(Regular) school - Headmaster's office

Pruitt: I am the nar--er, the headmaster. You are Maxine Ride?

Max: Maybe.

Pruitt: These are your brothers?

Max: Maybe.

Pruitt: Your brothers did a stinky?

~Flashback~

Iggy: Let's do a stink bomb in the bathroom!

Gazzy: Why?

Iggy: Because it's 73.2 degrees outside.

Gazzy: Farenheit or centigrade?

Iggy: Don't care.

Stink bomb: WHEE! [boom]

~End flashback~

Max: Maybe.

Pruitt: They're lying by denying it?

Max: Maybe.

Pruitt: Say something else for a change, will ya?

Max: Maybe.

Pruitt: Ugh... Alright, you can go.

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Walking home

Max: This road's making me nervous.

Road: Hi.

Max: It TALKS?

Road: Uhh... [is silenced]

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Anne's house - Front porch

Fang: Aw, flubbergaskets, the door's locked.

Anne: [from inside] I'll get it. [gets up]

Gazzy: Let's kick it open!

Flock: Yay! [kicks door]

Door: I'm doing something!

Anne: Come on in.

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Anne's house - Living room

Phone: Ringies and stuff. I'm bored.

Anne: [picks up phone]

~Phone~

Anne: I like juice.

Pruitt: Zephyr and Jeff did a stinky in the bathroom.

Anne: Uhh... okay?

~End phone~

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Angel's class

Solowski: It's time to go out for recess! You peoples use the tiny playground [holds up index card with actual size plan of tiny playground] because it's 73.2 degrees outside.

Angel: [pushing thought at Solowski] No. I want the big playground because I like juice.

Someone: Farenheit or centigrade?

Solowski: Farenheit. Actually--uh, I don't see why you can't play on the bigger playground.

Students: Yay!

(Regular) school - Playground

Angel: Let's play Swan Lake!

Meredith: Aw, flubbergaskets, I wanted to play Swan Lake!

Kayla: That's what she said, cheesehead!

Courtney: Cheese? Where!?

Narrator: I'm a swan! [starts acting like a dog] WHEE!

Kayla: Ariel, do you know that crazy person?

Angel: Yes. He's been stalking me and my siblings for weeks. I wanna be Odette.

Meredith: Let's go and dogpile the idiot!

Kayla: But we're swans. How can swans dogpile?

Meredith: I don't know.

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(Regular) school - Library

Sam: I can get off.
Max: Okay.

Sam: Where are you from?

Max: Uh . . . New Floridakotacalitexayorkachusetts Island?

Sam: Where's that?

Max: Uh . . . No clue.

Sam: Bye.

Max: [sits down at computer]

Computer: A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer...

Max: Grr... [Raises fists to computer screen]

Computer: [BSOD disappears, desktop shows again]

Max: -Sigh- I'll never fit in.