Hospital - Unknown hospital room

That night...

Doctor: Hey, Max. It looks like Nick's all better.

Flock: YAY!

Doctor: Not quite though. He needs a week.

Fang: [sitting up] Hi guys!

Nudge: Hey, what happened to that Narrator?

Iggy: I don't know.

Narrator: Yo. [Does goofy dance] I'm annoying! I'm annoying! I'm annoying!

Max: Yes you are. Doc? Take care of this guy for me.

Doctor: Sure thing, miss. [Pulls out tranquilizer] Hehehe.

Narrator: [faints]

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Max: I can't sleep. I'll go use the bathroom.

57 seconds later...

Max: Ahh, that's much better. Wait a minute...

Eraser Max: Yo.

Max: [Throws hands up] NOOOO!!!

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The next day...

Anne: Good morning, peoples!

Fang: I wantz f00dz.

Anne: No. You gots a IV.

Fang: I don't care. Gimme teh f00dz.

Anne: Fine. Here ya go.

Max: We're staying at Anne's house... [aside] Yay-Yikes vote is equal this time.

Nudge: Nick should come.

Iggy: Fnick IS Superman.

Gazzy: Ooh! Can I be Captain Underpants? [farts]

Max: No.

Gazzy: Aw, flubbergaskets.

Anne: Let's go to my house.

Max: I think we'll skip the vote this time. Let's just go.

Flock: OK.

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Anne's car

Later...

Max: Gol, Virginia's shore purty.

Fang: Jeez, Max, I luve yore acksent.

Gazzy: I iz speaking liek 1 of dem lulz kittehz!

Narrator: [from roof of car] WHEE!

Max: Stop it Gazzy. Please.

Gazzy: Aw man.

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That night...

Fang: Hmm... Look at these files.

Max: What?

Fang: They seem to correspond to this map that I got a hold of in a semilegal manner.

~Flashback~

Fang: Can I get this map?

Map dude: Sure.

Fang: Okay.

~End flashback~

Max: OK. Let's go.

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In town somewhere

Fang: Burger joint...Pizza parlor...Abandoned lot... Ooh, an apartment! Let's go in!

Max: It's quiet. Ooh, this looks just like Gazzy! And look at this balloon!

Fang: Why's the balloon shaped like a crib?

Max: No clue. [pops balloon]

Thug 1: You think you can pop our crib?

Max: Uhh...

Thug 2: Its a chick, huhuhuhu!

Fang: I don't speak scuz.

Thug 1: [draws knife] You're gunna be awr chick.

Fang: [spreads wings] Boys... God doesn't like you...

Thug 2: What does that mean?

Thug 1: Dunno. I'm atheist.

Fang: God doesn't like bad people...

Thug 1: What the...?

Fang: I am the angel of death...

Narrator: And I'm the crazy person! Yay!

Max: Somebody get the non sequitur out of here, please!

Thug 2: Who is that guy?

Max: You don't wanna be friends with him. It's impossible. Trust me.

Fang: Muhahaha... [Flaps wings] C'mon Max! Join in!

Max: Okay, I'll join. [Spreads wings] This was a test. And guess what?

Thug 1: We aced it?

Max: You both FAILED!!! ROWR!!!

Fang: ROWR!!!

Thugs: Yikes!!! [backpedal down stairs, missing a step and going through the floor]

Max: Ouch.

Fang: That was fun.

World: [catches fire]

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Anne's house - Bathroom

Later that night...

Max: I love hot showers! [Turns off shower]

Iggy: I've gotta brush my teethz. Can I come in?

Max: Naked.

Iggy: Blind.

Max: Still no.

Iggy: Well, hurry up in there!

Max: Whew... Wait a minute!

Eraser Max: Guess who…?

Max: [Throws hands up] NOOOO!!!

Narrator: [Clutches projector tightly] Hehehe...

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Anne's house - Max's room

Angel: I wanna go fly.

Max: OK.

Iggy: Look! Bats!

Max: Says the blind kid. I'm gonna go ahead.

Flock: Okay.

Max: Wow, what's this? COOL! I have s00per speed!

Flock: Yay!

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Max: So, we tried to find our parents.

Fang: Yeah. But we didn't have much luck. So we'll skip that part. It's rather boring.

Ari: Hello!? Anyone here? I'm still hungry!

Max: [kicks Ari]

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The next morning...

Anne: Good morning, peoples! I have good news! You're going to school!

[The entire flock spits out their food in perfect unison. It stains Anne's shirt]

Anne: Hey! I just had that dry-cleaned!

Fang: Hahahaha.

Anne: No, really. You start on Monday. Oh yeah, there's uniforms.

Mx Ng: NOOOOOO!!!! [Flies out the window]

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