"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 223: Peter on Ed, Edd n Eddy
"You know what really grinds my gears? That cartoon known as Ed, Edd n Eddy. You know what I'm talking about. It was a cartoon that came out the same year mine did. Yes, I am breaking the fourth wall, and I am not apologizing for it. Anyway, the cartoon is f***ing nuts as it is. Except there's one little problem. Which one's named Ed? Is it the guy with the one eyebrow or the guy with the black latex condom on his head? Somebody help me the hell out here. I swear, I can't tell the difference which "Ed" is which between the tall guy and the medium sized guy. I do know for a fact that the short guy's name is Eddy, which I can tell because he appears on the right side of the show's title screen. Speaking of which, the whole entire plot of the show is them trying to get some money for jawbreakers. That's like literally in every episode. Talk about a frickin' waste of money, ain't it? Those kids should be saving their money for such bigger things, like a car, house or pretty much any game system that's out right now. Why frickin' jawbreakers? Those can break your frickin' teeth! And don't ever get me started about those kids that are on that show. You got Ed's bratty bitch of a sister, you got that sisters friend that's so wimpy my daughter Meg can literally kick his ass, you got a kid that's got a giant-ass head with a piece of wood as his friend, you have a blonde-haired slut, you got a blue-haired guy that talks a lot of gibberish and you got some stupidheaded bike-riding douchebag with a big giant chin. And did I forget to mention that there are a pair of sisters living in a trailer park that literally wants to bang those three Eds themselves? For goodness sakes, they're only minors! That's just basically child pornography. And that's what grinds my gears."
Welp, that's definitely Ed Edd n Eddy in an entire nutshell. LOL
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