Hey everyone, sorry I haven't bin updating this story due to me being distracted and school and such, i hope this chapter is worth the wait...
*After the fight with Papyrus you have become friends with him and you are now off to his house for the date
Ed: "LETS DATE!"
Eddy: "Ed are you gay?"
Edd: "Gentlemen this is not a date, well for us at-least..."
Edd then turns over to Frisk, they seem Bothered by something
Will You?
*Ask What is wrong *Keep going
Edd: "Frisk you seem bothered by something are you ok?"
Frisk: "guys can we talk?"
Ed: "ok!"
*Frisk takes a deep breath and is ready for his/her confession
Frisk: "you know I've never met you guys in any of the routs, this is rather new to me... Really..."
Eddy: "Route? What the heck is a Route?"
Frisk: "I'll get there in a moment Eddy... so you guys know how Double D Died when we were fighting Toriel right? And how he came back to life?"
Edd: "Yes we do and DEATH BY FIRE IS A TRAGIC EXPERIENCE! THEY SAY YOU BETTER HOPE THE SMOKE SUFFOCATES YOU QUICKLY, BECAUSE IT'S SO PAINFUL! GOD...GEE... WHY!
Frisk:"...Yeah... he came to life due to a reset, but when I reset this time to finally get my happy ending, you guys came along, and well, I'm not sure what happens now... now Eddy getting to your question the 3 main routes are Pacifist, Genocide, and Neutral I just finished neutral so we're on the true pacifist run right now..."
Ed: "so Double D's not a zombie?"
Frisk: "No Ed..."
Ed: "Oh few I was afraid I was freaking out..."
*you keep on walking till you see Papyrus he waves at you telling you to come over...
*you walk on over, with everyone starting a chat now at once
*Out of desperation to get this over with, you try to open the front door.
Papyrus: "WOW EDDY, YOU REALLY WANT TO GO ON THIS DATE WITH ME THAT YOUR TRYING TO GET INTO MY HOUSE...THAT'S REALLY WEIRD!"
*You stare at Papyrus and say... Eddy: "WELL IN EVERY VIDEO FRIGGING GAME YOU GO INTO A PERSON'S HOUSE AND THERE ALL READY THERE PAPYRUS, SO HEY, LETS GET THIS GOD DANG DATE OVER WITH!"
Frisk. Act. Talk
*you ask Papyrus if you can go on your date...
Papyrus: "WOW you must really be eager to go on this date! But I should take you to somewhere I like to spend all of my time!
*you follow Papyrus
Ed: "ARE WE GOING TO GRILLBY'S?"
Papyrus: "EW NO ED!"
Edd: "Are we going to the library?"
Papyrus: "YOU MEAN THE LYBRARBY? NO DOUBLE D!"
Eddy: "are we going to your house...?"
Papyrus: "No we're going too... MY HOUSE!"
*You Hit your face in frustration. Of corse...
*You enter Papyrus' house, it's nice and clean... sort of...
Edd: "Why it looks like there's a bunch of sticky notes on here hmm 'Sans pick up your sock' 'Ok' 'Sans pick it up' 'Ok' 'Sans you moved it 2 inches bring it back to your room!' 'Ok' 'and DON'T bring it BACK' 'Ok' It's still here!' 'Didn't you tell me NOT to bring it back?' 'Oh forget it...'... reminds me of how I communicate with my parents..."
*you decide to sit on the couch... it's very torn up, you sit down and it makes a clanking noise! you investigate the noise.
Eddy: "30 BUCKS! SWEET WERE GONNA BE RICH!"
*you take the cash.
*You walk over to the counter...
Frisk: "a rock! it's covered in, sprinkles...? Sans...
*You walk into the kitchen to throw your Monster Candy wrapper in the trash, but Papyrus follows you...
Papyrus: AH YOU HAVE DISCOVERED THE TRASH CAN ED... YOU CAN VISIT IT ANY TIME YOU LIKE!
Ed:... OK PAPPY!
*you see the very high sink top it's very umm, high...
Papyrus: OH ED I SEE YOU HAVE DISCOVERED THE SINK, I HAVE IT REALLY HIGH UP SO I CAN FIT MY ATTACKS AND THE PRESENT BONES I GIVE TO MY FRIENDS IN THERE, THOUGH I DON'T GIVE OUT MANY BONES... WHY DON'T YOU SEE FOR YOUR SELF!
*you open the cupboard and a DOG appears in it
Ed: WHAT THE!?
Papyrus: WHY IS THERE A DOG IN MY HOUSE?
*suddenly the dog runs off with the bone in his mouth
Papyrus: AFTER THAT MEDDLING CANINE!
*you chase after the Dog... but he escapes through the front door, that RAT!
Papyrus: RATS!
*Suddenly Sans comes out of his room and blows his trombone, where'd he get it from?
Papyrus: SANS!
Sans: What?
Papyrus: STOP PLAGUING MY LIFE WITH INCIDENTAL MUSIC!
Sans: You gonna tell that to Toby Fox?
Papyrus: I KNOW THERE'S TOBY FOX IN THIS STORY, NOW WILL YOU JUST GET OUT OF HERE?
Sans: Alright! Fine! Gees!
*you then tell Papyrus you are ready for your date and you head up to his room to start.
Papyrus: WOW that went badly...
Eddy: Went great for me I found 30 frigging bucks!
Frisk: let's just start with the Date...
*Date START
Papyrus: ok so I snagged a dating rule book from the library, and to be honest I've never done this before so... here we go! Step one press C to start
*You press C
Papyrus: Step 2 ask the person if you want to go on a date! well I think you did, SO YES I THE GREAT PAPYRUS SHALL GO ON THIS DATE! so step 3 wear nice clothing to show you care...
Frisk: oh boy here it comes!
Edd: what's coming?
Papyrus: Wait a second... that Old Cow Boy hat... That Manly Bandanna... that Faded Ribbon... and that Stained Apron... YOU 4 ARE WEARING CLOTHING RIGHT NOW! COULD IT BE, YOU WANTED TO DATE ME FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!?
Eddy: Not real-
Ed: YES WE HAVE!
*Edd has just face-palmed due to his friend's stupidity...
Papyrus: Oh no... YOUR DATING POWER!
*Papyrus looks stressed as a blue date meter shows up, up on over his head and has increased!
Papyrus: Neh, I Papyrus have NEVER bin beaten at dating, NOR I SHALL EVER BE, you see I can wear clothing too, for you see, I HAVE AN OUTFIT UNDER MY REGULAR CLOTHES JUST IN CASE SOMEONE JUST SO HAPPENS TO ASK ME OUT ON A DATE!
Edd: oh how... original!
*Papyrus quickly changes into his dating clothes
Papyrus: WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Frisk and Ed: LOVE IT!
*The meter increases
Papyrus: *GASP* WELL you do not comprehend the true power of this outfit, THERE FOR YOUR COMPLEMENT IS INVALID!
Eddy: oh no what a... what's the word I'm looking for?
Edd: tragedy?
Eddy: yeah that...
Papyrus: "For you see I HAVE A SURPRISE HIDDEN SOME WERE IN MY CLOTHES, I dare you to try and find it!"
Edd: "o-oh my, oh my good lord..."
*You then see Ed thinking very hard, and you start to see what he's looking at and you finally get it!
Eddy: IT'S HIDDEN UNDER YOUR HAT!
Papyrus: My hat? My hat... MY HAT! NEH HEH HEH!
*Suddenly Papyrus lifts up his hat revealing a present under it!
Papyrus: WELL WHY DON'T YOU OPEN IT!?
*you open the present and you wounder what it is...
Papyrus: WELL DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
Edd: I think so...
Papyrus: IT'S SPAGHETTI! If uhh, if that's what you're thinking... WELL WHY DON'T YOU TRY IT?
Eddy: *sigh* alright lets do this...
*you take a bite of the spaghetti, you clench your stomach and fall to your knees, then to you fall face forward, But out of utter Justice to make the cinnamon roll happy, you manged a smile and put your thumb up, Papyrus seems happy!
Papyrus: WHAT A PLEASANT EXPRESSION!... Oh no...
*The meter then increased one more time breaking the box. THE WHOLE SCREEN TURNED WHITE!
Papyrus: humans... I see now that... you are madly in love with me... I thought because you flirted with me... I had to take you on a date...
*the screen turns back to normal...
papyrus: "I, I have now left you 4 stuck in a swirling whirlpool of love for me, I thought if I took you on a date our friendship would blossom forward, but at last I do not feel the same, romantically, I mean, I TRIED VERY HARD! But I realized you can find better, well not really, but instead of being lovers I can handle for second best!"
Eddy: "GOOD I'm more in to chicks any ways, I'm NOT looking forward to becoming gay... INTERNET!"
Ed: "Sempai why...?"
Edd: "few..."
Frisk: "That was fun!"
Papyrus: "BY THE WAY HERE'S MY PHONE NUMBER YOU CAN CALL ME ANY TIME YOU LIKE! PLATONIC I mean."
*you stare at the number, and looking at the last 4 digits of the number it states BONE it's very strange... you exit out of Papyrus and Sans' home to head to the next area and you find 3 monsters there, the place has a theme of spring.
Ed: "Whoa what's that?"
Fish Monster Boy: "That's an Echo Flower, It repeats what you say, over and over!"
Ed: "Oh, HELLO MY NAME IS ED!"
*You wait for the echo flower
Echo Flower: "HELLO MY NAME IS ED!"
Ed: "cool!"
*you look at were you are, it's amassing how much water is here! suddenly a Monster Child runs up to you, they have no arms, but they look like a dinosaur, and have a sweater on quite simmer to yours but different none the less...
*YOU HAVE MET MONSTER KID
Monster Kid: "YO! are you here to see her too?"
Edd: "Her? Who's her?"
Monster Kid: "You don't know who she IS? UNDYNE THE CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD! like the coolest Monster on EARTH!"
Edd: "never herd of her..."
Monster Kid: "well dude I'll let you know something, if you're a human, dude I'd be shaking every night knowing Undyne was going to hunt me down!"
*you gulp in fear, who knows how much of a psycho this person is!
Monster Kid: "Don't worry she wont harm a human or monster, unless you're a bad guy, so you'll be fine!"
Edd: "oh thank goodness..."
*you see sans and decide to walk over and talk to him
Eddy: "hey Sans 'sup?"
Sans: "'ey Eddy! Bet you didn't know I had more than 1 job huh? Well the more jobs, the more legally required breaks... So how was that date with Papyrus?"
Eddy: "ugh that spaghetti was gross... I think I got an eternal stomach cramp..."
Sans: "hey give the guy a break... it wasn't bad for this batch, heck maybe next year he'll be able to make something edible."
Eddy: "heh got that right"
Sans: "say you look hungry wanna go to Grillby's"
Eddy: "uhh sure let me just ask the guys if they wanna come..."
*you go and ask your friends if they're hungry, they say no and that they ate already, I guess you're going alone... You walk back to Sans, you can't wait for grub...
Eddy: they said no, not really.
Sans: "welp sucks for them, follow me I know a short cut..."
Eddy: "but wait aren't we going in the opposite direction of- WHAAA-?"
*suddenly a flash of blue light appears and you are in a weird place with Sans... there are a bunch of 1's and o's
Eddy: "Sans where-where ARE we?"
Sans: "the matrix bucko it's how I get to my sentries quickly, but while we're here you might want to hold on to my hand it's easy to get lost here..."
Eddy: "fine..."
*you hold Sans' had, is this what a bone really feels like? you then walk to an open portal, it looks like a bar or restaurant, you then appear right in Grillby's that was quick
Sans: come on kiddo...
*Sans lets go of your hand and walks on over to his seat.
Doggo: "Sans is weird he shows up here with out me seeing him, it freaks me out..."
Eddy: "But you can't see things that aren't moving..."
Doggo: "Say kid, you look like a young boy I was facing back at my sentry, in fact you look almost the same, except you're wearing a cowboy hat and a vest..."
Dogamy: "oh dont worry about ol' him, he's only 55 i'm afraid he's loosing it"
Dogaressa: "But he is quite the Dog at poker"
*Greater Dog looks at you like he wants you to pet him... Again.
Eddy: "hey what's that dog doing over there?"
Dogamy: "that's Lesser Dog, Greater Dog's Brother, we found him in snowdin forest with a very, VERY long neck like someone pet him, he also likes to play Poker!"
Eddy: "By him self? He looks like he's loosing..."
Sans: "Hey kiddo if you're done talking to the Dogs you coming over for grub? Or what?"
Eddy: "Oh right!"
*you sit down while a whopie cushion farts...
Sans: "oh yeah careful some weirdos like to put whopie cushions on the seats sometimes... So what do you want?"
Eddy: "I'll go for the burger, I guess"
Sans: "alright! GRILLBY double order of the burg please!"
Grillby:"...alright..."
Sans: "so Eddy, what do you think of my brother?"
Eddy: "he's kind of cool!"
Sans: "yeah you'd be cool if you wore THAT outfit every day, well at least he washes it, and by that I mean he wears it in the shower"
Eddy: "BWA HA HA HAAAAAA! OH MY GOD THAT GUY IS JUST LIKE ED! Only he doesn't shower..."
*suddenly Grillby comes in with your burgers
Sans: "hey kid, you want ketchup with your burger?"
Eddy: "nah, there's some on my burger already."
Sans: "oh welp more for me!"
*suddenly sans drinks the entire bottle of ketchup! Gross!"
Sans: "hey kid can we talk?"
Eddy: "Sure I guess..."
Sans: "Hey Grillby we need the spot light and the place darkened, OK?"
*You see Grillby turn on a spotlight and then turn off the lights...
Sans: "So... have you ever herd of a... talking... flower?"
*You nod thinking about your encounter with flowey...
Sans: "so you know all about it... the Echo Flower... well, Paps told me somethin' ... weird, the other day he said sometimes a flower would appear out of no where and give him flattery, advice, encouragement, predictions... all that kind of stuff, I'm thinking' someone's using an Echo Flower to play a prank on him!"
Eddy; "Gees and I thought Ed was gullible."
*Suddenly The lights turn back on!
Sans: "welp that was a long break hey kid can you fit the bill? it's only 50000 G"
Eddy: "WHAAAAT?"
Sans: "Just Kidding, Grillby put it on my tab! Come on kid lets go."
Eddy: "few... coming..."
*you and Sans then teleport back to the water fall you're glad your friends are still there.
Edd: "so how was lunch?"
Eddy: "it was alright I just figured out how much Sans' like my older brother, except a LOT nicer"
Edd: "well that's good what did you order?"
Frisk: "It doesn't matter what Eddy ordered we got a barrier to break so LETS GO!"
*you walk on through the water falls it then begins to darken
Papyrus: "H-Hello Undyne, I have come to you with my daily report regarding those humans I called you about earlier."
Undyne: "did you fight them?"
Papyrus: "Well y-yes I fought them VALIANTLY!"
Undyne: "Did you CAPTURE them?"
Papyrus: "Well... N-No but I tried very hard to-"
Undyne: "Hmmm looks like I'm going to have to RIP THERE SOULS OUT MY SELF FUH HUH HUUH!"
Papyrus: "B-BUT UNDYNE YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT BECAUSE... B-Because..."
Undyne: "Because WHAT Papyrus?"
Papyrus: "N-Never mind Undyne... I understand what you have to do...I will support you in anyway I can"
*... YOU HAVE MET UNDYNE
Eddy: "Come on guys lets get going before that chick KILLS US!"
Undyne: "HUH?"
*UNDYNE acts like she has herd something, she looks at you, and summons her spear waiting till you come out..."
Undyne: "yeah that's what I thought..."
*Undyne the disappears into the shadows and goes away what a tense... You walk out of the bushes and find a save point.
Monster Kid: "YO did you see the way she was STARING AT YOU GUYS?"
Eddy: "Yeah we did and she was FRIGGING CRAZY!"
Monster Kid: "YO I am SO jealous well lets keep going we might just see her again!"
Frisk: "Wait you didn't here what Eddy said? Oh never mind..."
*You are filled with dread... BUT you stay Determined, Brave, Full of Justice, and Kind
