(Regular) school - Library
~Web page~
Ter Borcht, Roland. Geneticist. Medical license revoked, 2001. Imprisoned for unauthorized attraction to fruit extract, 2002. A controversial figure in something, ter Borcht was for some time considered stupid. After becoming famous for randomly shouting "I like juice", he was declared even more stupid. He is held in the "Dangerous - Incurable" wing of a rehabilitation facility in the Netherlandz.
~end Web page~
Max: Where have I heard that name before?
Pruitt: SIT UP!!
Max: [turns around] ???
Random kid: OH NOES!!!!1!1!!11
Lazzara: Oh, brother.
Pruitt: THIS ISN'T YOUR BEDROOM!! THIS ISN'T THE MOVIES!! AND IT'S NOT SCHOOL!!
Random kid: ???
Pruitt: Uhh... actually, it is school. But anyways... YOU MAY NOT LOUNGE ABOUT LIKE THE SLUGGY MANS YOU ARE. YOU WILL SIT UP STRAIGHT, YOU INVERTEBRATE!!
Random kid: Okay. [Sits up]
Max: [rolls eyes] I've had enough. [exits library]
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(Regular) school - Hallway
Max: Ooh, look! Hi Fang!
Fang: Hi.
Lissa: Hi.
Max: Huh? Lissa's REAL!?
Lissa: Hi, Max. AKA Impostor.
Max: Uhh... How awkward is this?
Fang: Yay! Smoochies with Lissa!!1!1
Max: Ugh.
Voice: Maybe you have feelings for him.
Max: You're just here to annoy me again, aren't you?
Voice: Yes.
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Walking home
Max: That was some day.
Fang: Yeah. I likes smoochies.
Nudge: I DID SOMETHING AND I--MMM MMMF
Max: -Sigh- Now that she's out of the picture...
Meanwhile, 1/4 mile away...
Ari: There they are.
Max II: Yeah.
Ari: Max is so full of herself.
Max II: Yeah.
Ari: First I will decapitate them! I will get to make them my slavez! Mwaha. Mwahaha. Mwahahaha.
Max II: Yeah.
Ari: In case you didn't know, I'm STILL hungry.
Max II: Yeah.
Ari: Get me something to eat. Now.
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Walking home
Eraser #1: Want a ride, kids?
Max: No.
Ari: I've got candy.
Max: Okay.
Ari: Oh, wait. I can just eat the candy. [Eats candy] Ahh. I was hungry.
Max: Wha... ARI!?
Ari: [morphs] MWAHAHAHA!!!
[They fight.]
Max: [Plays dead]
Ari: Yes! Max is dead! I'm gonna go now. [Gets in car]
Max: [sits up] -Sigh-
Fang: What's with that hair in the car?
Max: It looks like mine. Hey, wait a minute! That's Max II!
Narrator: You're not supposed to know that yet.
Max: I thought I got rid of you.
Narrator: Nope. The author won't let it happen.
Max: Aw, flubbergaskets.
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Anne's house - Living room
Anne: Ohmygoshies! What happened to you?
Gazzy: Erasers.
Anne: Oh. Wait a minute... Did you say Erasers? As in teh people dog mans?
Max: Uhh... I guess. How did you know?
Anne: Uhh... How did who know about what? Who are you? Where am I?
Fang: Cmon. Leave Miss Amnesia alone for a bit. We've need sleep.
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Anne's house - Nudge's room
Max: Good night.
Nudge: GOOD NIGHT MAX SEE YOU IN THE MORNING AND ALL THAT AND MMMFF--
Max: Quiet, girl. [turns to leave]
Narrator: Guess who...?
Max: Quit it! And why are you even called Narrator anymore? You don't narrate anything. All you do is pop up in random places and be stupid.
Narrator: Good point. [Slinks away]
Max: Now that the hallway's clear, I will... Oh, hi Anne.
Angel's room
Anne: Don't let Total on the bed.
Angel: Okay. [Lets Total onto bed]
Anne: Oh, forget it.
Max: What is Ari
thinking?
Angel: Dark. Red. Angry. Torn. Confused. Hungry. More
hungry. He can't wait. He hates us. He's gonna replace you. Did I
mention he's hungry?
Max: What!? He's . . . HUNGRY? THE HORROR!!!
Hallways
Fang: Hi.
Max: Hi.
Fang: I have a blog.
Max: That's nice. I'll go read it now!
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