"I must say Professor," said Jennifer, "This school is very interesting."
"Thank you Mrs. Eaton," said Ozpin.
"Now, what exactly is it that you teach here?" asked Jennifer
In the Dormitory...
Everyone was fast asleep, until, "YOU TEACH WHAT!?"
Team SLAR jumped out of their beds and landed on the ground.
"Sounds like my mom is talking with Ozpin," said Seth.
"Eh Voi."
In Ozpin's Office...
"Now, Mrs. Eaton," said Ozpin, "We mean your children no harm."
"How can you lead children to maybe deaths!?"
"Jen, calm down," said Delia.
"Please, I assure you, the Pokemon's moves are very effective against the Grimm, and I don't find it a surprise."
"I DON'T CARE, I... wait, what do you mean surprise?"
Ozpin then pulled out a book called, "Pokemon Encyclopedia."
"My goodness," said Professor Oak, "There are Pokemon that live on this planet as well!?"
"Yes," said Ozpin, "but many have believed that they may have gone extinct due to the Great War. While we were busy fighting amongst ourselves, our Pokemon were left to fight the Grimm."
Jason looked at the book, and he looked at the pictures.
"Wow," he said, "I guess, we might stay if, they need it."
"What?!" yelled Jennifer, "No, we are going back now!"
"Mrs. Eaton," said Arceus, as he appeared, "Is it really any different then when your children saved the world when capturing the Legendary Pokemon?"
Jennifer the stuttered, but soon said, "Fine, but if anything happens, I'm taking my kids far away from these things!"
The next day...
Team RWBY, SLAR, Ash, Blue and their Pokemon were sitting eating lunch, when Ruby came with binder and said, "Friends, Sisters, Weiss."
"HEY!"
"Four score and ten minutes ago, I had a dream."
"This'll be good," said Yang, as she caught a grape in her mouth.
"A dream that we would come together as a team and have the best day ever!"
Weiss, said Articuno, Isn't that your binder?
Ruby then held up the peace sign with both hands and said, "I am not a crook."
"What are you talking about?" asked Seth.
"I mean starting the semester off with a Bang!" said Ruby.
"Really?" asked Yang, "I always start my semesters off with a Yang! Huh, Huh?"
Nora then booed and she threw an apple at her.
"C'mon guys," said Ruby, "Classes start back up next week, and I want to spend the whole day with my team."
Yang then threw another apple back at Nora.
"I don't know," said Blake, "I might pass on this one."
"Well," said Weiss, as Yang motioned to Nora to stop, "I feel that whatever we do, we should do it as a team. I for one think..."
Weiss never finished. Nora threw a pie meant for Yang at Weiss.
Team JNPR then pointed at Nora, while Nora pointed at Ren and Ren just sighed.
Outside,
Sun was talking with a boy with blue hair, goggles, and a red vest.
"Yeah, she's cool," said Sun, "she's lean, she's kind, and the best part is she's a Faunus!"
Sun then said, "But that's a secret. A SECRET secret. Not an 'I'm gonna tell Scarlet as soon as Sun turns his back' secret."
"Okay, I got it," said the blue haired guy.
In the background, the food fight was getting tense. Watermelons were flying, bread was being thrown, apples were used as grenades, even Jaune was thrown at a window, but he didn't break the glass.
"I really like these guys" said Sun, "I don't want to mess this up Neptune. So just be cool. Can you do that?"
"Dude," said Neptune, as he struck a pose. The 2 then walked in the dining hall, and the students then ran out of the dining hall in panic.
Nora was on top of a fortress of tables chanting, "I'm Queen of the Castle! I'm Queen of the Castle!"
Ruby then slammed her foot on a table and said "JUSTICE WILL BE SWIFT! JUSTICE WILL BE PAINFUL!" She then crushed a milk carton and said, "IT WILL BE DELICIOUS!" "YEAH!" yelled the rest of her team. The Pokemon Trainers were standing to the side, while the Eva, Pikachu, and Piplup picked up the scraps that fell on the floor.
Yang was fighting Nora with Turkey Gauntlets, and Nora with a Watermelon Hammer. Weiss was sword playing with Pyrrha with a sword fish, and Pyrrha a loaf of bread. Nora then managed to smack Yang right through the roof.
Rayquaza then followed and said, I'll catch her.
He then ascended up through the hole. Soon, Ruby used her semblance to pick up the food, and JNPR towards the wall. Mewtwo then covered his friends with a Psychic barrier.
"I love these guys," said Sun.
Neptune was covered in purple juices. Just then, Professor Goodwitch came in and cleaned up everything with her semblance.
"Children," she said sternly, "please do not play with your food."
Nora then let out a large burp, and Rayquaza then came back down with Yang. Soon, everyone laughed.
"Let it go Glynda," said Ozpin, who joined Glynda as she finished cleaning.
"They're supposed to be the next defenders of the world," complained Professor Goodwitch.
"I know," said Ozpin, "but they're just children right now, so why not let them play the part. Besides, it's not going to be a role that they will play forever."
