Chapter 21: Surprise Motherf**ker!
AN : And i'm back on this fiction too :D took me a long time to find the motivation to write this one... btw new chapter of this story, and another chapter coming soon I hope.
Lelouch entered his room. He had grown up since his last resurrection as a young kid. Physically, he was okay, and ready for action.
"OH, YES, C.C, HARDER!"
The green haired witch stood there, next to his bed, wearing a black strap-on and thrusting another woman. It was Marianne, Lelouch's mother.
When he entered the place, C.C stopped thrusting her and stared at Lelouch, along with his mother.
"Hello, sweatheart!" Marianne chirped happily.
"Had a good day?" C.C asked boringly.
"Yeah." Lelouch replied while approaching the duo. "Today I played basketball with Mao."
C.C made a step backwards and somehow disappeared from his sight.
So Lelouch took her place and unzipped his pants. Marianne lay naked in front of him, panting and covered of sweat. She was on her back, with her legs spread in the air, begging to be fucked.
"Have you considered doing the Ragnarok connection yourself?" Marianne asked seductively to her son.
Lelouch shrugged, then grabbed her mother's legs with his hands.
"Yeah, I'm going to put my sword of Akasha in your World of C right now."
Then he plunged his cock into the very hole he first saw the World's lights.
He thrust 1, 2, 10, 20 times, each 3 or five poundings were punctuated by a sarcastic comment from her mom, such as "you fuck better than Charles" or "Your lack of morals is so exciting, sweetheart." Or even "It's been too much time you didn't fuck anyone that you'd even screw your own mommy."
Tired of these incestuous jokes, Lelouch retired his penis from his mom's vagina and put it in her other hole. Then he thrust harder.
"Shut up." He said. "You're not even funny, go buy yourself a sense of humor."
Marianne shut up. Lelouch was quite the authoritarian type of ruler.
He pounded his mom's ass for a couple of minutes. Lelouch was starting to be bored when he felt a couple of hands touching his bum cheeks.
Lelouch turned his head. It was C.C.
She stood just beside him, her hands spreading his butt cheeks. She still wore that black strap-on that seemed awfully large.
Then she spoke, oddly with a black man's voice.
"Surprise, Motherfucker."
Then she plunged her sword of Akasha into Lelouch's World of C.
Lelouch opened his eyes. He turned his head to the right and saw clouds, blue sea and a steel wing through the window. He turned his head to the left and saw his 6-year old sister sleeping. Or maybe she wasn't sleeping, with her eyes always closed and all, it was sometimes hard to make a difference. No, she was probably sleeping.
'Again with those weird dreams.' Lelouch thought boringly.
Suddenly a blonde stewardess approached the royal siblings and said with a polite smile. "Your highness, we will soon begin our descent to Tokyo."
Lelouch stared at the blonde woman, cursing god for not giving him an older body, then replied politely with a charming smile. Needless to say, the stewardess was charmed. Ah, seducing the commoners had always been the cheapest of ways to ascend to power. And to get a good shag.
Just when he was thinking on how the Britannian middle class was the least annoying one, Nunnally woke up and the plane descended.
The ride from the airport to the Kururugi mansion was uneventful, except perhaps with the Japanese ambassador's constant babbling about the Japanese traditions and customs and Lelouch's (or rather Schneizel's) bodyguards peeking at the (not so) young prince laptop trying to figure out what he was doing. Lelouch was only writing random stuff in Lithuanian, but they would never know that.
The mansion was 200 miles away from the airport, which annoyed the bodyguards greatly but Lelouch didn't seem to care. For him, a three hours trip in a limo was as boring as a battle against Schneizel. It was the same thing in fact, to go from point A to point B. The only difference was that, in that case, Lelouch would be the one driving and would cause a few casualties in the process.
Only a few.
It was 6 PM when the limo stopped in the Kururugi shrine, and Lelouch was amazed by the punctuality of the Japanese people.
Well, 'amazed' was an overstatement.
They got out of the car, and Lelouch ordered his bodyguards to carry Nunnally into the long stairs. Lelouch didn't remember much about his first life, but he knew "logically" that he had to carry Nunnally himself.
'So that's what staying in the royal family means.' Lelouch thought sarcastically. 'You don't have to carry your sister yourself. Great. All hail Britannia.'
Lelouch climbed the never-ending stairs, explaining to his sister that no, Japan was not a kingdom.
He stopped climbing when he climbed the last step, obviously, and finally "met" Genbu Kururugi and his family.
"It is an honor to meet you, Prime Minister Kururugi." Lelouch said politely.
"Welcome to Japan, Prince Lelouch." Genbu replied abruptly.
The old Kirihara was there, staring at the young prince with interest. Kaguya was doing the same thing, basically, probably with other things in mind than the old businessman.
They would soon become Lelouch's plaything.
After the presentations had been made, Lelouch had been invited to enter the mansion. Then, a small incident occurred.
"Your shoes!" Genbu snapped, not to Lelouch, but to the bodyguards that followed him. Lelouch, of course, had taken the precaution to remove his shoes before entering and it had been silently appreciated.
Bodyguard number A gritted his teeth in annoyance. "You impudent…" Despite that he was a No-Name bodyguard and Kururugi a man of State, the random pawn was thinking himself to be superior because he was Britannian.
A simple mistake of judgment.
"Your. Shoes." Lelouch said in a very slow, threatening manner.
The bodyguards gulped and obeyed the Prince orders.
This time, needless to say, the Prince and the Princess wouldn't live in an old shack in the garden.
After a few hours, when Lelouch had finished settling his sister in their room, when he had finished outsmarting Suzaku Jr and made him understand that, no, he had no time to play at whose country was the biggest dick since Britannia definitely got the palm, the young Prince went to the living room, where he would take tea with Kirihara.
And, oh, surprise, Kirihara wasn't alone.
A pretty cute maid was serving the tea to Lelouch, the old man and his guest. When she passed next to him, Lelouch winked at her which made her blush.
Ah, his natural charm didn't fade with youth.
"As I said, one of my acquaintances sent me your resume and I believe you can be a real asset to our country…" Kirihara said to his guest, a brown-skinned woman in white blouse.
He stopped talking when he saw the young prince, and greeted him silently.
Lelouch saluted him politely. "Kirihara-dono."
He turned to the young lady and extended his hand. "Nice to meet you in person, Miss Chawla."
Rakshata dropped her smoke pipe in hearing that boy's name.
"You are…"
"…The little brat of the other day, yes." Lelouch said with a grin. He put his suitcase on the table and opened it, revealing a laptop.
Rakshata rubbed her temples just when Lelouch sat next to her.
"So, let me guess, you arranged that meeting didn't you?" She asked casually.
Lelouch nodded. "Yes, I knew you wouldn't work with Britannia if Lloyd was around, and considering the timing I was sure you'd answer an offer from Japan."
Kirihara frowned. "I thought Lord Gottwald wanted me to arrange a meeting between you two, but it seems you already know each other."
Rakshata opened her mouth to retort, but Lelouch spoke first. "Actually we only talked on the phone once. But it's better to talk business in person."
Rakshata snorted. "And why is a brat caring about business?"
Kirihara listened to the conversation silently.
Lelouch rolled his eyes. "This brat is the head of the vi Britannia line, let on his own on a foreign land that will most likely be invaded."
"What?!" Kirihara snapped in surprise. "Watch yourself, boy."
Lelouch stared at him dumbly. "There is no way Britannia won't invade Japan. It is an imperialistic country and you posses 75% of the Sakuradite."
Rakshata sighed. "Sakuradite is just useful for electronic devices…"
"Besides, if Britannia makes such a move," Kirihara said, "the European Union and The Chinese Federation will intervene, and they will not win against such a coalition."
Lelouch shook his head and turned on his laptop. "You miss a variable in your equation. Why do you think I set up a meeting between a brilliant robotic engineer and an influent CEO working with the Japanese Ministry of Defense?"
They both narrowed their eyes. "What do you mean?" Kirihara asked.
"Have you heard about Knightmare frames?" The young prince asked.
"Machines that help Britannia in extracting materials and constructing building over the ruins of their colonies?" Kirihara asked.
Lelouch stared at Rakshata, who stared back at him, and she understood.
"They will have another purpose, isn't it?" She asked with a hint of interest.
Lelouch nodded. "Yup."
Then he opened a file on his laptop, revealing a blueprint.
"I present you the fourth Generation Knightmare Frame, Glasgow, which will be used in military combat."
It was a blessing Kirihara wasn't drinking his tea at that time.
"Oh come on." Lelouch rolled his eyes. "Don't tell me you're so surprised."
Kirihara regained his composure. "I predicted that they would one day be used in war, but I didn't know they had already developed it."
"They will use the Glasgows to invade Japan." Lelouch said calmly. "And it would be such a fast invasion that none of the other superpowers will have neither the time, nor the motivation to intervene."
"Which is why Japan needs his own Knightmare Frame before Britannia attacks." Rakshata said, finally understanding why she was here.
"Exactly." Lelouch nodded.
"But, you're going to betray your homeland." Kirihara said to Lelouch.
He shrugged. "No." Then he took one of his most convincing death glares. "Why? Because Britannia betrayed me first, by killing my mother and crippling my sister. I hold no love or sympathy for my tyrant of father. Do you think I'd come back in Japan before the invasion?" He asked rhetorically, leaving them unable to answer. "No, it'd raise suspicions; they want it to be a surprise attack."
There was a moment of silence.
Kirihara closed his eyes. "Alright. You are more than a frightened kid, so I believe that you have a plan. We will follow it."
Lelouch internally smirked. 'It's much more fun without Geass!'
