A/N: A big thanks to my guy friend for bringing this up: Heihachi Mishima is the Japanese face of KFC. Man I love that LOL! Oh and the little incident that hapened to Lil i here is inspired by one of the best scenes from one of my favorite movies, High School Musical 3. Anyways, here's the third chappy of Tekken The Musical. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken or any of the characters that will appear here. Nor do own the idea that Wacky Mr. Mishima is the Japanese face of KFC. The idea was thought up by my guy bud, whom I'd like to call hatsuyakanzaki. He came up with the name of Mr. Mishima's resto and this chappy does have my randomness. So call this our parody of the famous resto. Hope ya likey!
Tekken The Musical
Chapter 3: HHFC (Hachi's Happy Fried Chicken)
Later that day, the guys went to get a snack at thier favorite restaurant, HHFC. They were greeted by the rather too-enthusiastic owner.
"WELCOME TO HACHI'S HAPPY FRIED CHICKEN!!!!" Heihachi said, compressing the four boys into a tight hug. "HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!!
"WE COULD IF WE COULD BREATHE!!!!" Hwoarang answered.
"Oh sorry, boys!" Hachi said, freeing them from his tight hold. "Run along now. Enjoy!" The guys did just that, trying thier best to smile back at Wacky Mr. Mishima. And they sat down in thier table.
"There she is, boys!" Steve said happily, staring at the young blonde sitting at the table across from them."Isn't she a beauty?"
"You gonna talk to her, man?" Hwoarang asked.
"Yup! You bet I am!" Steve said proudly.
"Feeling really confident today huh?" Forrest asked.
"Yup! I'm gonna dazzle her with my snow white pits!"
"Good luck with that..." Jin said. The tone in the Japanese boy's voice said that was a bad idea. But Steve was just too confident to care.
Before the guys could say anything else, he rushed towards Lili, who was enjoying a tall hot fudge sundae.
"Hey there, Pretty Lili!" She saw a hand on her table. She looked up and saw a blonde man smiling strangely at her.
"Um, hello." She said, trying not to sound too freaked out."I don't believe we've met. You are?"
"I am Steve! Steve Fox! You like my snow white pits?" He took off his shirt and raised his arms in the air, with no other care in the world.
"He's got snow white pits! Snow white pits!" The guys sang from thier table across the room.
"Hm? Ya likey?" Steve asked Lili, edging closer to her, all the while his arms were still raised. He didn't seem to notice the frightened look on her face. Then..
"JAAAACK!!!" Lili shouted. And all of a sudden, Jack-5 appeared behind Steve and grabbed him. He carried Steve away, throwing him tinto the nearest trash bin.
Steve got out and went back to his table with the guys.
"Didn't go well, huh bud?" Hwoarang asked.
"Yeah. But that ain't gonna stop me!" Steve said in a tone of determination.
"And what would you Happy Boys like for today?" a very familiar voice asked. The boys looked up and...
"MUM?!' Steve exclaimed, recognizing the blonde waitress attending to them."What are you doing here!? And...why are you wearing Pretty Lili's dress!?"
Nina shook her head."Silly boy. Isn't it obvious? This is the official HHFC waitress uniform!"
She and the boys turned to see Lili's companion, Lee Chaolan staring with his tongue out like a drooling dog at thier waitress Christiie, and then about to reach for her nearly-exposed womanly bumps. Christie, with a disgusted look, smacked Lee on the face with the menu he returned to her earliier on.
"Thats gotta hurt." Forrest commented casually.
"Oooh yeah." Jin agreed.
"But why work here, Ms. Steve's Mom?" Hwoarang asked.
Nina smirked. "Mr. Hachi Happy Boy is offering us major moolah for us to work here. And frankly, I can't resist. And...I want my little boy to be proud of me."
"Oh mum!" Steve said, embarassed."Quit it!"
"Stevie's a Mama's Boy..." the guys sang out, teasing thier comrade.
"QUIT IT!" Steve said loudly.
"Stevie!" Nina said in an authorative tone. "Thats not nice!"
The young blonde man hung his head shamesfully and pouted."Sorry, mummy."
"Ladies and gentlemen!" one of the staff memebers said loudly through a mic, standing atop a stage at the end of the room. "Please, lets all welcome, the pride of HHFC, Ms. Lili Rochefort!" The staff guy jumped off the stage and landed on his face. The royal red curtains slid open and revealed Lili standing there proudly with a mic in hand.
"OH YES!!!" Steve said happily, clearly turned on.
Then music bagan to play. Lili smiled and began to sing a la Madonna with six men in tuxedoes.
Some boys kiss me
Some boys hug me
I think they're okay
If they don't give me proper credit
I just walk away
Hwoarang, Jin, Forrest and Nina struggled to keep the overly-aroused Steve from going up the stage and making himself look like a goof, holding him by the shirt collar as he tried to run to Lili like an overly-aroused dog with his tongue out. He broke free and and ran up the stage.
'Cause we are living
In a material world
And I am a Material Girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a Material Girl
Lili didn't even notice him when he was there ogglng at her. Either that, or she was ignoring him. She just continued on with her performance until all of a sudden, the lights went off. Everyone in the building looked around in shock and confusion, especially Lili.
Then, with fast-paced rhythm, the lights flashed on and off and went back on. Then suddenly, from the left stage door, out jumped Steve, wearing big black shades and a red baseball cap, and dressed in a big green scarf, grey jacket, grunge-style torn pants and white sneakers. With very bad disco moves, he started singing and making his way towards Liil and hugging her in front of everyone. She struggled with all her might to free herself.
For so long
You and me were finding each other
For so long
And the feeling that I feel for you is
More than strong, girl, take it from me
If you give a little than you're askin' for
Your love will turn the key...
When the chorus came in, Steve already cornered her on the right side of the stage. He grabbed her by the waist.
I, if I stay here without you girl
I'll probably die..
"Ah-choo!" The scent of his wretched perfume made her sneeze in his face. But Steve didn't mind at all.
I'll do anthing to be...
"Ewww..." Lili said, turning away from him.
Your everything....
Steve smiled as he let go of her. Lili just glared at him and ran off, jumping off the stage.
"Are you ok, Little Lili?" Lee asked as she walked past him.
"Lets just go!" Lili said in a very annoyed tone, dragging her companion by the shirt collar. The stage was left with no performer . And then...
"OH YES!!!" Wacky Mr. Heihachi said happily."NOW IS MY CHANCE!!!" He jumped onto the stage, sporting an Elvis costume. With a mic at hand, he started grooving, with very bad disco moves, singing his favorite song.
You think I'd lay down and die
Oh no not I!
I will survive! Oh as long as
I know how to love
I know I'll feel alive!
I got all my life to live
I got all my love to give
I'll survive! I will sur-
A cane extended from the left side of the stage and grabbed Wacky Mr. Mishima by the neck. That was the end of his" performance".
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
