An ambulance

Medic #1: [looking at Fang's ECG] Oh noez! He's fibrillating! Get teh paddelz! NOW!!1!1

Medic #2: Here ya go. [Hands Medic #1 shock paddles]

Medic #1: Clear! [Starts bringing paddles together]

Max: [Rushes Medic #1, knocking paddles from his hand] NOO!!! He's supposed to be like that!

Ambulance: [drives onto hospital property... then breaks down.]

Driver: Aw, flubbergaskets. Ambulance broke.

Max: I blame the taxpayers.

Narrator: [Comes up in front with wrench in mouth] I like juice.

All: YOU!!!!

[Color bars]

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Hospital - Front desk

Nurse: Names?

Max: Max Ride. Just Max. And this is my brother, uh, Steve.

Fang: Steve!?

Max: No, wait. He's Nick. Not Steve.

Nurse: Do your parents know about this?

Max: They're, um, religion people... Uh, missionaries?

Nurse: Okay. Can I see some ID?

Max: Angel?

Nurse: I mean, follow me. [Max and Angel exchange high fives]

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Hostpital - Waiting room

Max: [thinking] Oh no. They're gonna see the wings and then...

Doctor: [opens door] Max, uh, Ride, is it?

Max: Just Max, bub.

Doctor: Of course. Now, I have questions.

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Hospital - Fang's room

Doctor: [Listens to Fang with stethoscope] What's the air for... Wait a minute! You're bird kids, aren't you?

Max: [sulking] Yes.

Doctor: Someone called about you. What was his name? Arthur? Arnold? Earl? Oh, yeah. His name was Ari. Said something about a horse's mouth.

Max: GRRR!!! ERASERS! I HATE THEM!! [Thrashes around room, knocking stuff over]

Doctor: Calm down, calm down. He needs a donation.

Max: I'm gonna be dead. If it's not heartbreak, it'll be from termination.

Doctor: What?

Max: Nothing. Let me donate.

Doctor: Okay... [Starts plunging needle]

Max: OW!!!

Doctor: What?

Max: Nothing.

Doctor: Okay. [Tries again]

Narrator: OW!

Doctor: What?

Max: That wasn't me.

Doctor: Then who is it?

Narrator: Yo.

Max: Was that you?

Narrator: Maybe.

Max: Get outta here.

Doctor: That guy's a moron.

Max: I know.

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Hospital - Waiting room

Max: No flock... no flock... no flock...

Other people: Hey cool! A bird kid! YAY! [Crowd around Max]

Max: Oh noes! [Runs into hallway, straight into a nurse]

Nurse: They're in room seven.

Max: Thanks.

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Hospital - Room 7

Max: Hi, guys.

Flock: MAX!

Agent #1: Yo.

Agent #2: We're with the FBI.

Agent #3: I like juice.

Narrator: I like juice.

Agent #3: That's my line!

Narrator: I don't care.

Agent #1: Eat up.

Max: No.

Agent #2: Look. I'm going to contaminate Angel's fork with my cheese!

Max: Oh, yeah? You're not spies for the School?

Agent #1: No clue what you're talking about. Anyways, we gotz f00dz for you, and then you guyz gotta come with us and answer some questions.

Max: Sounds fine.

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Angel's interrogation

Agent 1: What's your name?

Angel: Ariel. Can I go now?

Narrator: I'm a weasel person!!!

Agent 1: ???

Angel: ???

Agent 1: Get rid of that idiot and it's a deal.

Angel: [mischievous grin] Yay.

Narrator: [gulp]

Gazzy's interrogation

Agent 2: What's your name?

Gazzy: Captain Terror.

Agent 2: Captain Terror?

Gazzy: Yeah.

Agent 2: So, can you tell us what this picture is?

Gazzy: Yeah. [in Dean's voice] Okay, time to go!

Agent 2: Just a minute!

Gazzy: [farts]

Narrator: [does chicken dance] I'm unconscious! I'm--

Gazzy: [kicks Narrator]

Agent 2: [waving air away] Coming!

Iggy's interrogation

Agent 3: How did you get blind?

Iggy: I don't know.

Agent 3: Good enough for me.

Nudge's interrogation

Nudge: BLAH BLAH BLAH CHEEZBERGERZ BLAH BLAH KRYSTAL BLAH BLAH QUEEN BLAH BLAH BLAH --

Sarah: Uh huh. A bit of advice: Lay off the Nerds Ropes.

Nudge: Aww, man. I liekz my werdz.

Sarah: Have you been to California?

Nudge: No.

Max's interrogation

Max: Okay. Let's get this over with.

Dean: Okay. Do you know Beb Jedalcher?

Max: Who?

Dean: Darn Spoonerisms. Do you know Jeb Batchelder?

Max: [goes pale] Yes... I mean, No.

Dean: Whatever. Have you been to Rocolada?

Max: Sounds Hawaiian or something.

Dean: Never mind. My tongue's acting nuffy today. Dismissed.

Max: Hey Angel! That's MY muffin!

Total: But it's so yummy!

Anne: I like juice.

Max: [aside] 4 to 2 in favor of "Yikes".

Dean: Not so fast! [Takes off his costume to reveal...]

Narrator: [singsong voice] Guess who...?

Max: RUN!! [Tries to run but Anne stops her]

Anne: Not so fast! [Takes off her costume to reveal...]

Jeb: Yo.

Max: Yikes!

Narrator: Not so fast! [Takes off his costume to reveal...]

Ari: I'm still hungry.

Max: Okay, this is weird.

Anne: Yo.

Max: Are you in a costume again?

Anne: Maybe.

Max: Whatev.