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Summary: April Fools!
April Fools Chapter
LeFou sighed to himself, careful not to let Gaston hear him.
The hunter was in one of his moods, and it was up to his best friend to cheer him up, before someone said the wrong thing and the entire village had to deal with a Gaston-sized outburst. They still hadn't completely recovered from the last one, and LeFou still cringed just thinking about it.
But how to do it?
He had sung 'Gaston' just the other day, and he hadn't found anyone willing to practice the choreography for a new song. Still… "Gaston, I have a surprise for you."
No matter how withering the glare, just having Gaston's full attention focused on him was enough to make LeFou's heart skip a beat. "If you absolutely must."
LeFou cleared his throat, taking his place centre-stage. "Ne-"
The door burst open to reveal trinkets and knick-knacks that moved and sang of their own accord. Somehow, no-one seemed surprised or scared of them.
Belle, the bane of LeFou's existence ever since Gaston decided to take her lack of fawning as a challenge, waltzed - literally - through the other door with a huge beast. LeFou decided to take seemingly insane old men more seriously in the future.
Completely ignoring the townsfolk, Belle and her monster seemed oblivious to everything around them as they serenaded each other. "Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down!"
The candelabra and a feather-duster mirrored their waltz on a table, looking far more passionate than household items had any right to be. "Never gonna roll around and desert you."
The rest of the living objects, including a teapot with attitude, formed a chorus line. "Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye…"
Throwing his hands up in exasperation, LeFou stalked out of the tavern toward his own house, leaving Gaston to stare in disbelief at the antics. Maybe tomorrow everything would be back to normal, or at least seem slightly less absurd.
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A/N: Sorry this is up late, but I had a three-hour drive back from the ACT, then a shift at work where I was on the go non-stop, and finally got home around midnight.
I'm working on a real chapter, and it should be up soon.
