Hospital - Unknown hospital room
That night...
Doctor: Hey, Max. It looks like Nick's all better.
Flock: YAY!
Doctor: Not quite though. He needs a week.
Fang: [sitting up] Hi guys!
Nudge: Hey, what happened to that Narrator?
Iggy: I don't know.
Narrator: Yo. [Does goofy dance] I'm annoying! I'm annoying! I'm annoying!
Max: Yes you are. Doc? Take care of this guy for me.
Doctor: Sure thing, miss. [Pulls out tranquilizer] Hehehe.
Narrator: [faints]
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Max: I can't sleep. I'll go use the bathroom.
57 seconds later...
Max: Ahh, that's much better. Wait a minute...
Eraser Max: Yo.
Max: [Throws hands up] NOOOO!!!
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The next day...
Anne: Good morning, peoples!
Fang: I wantz f00dz.
Anne: No. You gots a IV.
Fang: I don't care. Gimme teh f00dz.
Anne: Fine. Here ya go.
Max: We're staying at Anne's house... [aside] Yay-Yikes vote is equal this time.
Nudge: Nick should come.
Iggy: Fnick IS Superman.
Gazzy: Ooh! Can I be Captain Underpants? [farts]
Max: No.
Gazzy: Aw, flubbergaskets.
Anne: Let's go to my house.
Max: I think we'll skip the vote this time. Let's just go.
Flock: OK.
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Anne's car
Later...
Max: Gol, Virginia's shore purty.
Fang: Jeez, Max, I luve yore acksent.
Gazzy: I iz speaking liek 1 of dem lulz kittehz!
Narrator: [from roof of car] WHEE!
Max: Stop it Gazzy. Please.
Gazzy: Aw man.
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That night...
Fang: Hmm... Look at these files.
Max: What?
Fang: They seem to correspond to this map that I got a hold of in a semilegal manner.
~Flashback~
Fang: Can I get this map?
Map dude: Sure.
Fang: Okay.
~End flashback~
Max: OK. Let's go.
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In town somewhere
Fang: Burger joint...Pizza parlor...Abandoned lot... Ooh, an apartment! Let's go in!
Max: It's quiet. Ooh, this looks just like Gazzy! And look at this balloon!
Fang: Why's the balloon shaped like a crib?
Max: No clue. [pops balloon]
Thug 1: You think you can pop our crib?
Max: Uhh...
Thug 2: Its a chick, huhuhuhu!
Fang: I don't speak scuz.
Thug 1: [draws knife] You're gunna be awr chick.
Fang: [spreads wings] Boys... God doesn't like you...
Thug 2: What does that mean?
Thug 1: Dunno. I'm atheist.
Fang: God doesn't like bad people...
Thug 1: What the...?
Fang: I am the angel of death...
Narrator: And I'm the crazy person! Yay!
Max: Somebody get the non sequitur out of here, please!
Thug 2: Who is that guy?
Max: You don't wanna be friends with him. It's impossible. Trust me.
Fang: Muhahaha... [Flaps wings] C'mon Max! Join in!
Max: Okay, I'll join. [Spreads wings] This was a test. And guess what?
Thug 1: We aced it?
Max: You both FAILED!!! ROWR!!!
Fang: ROWR!!!
Thugs: Yikes!!! [backpedal down stairs, missing a step and going through the floor]
Max: Ouch.
Fang: That was fun.
World: [catches fire]
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Anne's house - Bathroom
Later that night...
Max: I love hot showers! [Turns off shower]
Iggy: I've gotta brush my teethz. Can I come in?
Max: Naked.
Iggy: Blind.
Max: Still no.
Iggy: Well, hurry up in there!
Max: Whew... Wait a minute!
Eraser Max: Guess who…?
Max: [Throws hands up] NOOOO!!!
Narrator: [Clutches projector tightly] Hehehe...
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Anne's house - Max's room
Angel: I wanna go fly.
Max: OK.
Iggy: Look! Bats!
Max: Says the blind kid. I'm gonna go ahead.
Flock: Okay.
Max: Wow, what's this? COOL! I have s00per speed!
Flock: Yay!
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Max: So, we tried to find our parents.
Fang: Yeah. But we didn't have much luck. So we'll skip that part. It's rather boring.
Ari: Hello!? Anyone here? I'm still hungry!
Max: [kicks Ari]
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The next morning...
Anne: Good morning, peoples! I have good news! You're going to school!
[The entire flock spits out their food in perfect unison. It stains Anne's shirt]
Anne: Hey! I just had that dry-cleaned!
Fang: Hahahaha.
Anne: No, really. You start on Monday. Oh yeah, there's uniforms.
Mx Ng: NOOOOOO!!!! [Flies out the window]
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