A/N: Okay, I'm adding the scenes from the movie that I missed before, so this may not turn out to be EXACTLY like the movie, but I'm trying. Once I get those done, hopefully the story will carry on as planned, I just hope you all enjoy! Thank you to all the people who put this story in their favorites or on alert, it means a lot to me. Review!!

Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own twilight, miss congeniality, or the characters from said book/movie(s).

Chapter Three

BPOV

I reluctantly packed my bags, thinking about this. I hadn't been given any information about this case as of yet, but I planned to change that. This afternoon, after Cullen had informed me that I was, in fact, participating in this case, I found out when my "professional" was going to meet with me. I already hate this.

I walked into the bar, sat down, and sighed, ordering a huge plate of fries. "Hey! I need a pint!" I told the bartender. He looked at me, shaking his head, and handed it over. "Here you go..." it sounded like a warning.

"Thanks," I grumbled, and dug into a ben and jerrys ice cream carton. But the taste was soon ruined by a very unfortunate event. Just as I took my first bite, Cullen and some blonde bimbo walked on in. "Hart?! I didn't expect to see you here!" I shrugged, and tried not to hurl as I ate more ice cream. I prayed desperately that he would just leave, bi to my dismay, I felt a hand clap onto my shoulder. A hand I was about to break, before I was turned in my seat. Damn stupid bar stools! "Lauren, this is Gracie, a fellow FBI agent of mine." I gave a fake, toothy, ice cream-filled smile, and the bimbo's smile faltered somewhat. "Um Gwashie, hu?" I tried to introduce myself with ice cream in my mouth, but it didn't work out too well, in fact, the only thing I managed to accomplish was to gross out Cullen's date even more than she already was. She gave me a grimace, not really bothering to hide her disgust.
Then she asked him a really weird question. "Eddie, can I just talk to ... her, for one teensy weensy second?" she made hand gestures, obviously trying to accentuate whatever it was she was saying, but failing miserably at it. He started to object, but she stepped in front of him, turned to me, and asked, "So, Gracie, I was, um wondering, do all the women in your department have to wear those god ugly shoes?" I stopped eating and glared at her, but after a few seconds, I realized that she was being serious. I looked down, and gave her another overly-fake smile. "Umm, well, actually..." Too bad Cullen saw what was coming, and interrupted me before I could say any sort of rude remark.
"No, that's only Gracie, um, Lauren honey, I think we should leave now." he said bluntly, glaring at me behind her back. Obliviously, she agreed, and as they left, I laughed sarcastically, "Have fun at the mall with Barbie!" And continued to eat my ice cream without really tasting it.

Next Day(Day of Departure For Show, Five hours before plane leaves)

BPOV

I was working out at the FBI training center thing, taking out all my anger on a punching dummy, when Edward came up behind the dummy, and said, what are you doing? You should be getting ready to meet for lunch with the professional makeover person, thing."
I shrugged, and went on punching. Unfortunately, my attempt to make the annoying man leave failed miserably. "Stop working out, and go get ready!" He insisted. I laughed. "How about no?" I threw another punch, aimed mostly on Cullen's perfect little face. "Hey!" he grunted., grabbing my wrist as he stepped around the dummy. "Listen to me" I twisted his arm, ignoring his complaints, until he fought back. A crowd was starting to gather around us, the bleachers were starting to fill up. I faintly heard the three techies betting on who would win.
"I say Cullen wins." one argued, before Mike stepped in and said, "Nah, 20 bucks the girl wins." This challenge only made me fight harder, and soon, me and Cullen somehow ended up on the floor, trying to choke each other, jokingly, of course.(yeah, right)
"Give it up Swan, we both know who's gonna win," Cullen gasped as We both let go and scrambled to our feet. "yeah, me!" I shot back, but before I could even plan out my next move, I was on my back, against the cold mat. I then realized he wasn't only talking about the fight we were partaking in right at the moment, but also the stupid case I was still uninformed about. I sighed, breathing heavily, as sweat poured down my face and body. "Do I have to wear the bathing suit?" I asked, grasping at straws. "Yeah, you have to wear the bathing suit." he smirked insolently at me. I nodded. "Okay!" I said, my voice merely a whisper of air. Then I did a leg sweep, and brought him right down with me. "Fine. You win." he laughed. "Finally!" I rolled my eyes and sighed.

What had I done?

A/N: Hey everybody! Remember to review, and I'll make chapter five extra long for you all! I love you all!

Next Chapter will be the lunch and the flight. I'll try to get it up as soon as possible(HEEHEE- That's what she said!)(sorry, couldn't resist)

Peace to all my GNOMIES!!!

-Norah the Poet