Yesterday night, Sasuke had made sure his new alarm worked. He tested it about eight times before he was convinced that it would wake him up on time the next morning. And it did. He ate breakfast, took a shower, put on some real clothes and threw away ones he had on yesterday in the fireplace. It had been the most horrible day of his life.
He was thirty minutes early, so he sat down on his couch and watched TV. His brother came out of the kitchen with a cup of coffee in hand.
"Huh. So you do know how to dress yourself, otouto. I thought I was going to have to teach you all over again." Itachi smirked when his brother tried glaring at him. Unfortunately for Sasuke, he was an Uchiha too, and so completely immune to said glares.
"Fuck you."
"I'd rather not." Sasuke's glare intensified and any normal person would've gotten as far away as possible. Of course Itachi wasn't a normal person, he didn't even flinch at his little brother's look.
He sat down next to Sasuke and looked at the time.
"You're early."
"Hn…"
"Doesn't surprise me, I bet you'll wake earlier from now on."
Sasuke groaned; Itachi was never going to let him live it down.
"Sasuke, as much as I love annoying you, you better go or you'll be late. Again."
"Yeah, yeah. I'm leaving"
The youngest Uchiha got up and got his school bag. He checked if he had everything – including his lunch – and left.
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"Oi, who's that?"
"He's so hot…"
"Look at him!"
"Go ask his name!"
"What?! No."
Normally, whispers and comments about his good looks annoyed Sasuke. Although today, he was actually glad to hear them. He preferred this than being laughed at.
"Sasuke!"
The raven turned his head to see a certain blond boy running towards him. He blushed when he remembered the events of the day before. Who the hell did something like what he did to a stranger?!
He suddenly felt arms wrap around his waist.
"Hey, there sexy. Come here often?"
Sasuke felt his eye twitch and as an answer to Naruto's question, he elbowed him in the stomach. Naruto stumbled backwards and coughed a little, he then proceeded to glare at him.
"What the hell bastard? You hit me!"
"Hn. At least I don't go harassing people I don't know."
"I didn't harass you! I was just messing with you! Look, sorry, I didn't know it bothered you. I do things like that often and nobody has cared before."
'As if someone would care´
"Look dobe, I'm not other people. So leave me alone."
"Did… did you just call me an idiot?"
"Yes, dobe, I did."
It was Naruto's eye's turn to twitch.
"TEME!"
"Hn"
Sasuke heard a growl before he was thrown onto the ground, an apparently very mad blond hovering over him.
"You don't even know me, asshole! What right do you have to insult me?!"
"Get off –!"
He wasn't able to finish – a fist connected with his cheek. As a reflex he threw his own punch, hitting Naruto directly in the mouth. He could see blood pouring form the blond's broken lip.
"Shit!"
The raven felt another hit, this time coming close to his eye. With his knee, he pushed Naruto off him, pinning him to the ground.
"Let go teme!"
"You started it, dobe!"
They kept wrestling on the ground. A crowd had formed around the two, watching the fight in fascination. It wasn't often that someone fought with Naruto, him being one of the strongest guys in school. They were surprised to see that Sasuke didn't have much trouble returning Naruto's hits, both boys were pretty much even and it was more of a battle of wills at this point.
"THAT'S ENOUGH! BOTH OF YOU!" they heard a voice, but it did nothing to stop them.
Suddenly, they felt arms grab them, successfully separating them from each other.
"That's enough you two! You'll get in trouble if you keep fighting."
Naruto finally broke his hard gaze away from Sasuke's to see Kiba and Shikamaru holding the other teen. He looked back and saw Gaara and Neji holding him.
"Ok, let go." The blond then realized that it was Sakura who had told them to stop. "And if you two start fighting again, I'll make sure you stay in a hospital for at least a week."
Kiba and Shikamaru let go of Sasuke, while Gaara and Neji let go of Naruto.
"Aww, you should've let them! It's rare to see a fight here!" The raven turned to look at who had talked, the voice sounding familiar. His rage multiplied by two when he saw the two jocks he had seen yesterday. The two saw the glare Sasuke was sporting and looked around to see to who it was directed to. They gulped when they realized it was intended for them.
They shrank back in fear when Sasuke started walking towards them, a murderous gaze plastered on his face. If this guy had fought with Naruto and only gotten away with a few punches, it was a bad idea to mess with him. The raven was now standing in front of the two, and even though they were taller than him and seemingly stronger, it was him who looked most dangerous.
Sasuke grabbed the two by the collar of his shirt.
"You."
"Y-yes?"
"If you ever call me four eyes again, touch me or even look at me, you'll be seeing hell as a nice place."
The two guys looked at Sasuke in confusion, not quite understanding why he was threatening them. They had never even seen the guy before, so how could they have called four-eyes…?
Naruto watched as Sasuke bore holes in their heads with his glare. He smirked and took the glasses of someone near him. Said glasses resembled Sasuke's from yesterday.
"I'll give them back in a minute."
He walked over to where Sasuke was and put the glasses on him. Sasuke jumped a little when he felt something on his face. He let go of the boy he was holding and took off the glasses the blond had put on him and shoved them in the other's hand.
But Naruto just smirking. Sasuke felt heavy stares on him and looked around. Everybody had stopped talking and was now staring at him, shock and bewilderment present in their features.
"What?"
Naruto motioned the specs in hand, grinning like an idiot.
The raven raised an eyebrow, when realization hit him. Of course they didn't recognize him. He had put on his glasses yesterday.
"Y-you… you're the guy from yesterday! B-but… you were…"
"Hn. You're lucky I didn't want to get in trouble yesterday."
He turned and looked at the jocks.
"Or you'd be in your graves right now."
Both boys swallowed loudly.
Sasuke looked away and sauntered over to where his backpack was. He hung it loosely on his shoulder and head for class when he heard the bell rang. The students woke up from their moment of shock and head for class themselves.
"Oi, Naruto. What happened? You normally don't get into fights like that." Kiba put his hand on the blonde's shoulder.
"I was just messing with the guy, you know, acting like my usual self." His friends rolled their eyes, no wonder the guy had snapped. "And then he starts calling me a dobe like it's the most normal thing in the world. No one has ever called me that, except for you Sakura. The bastard didn't seem to dislike it yesterday, and I couldn't help it. I mean, I haven't seen someone that hot in a long time. But seriously, he just started insulting and he didn't even know me. So I got annoyed and it wasn't like I was going to start a fight, just wanted to show him not to mess with me and, fuck, he's stronger than he looks!"
The blond kept on rambling and Sakura, Gaara, Neji, Shikamaru and Kiba acted like they were listening, but not really doing so.
"But you know… He's interesting."
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"U-um, w-well I… wa-was wondering… wi-will you go out w-with me…?"
Sasuke looked at the girl that had prevented him from going into the cafeteria. She was blushing all the way to her ears and she could barely meet his gaze. Sasuke sighed.
"No."
She looked up at him.
"O-oh… Alright, sorry to disturb you." She ran to her friends, who patted her in back trying to comfort her.
It's not that the girl wasn't good-looking; he just wasn't interested in a relationship with a girl right now. He was bi, but his preferences of gender changed from time to time and at the moment, he was more interested in guys.
"Oh, nice going teme, you made the poor girl cry."
Sasuke didn't need to look to know who was talking to him.
"What do you want?"
"Nothing, I was just going to eat. But then I saw you breaking the girl's heart."
"Shut up."
Sasuke pushed the door of the cafeteria open and walked in.
"Wanna sit with us?"
The raven watched Naruto with uncertainty. They had gotten into a fight earlier today, he had called him an idiot, and yet, he was asking him to sit with him? Weird guy…
"Hn"
"I'll take that as a yes. C'mon!"
He grabbed Sasuke by the wrist and pulled him to his table.
"Hey guys!"
"Hm? You brought Sasuke."
"Yup. He'll be sitting with us from now on."
Wait a minute, he hadn't agreed to sit here every day.
"Move over Kiba, I want him to sit beside me."
"No way! After this morning, I can't trust you near him."
"Move, Kiba. I promise I won't start a fight again."
Kiba glanced at Sasuke.
"What?"
"He said he wouldn't start anything. Now it's your turn."
The Uchiha rolled his eyes.
"Fine. I won't start anything either."
Pleased, Kiba moved over.
"Alright, now the introductions"
Naruto pointed at each person sitting at the table while he said their name.
"Chouji, Hinata, Ino, Kiba, Sakura, Shikamaru and Shino"
"Uchiha Sasuke, nice to meet you."
Their eyes widened.
"…Uchiha?"
OMG who is it!
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