"You speak portuguese?"
"No."
Harry looked at Draco with inquisitive eyes. He knew more than he was willing to let on.
"SHUUUUT UP HARRY! My parents are rich and yours are dead!" Harry stepped out into the mist that surrounded the venue of his terminated nuptial. He sank to his knees, and all was still. Slowly he raised two clenched fists into the air,
"CURSE YOU HILARY BAILEY" his lungs threatened to burst as they pushed the air through his vocal chords to form the words that stung like the blast that killed his parents... and the razor blade Draco was preparing to use on his arm. Draco looked up from what he was about to do,
"Wasn't it Voldemort who killed your parents?"
"Yes."
"Then who is Hilary Bailey?"
"She broke my mouse pad." his voice seethed, and his nostrils flared.
"I-I... I didn't know" He turned his head in shame, the only thing that could give him comfort now was knowing that he was in the presence of his raven haired love.
A red herring flew down and plucked the blade from Draco's hand, preventing him from continuing his act.
Ron presently burst into flames.
"Shit, my wedding." Harry mumbled as Ron proceeded to beat his feather head on a garden gnome. Draco heard his love's voiced thoughts and turned to stare him in the eye,
"Don't worry love, you have me now."
Harry's heart felt as if it was about to burst into a quatrillion different particles that were each as strong as the blast that killed his parents. He leaned in for a kiss and felt the soft lips of his soul mate caressing his.
Harry could feel something pecking at his arm, he tried to shake it off and continue on his love making. The pecking was becoming more and more insistent, and he could feel his love drifting away.
"Haaarrryyy..." Draco seemed to call.
All at once the pecking became unbearable. He opened his eyes to find a red herring attacking his arm. Harry bolted upright and vanished the bird away.
Wait a second, he opened his eyes!?
"Hey Harry, sleep alright?" Hermione and Ron appeared to be playing chess at his bedside.
Harry blinked his emerald eyes at them once.
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profanity, and you may want this:
freetranslation, or babel fish you pick:)
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