Part Two
Anne's house - Kitchen
The next day...
Anne: So, you're going to school now.
Flock: Um… yay?
Anne: Oh, yeah. You're walking home.
Flock: Darn!
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In a tree near the (regular) school
Ari: They've arrived. Right on cue.
Max II: Yeah.
Ari: They won't suspect a thing.
Max II: Yeah.
Ari: The beginning of the end. Isn't that right, Max II?
Max II: Yeah.
Ari: Don't you ever say anything else but "Yeah"?
Max II: Yeah.
Ari: I'm still hungry.
Max II: Yeah.
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(Regular) school - Parking lot
Gardener: Oh, no! That grass is uneven! [mows there] Oh, no! That tree isn't exactly Pi feet away from the building! [chops tree]
Lawyer: Nobody with OCD was harmed in the making of the above line.
Gardener: I like juice.
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(Regular) school - Entrance
Max: Okay… No antiseptic smell. That's good.
Cuelbar: Zephyr?
Gazzy: Yah?
Max: At least he's not Captain Terror anymore.
Fang: What were you expecting? Snathobobster?
Max: Yes.
Cheatham: Nick? Jeff? Welcome.
Segerdahl: Max? You're in my class.
Max: OK.
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Angel's class
Solowski: Guess which part of the Earth this is? [shows picture of Yucatan]
Narrator: Uhh... Mars?
Solowski: No.
Angel: It's the Yucatan. It's got Mayan ruins.
Narrator: Mayan? Like what you put on f00dz?
Solowski: That's mayonnaise.
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Nudge's class
Nudge: MY NAME IS TIFFANY-KRYSTAL WITH ONE OF THOSE LITTLE MINUS SIGN THINGIES AND I CAN'T SPELL AND--
Teacher: Okay... I'll tell you one last time: No more Nerds Ropes before school.
Nudge: Who are you, my mom?
Teacher: Yes.
Nudge: Wow.
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Fang's class
Fang: Where are the dictionaries?
Lissa: They're over here.
Fang: You know what? You're kind of cute.
Lissa: I was hoping you'd say that... [takes off costume to reveal...]
Max: You're busted, Busto.
Fang: I thought it was Buster. And aren't you in Ms. Segerdahl's room?
Max: I cut class.
Fang: Uhh...
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Gazzy's recess
Random kid: I'm gonna fly!
Gazzy: Let's see it!
Random kid: Okay! [spreads wings]
Other kids: Wow!
Coconut: I wanna do it! I'm a wingnut!
Gazzy: Let's see it!
Coconut: [spreads wings; falls to ground] Ow my arm!
Big kid: Why'd you do that?
Gazzy: I didn't know.
Big kid: Cuz he's from the planet Earth.
Gazzy: Um, what does that make you?
Big kid: Good point.
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Max's class
Max: Asunción.
Segerdahl: Very good Max! Oh, yeah. You need to go to the office for no apparent reason.
Max: Fine by me.
