An ambulance
Medic #1: [looking at Fang's ECG] Oh noez! He's fibrillating! Get teh paddelz! NOW!!1!1
Medic #2: Here ya go. [Hands Medic #1 shock paddles]
Medic #1: Clear! [Starts bringing paddles together]
Max: [Rushes Medic #1, knocking paddles from his hand] NOO!!! He's supposed to be like that!
Ambulance: [drives onto hospital property... then breaks down.]
Driver: Aw, flubbergaskets. Ambulance broke.
Max: I blame the taxpayers.
Narrator: [Comes up in front with wrench in mouth] I like juice.
All: YOU!!!!
[Color bars]
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Hospital - Front desk
Nurse: Names?
Max: Max Ride. Just Max. And this is my brother, uh, Steve.
Fang: Steve!?
Max: No, wait. He's Nick. Not Steve.
Nurse: Do your parents know about this?
Max: They're, um, religion people... Uh, missionaries?
Nurse: Okay. Can I see some ID?
Max: Angel?
Nurse: I mean, follow me. [Max and Angel exchange high fives]
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Hostpital - Waiting room
Max: [thinking] Oh no. They're gonna see the wings and then...
Doctor: [opens door] Max, uh, Ride, is it?
Max: Just Max, bub.
Doctor: Of course. Now, I have questions.
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Hospital - Fang's room
Doctor: [Listens to Fang with stethoscope] What's the air for... Wait a minute! You're bird kids, aren't you?
Max: [sulking] Yes.
Doctor: Someone called about you. What was his name? Arthur? Arnold? Earl? Oh, yeah. His name was Ari. Said something about a horse's mouth.
Max: GRRR!!! ERASERS! I HATE THEM!! [Thrashes around room, knocking stuff over]
Doctor: Calm down, calm down. He needs a donation.
Max: I'm gonna be dead. If it's not heartbreak, it'll be from termination.
Doctor: What?
Max: Nothing. Let me donate.
Doctor: Okay... [Starts plunging needle]
Max: OW!!!
Doctor: What?
Max: Nothing.
Doctor: Okay. [Tries again]
Narrator: OW!
Doctor: What?
Max: That wasn't me.
Doctor: Then who is it?
Narrator: Yo.
Max: Was that you?
Narrator: Maybe.
Max: Get outta here.
Doctor: That guy's a moron.
Max: I know.
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Hospital - Waiting room
Max: No flock... no flock... no flock...
Other people: Hey cool! A bird kid! YAY! [Crowd around Max]
Max: Oh noes! [Runs into hallway, straight into a nurse]
Nurse: They're in room seven.
Max: Thanks.
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Hospital - Room 7
Max: Hi, guys.
Flock: MAX!
Agent #1: Yo.
Agent #2: We're with the FBI.
Agent #3: I like juice.
Narrator: I like juice.
Agent #3: That's my line!
Narrator: I don't care.
Agent #1: Eat up.
Max: No.
Agent #2: Look. I'm going to contaminate Angel's fork with my cheese!
Max: Oh, yeah? You're not spies for the School?
Agent #1: No clue what you're talking about. Anyways, we gotz f00dz for you, and then you guyz gotta come with us and answer some questions.
Max: Sounds fine.
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Angel's interrogation
Agent 1: What's your name?
Angel: Ariel. Can I go now?
Narrator: I'm a weasel person!!!
Agent 1: ???
Angel: ???
Agent 1: Get rid of that idiot and it's a deal.
Angel: [mischievous grin] Yay.
Narrator: [gulp]
Gazzy's interrogation
Agent 2: What's your name?
Gazzy: Captain Terror.
Agent 2: Captain Terror?
Gazzy: Yeah.
Agent 2: So, can you tell us what this picture is?
Gazzy: Yeah. [in Dean's voice] Okay, time to go!
Agent 2: Just a minute!
Gazzy: [farts]
Narrator: [does chicken dance] I'm unconscious! I'm--
Gazzy: [kicks Narrator]
Agent 2: [waving air away] Coming!
Iggy's interrogation
Agent 3: How did you get blind?
Iggy: I don't know.
Agent 3: Good enough for me.
Nudge's interrogation
Nudge: BLAH BLAH BLAH CHEEZBERGERZ BLAH BLAH KRYSTAL BLAH BLAH QUEEN BLAH BLAH BLAH --
Sarah: Uh huh. A bit of advice: Lay off the Nerds Ropes.
Nudge: Aww, man. I liekz my werdz.
Sarah: Have you been to California?
Nudge: No.
Max's interrogation
Max: Okay. Let's get this over with.
Dean: Okay. Do you know Beb Jedalcher?
Max: Who?
Dean: Darn Spoonerisms. Do you know Jeb Batchelder?
Max: [goes pale] Yes... I mean, No.
Dean: Whatever. Have you been to Rocolada?
Max: Sounds Hawaiian or something.
Dean: Never mind. My tongue's acting nuffy today. Dismissed.
Max: Hey Angel! That's MY muffin!
Total: But it's so yummy!
Anne: I like juice.
Max: [aside] 4 to 2 in favor of "Yikes".
Dean: Not so fast! [Takes off his costume to reveal...]
Narrator: [singsong voice] Guess who...?
Max: RUN!! [Tries to run but Anne stops her]
Anne: Not so fast! [Takes off her costume to reveal...]
Jeb: Yo.
Max: Yikes!
Narrator: Not so fast! [Takes off his costume to reveal...]
Ari: I'm still hungry.
Max: Okay, this is weird.
Anne: Yo.
Max: Are you in a costume again?
Anne: Maybe.
Max: Whatev.
