Harry was lavishly furious as he stormed down the hallways lustily thrusting into random passers-by. "My love has eluded me once more!" he proclaimed, gazing around furiously. "My whole life has been a char-ahhhde of reveries dangling in front of my imaginatory vision-senses, only fleeting dream-moments par-ahhhhding past said visionary senses like so many majestic magenta elephants... jiminy jeepers!! How I long for my amourous lover!!!" As these words escaped his lips, he spied his silver-locked love-muffin-drug, so many drugs.... or none at all???? Was this magnificent majestic magnesium -filled ragamuffin truly his? Is that what he wanted, a boy who constantly deserted him night after night? No!!!!

Harry was mad. He was wrathful with anger. He stalked towards his prey like a cheetah on HGH and Wheaties. He crouched into leaping position, and sprung skillfully in the direction of his anger's subject. "NIPPLES -- I MEAN DRACO!!!!" He verbally excreted. "I AM ANGRY AND WRATHFUL AND SOOOOOO ROYALLY PEEEEEEEEEE'D OFF!!" Draco whipped his graceful head (not penis head, SICKOOOO) around in shock and also confusion, questioning Harry's sanity once more. "I am questioning your sanity once more, Potter" He sneeringly spat with with so much venom and velocity it could have been the venemous velocitous blast that KIIILLLLEDD HARRRY'SSS PAREENTSSSSSSSSS DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!

Harry thrust Draco lustily up against the wall. In one swift motion, he ripped the plunging v of Draco's v neck even lower. It suddenly plummeted downwards into the abyss of nipple exposure. "Hey nipples, I like your v neck. It's so deep I can almost see your penis from here." Harry spake unto Draco and Draco bequeathed unto Harry the words which he had to utter and they were such as this "umm my mom got them at Speller's (ZELLER'S REFERENCE!!!!!!!), ummmm I guess she ummmm got the wrong one I asked for regular v neck and she got extra deep!!!! What're you doing? Why are you thrusting ever so lustily at me and exposing my nipples for the world to see? We are sworn enemies, not sworn thruster-nipple friends!" Draco dispelled, as the remnants of his tattered v neck wafted in the gentle breeze of Harry's heavy panting. "NO" Harry panted heavily. "THIS IS ANOTHER SEXY DREAM! You aren't real! Soon I'll wake up sexually unsatisfied, without any loving at all except the unwanted kind from my creepy fiery bird-friend! You are not going to get away from me this time, you fiddly-bumsucker!" He slammed Draco against the wall one last time to emphasize his point. "You sissy fish-slapper!" He removed Draco's torso garment hastily. "You nasty jogging son of a jogger! " Harry unbuttoned Draco's tight, tight pants. "I hate joggers," He (Harry Potter) added (OR MINUSED?!?!?!?!?!) under his breath as he solicitously and ever so saucily snapped the waistband of Draco's tighty whiteys. He salivaciously and savagely attacked Draco's mouth region with his own.

Draco was worried and also confused. What was this thing that was happening? Why was his enemy playing with his waistBAND and his heartSTRING and his mindSTRINGBAND and soulDRAWSTRING? Did Draco enjoy the caressing of his spirit by this no good angered teenybopper? Before Draco knew it he was leaning towards his ravenous raven-haired BF-to-be for more lovin'. But before he could accomplish his goal, Crabbe had finally recovered from the shock and little bit of throwing up in his mouth (and a little bit MORE of JIZZING in his PANTS) he had experienced to save Draco from the perceived dangers he saw by knocking Harry out. Harry collapsed daintily to the ground in a shroud of milky unconsciousness. He slipped into DREAM SEQUENCE MODE BEGINS NOW

Harry was floating through space and time, with so many coloured lights all around him. "Where am I?" He inquired. A bird-like apparition floated past him, singing, "Hatchachachachachachachacha!" and flailing spastically. Then he heard a faint latino hissing noise from behind him "Hello, amigo. It'sssssss me, your old pal David Bowie the Brazssssilian Python. Remember when you freed me in the first book of your adventures? I have returned to pay you back for the favour in the form of a freaky apparition. Am I scaring you, Harry? am I freasssssking you out? Do you know where sssssssssssyou are, Harry? Outer space. You're in space, man.

Lissssssssssssssssssten, I have some advissssssssce for you. Number one: Get an eyepatch, maybe even two. Wear 'em criss-crossed, you'll knock Draco dead. Two: That wasn't a dream, Harry. You were awake the whole time, and damn near gave Draco an H.J. in the G.H. Lastly, don't be afraid to do something absolutely wild." "You- you mean that was real? Everything I did in the Great Hall wasn't a dream? NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "It's alright, Harry. Draco loved it. This is the freaky dream. If you follow my advice you'll be on the town like a red velvet cadillac." "What?" Harry reacted vivaciously. "Draco loves me back?? But, David Bowie, isn't that a little bit -- G-A-Y?" "Gay, for a boy to want to have it in the butt with you? No, I don't think so. Were his nipples showing, Harry?" "Well, yeah." "Just as I thought. No, that's not gay. It's absolutely fine." "Phew! Thanks for the help, David Bowie the Brazilian Python!" "You're welcome, Harry. I'll be on my way now. I just want you to remember when you wake up all my advice." "Bye bye David Bowie the Brazilian Python!!!" "Bye, Harry!" Harry grinned profusely as Nipples the Clown floated past his Field of View.

CHAPTER SUMMARY:

hey nipples

drug party!!

end up doing sexy things

up against wall

mad at draco

hatchachachachahatcacacachaa birdfriend!!!

rips v neckk

draco is embarassed by v neck

i can almost see your peeeeeniiiiiisssss!! Is there a vol

Hey nipples -- I mean Spensurr, Is that a voldemort on your penis? 'Cause I can almost see it through your v-neck!!

david bowie brazilian snake in his dreams and nipples the clown

t shirt for spencer

CHAPTER SNEAK PREVIEW:

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druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugs!!!!!

lightning bolt peeeeniiiiiiiiiisssss

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Author's Note: Sorry for the wait for the chapter, but my braille keyboard was broken and my dog can only type 40 wpm, it's really slow going getting these words up here!