(Regular) school - Headmaster's office
Pruitt: I am the nar--er, the headmaster. You are Maxine Ride?
Max: Maybe.
Pruitt: These are your brothers?
Max: Maybe.
Pruitt: Your brothers did a stinky?
~Flashback~
Iggy: Let's do a stink bomb in the bathroom!
Gazzy: Why?
Iggy: Because it's 73.2 degrees outside.
Gazzy: Farenheit or centigrade?
Iggy: Don't care.
Stink bomb: WHEE! [boom]
~End flashback~
Max: Maybe.
Pruitt: They're lying by denying it?
Max: Maybe.
Pruitt: Say something else for a change, will ya?
Max: Maybe.
Pruitt: Ugh... Alright, you can go.
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Walking home
Max: This road's making me nervous.
Road: Hi.
Max: It TALKS?
Road: Uhh... [is silenced]
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Anne's house - Front porch
Fang: Aw, flubbergaskets, the door's locked.
Anne: [from inside] I'll get it. [gets up]
Gazzy: Let's kick it open!
Flock: Yay! [kicks door]
Door: I'm doing something!
Anne: Come on in.
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Anne's house - Living room
Phone: Ringies and stuff. I'm bored.
Anne: [picks up phone]
~Phone~
Anne: I like juice.
Pruitt: Zephyr and Jeff did a stinky in the bathroom.
Anne: Uhh... okay?
~End phone~
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Angel's class
Solowski: It's time to go out for recess! You peoples use the tiny playground [holds up index card with actual size plan of tiny playground] because it's 73.2 degrees outside.
Angel: [pushing thought at Solowski] No. I want the big playground because I like juice.
Someone: Farenheit or centigrade?
Solowski: Farenheit. Actually--uh, I don't see why you can't play on the bigger playground.
Students: Yay!
(Regular) school - Playground
Angel: Let's play Swan Lake!
Meredith: Aw, flubbergaskets, I wanted to play Swan Lake!
Kayla: That's what she said, cheesehead!
Courtney: Cheese? Where!?
Narrator: I'm a swan! [starts acting like a dog] WHEE!
Kayla: Ariel, do you know that crazy person?
Angel: Yes. He's been stalking me and my siblings for weeks. I wanna be Odette.
Meredith: Let's go and dogpile the idiot!
Kayla: But we're swans. How can swans dogpile?
Meredith: I don't know.
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(Regular) school - Library
Sam: I can get off.
Max:
Okay.
Sam: Where are you from?
Max: Uh . . . New Floridakotacalitexayorkachusetts Island?
Sam: Where's that?
Max: Uh . . . No clue.
Sam: Bye.
Max: [sits down at computer]
Computer: A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer...
Max: Grr... [Raises fists to computer screen]
Computer: [BSOD disappears, desktop shows again]
Max: -Sigh- I'll never fit in.
