch's improbable words rather oddly. Then, she put her hands to the Vice-President's shoulders and declared. "I'm proud of you. It looks like we are on the same wavelength, you and I."
She eyed the surrounding to check if the corridor was empty. It indeed was empty.
"Was that a proposition?" She asked with an amused tone.
"Maybe." He replied, trying his best to hide his blatant bored tone.
Milly licked her lips and touched Lelouch's chest teasingly. Lelouch Jr. was waking up quickly, ready for action.
Then she shook her head. "Sorry, but no. You are way too scrawny for my standards."
Lelouch Jr. was now upset to have been awakened for nothing.
Its owner shrugged. "Oh, well. It's not too bad."
Then, a good idea came (if nothing else) to his mind. "You know what?" Lelouch asked to her hierarchical superior. "I'll make some body building. I swear, Milly, one day, I'll be muscular enough to satisfy your standards! Because, right now, that's definitely the most important thing I have to do in my life."
With these words full of wisdom, Lelouch left.
After all, today, Lelouch had a few billions lives to save.
He entered the student council meeting room and, as expected, found the person he was looking for.
"Hey Nina."
