Part Two

Anne's house - Kitchen

The next day...

Anne: So, you're going to school now.

Flock: Um… yay?

Anne: Oh, yeah. You're walking home.

Flock: Darn!

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In a tree near the (regular) school

Ari: They've arrived. Right on cue.

Max II: Yeah.

Ari: They won't suspect a thing.

Max II: Yeah.

Ari: The beginning of the end. Isn't that right, Max II?

Max II: Yeah.

Ari: Don't you ever say anything else but "Yeah"?

Max II: Yeah.

Ari: I'm still hungry.

Max II: Yeah.

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(Regular) school - Parking lot

Gardener: Oh, no! That grass is uneven! [mows there] Oh, no! That tree isn't exactly Pi feet away from the building! [chops tree]

Lawyer: Nobody with OCD was harmed in the making of the above line.

Gardener: I like juice.

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(Regular) school - Entrance

Max: Okay… No antiseptic smell. That's good.

Cuelbar: Zephyr?

Gazzy: Yah?

Max: At least he's not Captain Terror anymore.

Fang: What were you expecting? Snathobobster?

Max: Yes.

Cheatham: Nick? Jeff? Welcome.

Segerdahl: Max? You're in my class.

Max: OK.

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Angel's class

Solowski: Guess which part of the Earth this is? [shows picture of Yucatan]

Narrator: Uhh... Mars?

Solowski: No.

Angel: It's the Yucatan. It's got Mayan ruins.

Narrator: Mayan? Like what you put on f00dz?

Solowski: That's mayonnaise.

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Nudge's class

Nudge: MY NAME IS TIFFANY-KRYSTAL WITH ONE OF THOSE LITTLE MINUS SIGN THINGIES AND I CAN'T SPELL AND--

Teacher: Okay... I'll tell you one last time: No more Nerds Ropes before school.

Nudge: Who are you, my mom?

Teacher: Yes.

Nudge: Wow.

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Fang's class

Fang: Where are the dictionaries?

Lissa: They're over here.

Fang: You know what? You're kind of cute.

Lissa: I was hoping you'd say that... [takes off costume to reveal...]

Max: You're busted, Busto.

Fang: I thought it was Buster. And aren't you in Ms. Segerdahl's room?

Max: I cut class.

Fang: Uhh...

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Gazzy's recess

Random kid: I'm gonna fly!

Gazzy: Let's see it!

Random kid: Okay! [spreads wings]

Other kids: Wow!

Coconut: I wanna do it! I'm a wingnut!

Gazzy: Let's see it!

Coconut: [spreads wings; falls to ground] Ow my arm!

Big kid: Why'd you do that?

Gazzy: I didn't know.

Big kid: Cuz he's from the planet Earth.

Gazzy: Um, what does that make you?

Big kid: Good point.

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Max's class

Max: Asunción.

Segerdahl: Very good Max! Oh, yeah. You need to go to the office for no apparent reason.

Max: Fine by me.